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  1. #41
    Peter B. P. Guest

    Default Re: How do obese people wipe their butts after taking a dump?

    David <[email protected]> wrote:

    > "Phil" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    > news:erukvn$36p$[email protected]..
    > >
    > > "Cornish Kate" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    > > news:FhAEh.14520$[email protected]..
    > >> Not funny at all. Of course obesity is self inflicted but that doesn't
    > >> mean we should laugh at or criticise obese people.

    > > Sure it does .

    > Obese people can't hide their self inflicted problem - many others who point
    > fingers have problems as well - drug abusers, children abusers, mental
    > cases, closet alcoholics, lifes losers of many stripes. I wouldn't point
    > fingers (3 poimt right back at you)
    > What's *your* affliction?


    I piss in the sink, but please don't tell anyone.

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  2. #42
    Peter B. P. Guest

    Default Re: How do obese people wipe their butts after taking a dump?

    Pantheras <[email protected]> wrote:

    > David wrote:
    > > Obese people can't hide their self inflicted problem - many others who point
    > > fingers have problems as well - drug abusers, children abusers, mental
    > > cases, closet alcoholics, lifes losers of many stripes. I wouldn't point
    > > fingers (3 poimt right back at you)
    > > What's *your* affliction?

    >
    > You really should hope to die young. Many problems come
    > with old age that are not self inflicted such as weight
    > gain, drug addition and mental cases.
    >


    Actually, a lot of mental problems, such as depression and schizofrenia
    that young people (30 or less) suffer from is abated at age 40 or so due
    to changes in cerebral chemistry.

    > On the other hand, maybe the Roman army was made up of obese soldiers
    > because their method of wiping their ass with a sponge on a stick
    > certainly works for obese people. Maybe the French had obese people
    > in mind when the invented the bidet (if they did). Maybe just letting
    > the **** cake up forms a protective crust. Cave men survived this
    > problem and apparently went on to found GEICO didn't they.


    Obese people can't hunt, so I doubt a caveman would survive obesity,
    even i that was a problem they had way back when.

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  3. #43
    David Guest

    Default Re: How do obese people wipe their butts after taking a dump?


    "Peter B. P." <[email protected]> wrote in message
    news:1hu750m.13doo0v159ccsgN%[email protected] k...
    > David <[email protected]> wrote:
    >
    >> "Phil" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    >> news:erukvn$36p$[email protected]..
    >> >
    >> > "Cornish Kate" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    >> > news:FhAEh.14520$[email protected]..
    >> >> Not funny at all. Of course obesity is self inflicted but that
    >> >> doesn't
    >> >> mean we should laugh at or criticise obese people.
    >> > Sure it does .

    >> Obese people can't hide their self inflicted problem - many others who
    >> point
    >> fingers have problems as well - drug abusers, children abusers, mental
    >> cases, closet alcoholics, lifes losers of many stripes. I wouldn't point
    >> fingers (3 poimt right back at you)
    >> What's *your* affliction?

    >
    > I piss in the sink, but please don't tell anyone.



    Sure Peter, I lot of people piss in the sink. Can you think of anything else
    that sets you apart? Think really hard now. Do you maybe have a child porn
    collection? Do you fantasize about little boys perhaps? Ok, now we are
    getting there . . .maybe a pedophile who pisses in the sink?? Do I have it
    right? Be honest now!

    > --
    > regards , Peter B. P. - http://titancity.com/blog , http://macplanet.dk
    >
    > If guns kill, do pencils cause spelling errors?




  4. #44
    Peter B. P. Guest

    Default Re: How do obese people wipe their butts after taking a dump?

    David <[email protected]> wrote:

    > "Peter B. P." <[email protected]> wrote in message
    > news:1hu750m.13doo0v159ccsgN%[email protected] k...
    > > David <[email protected]> wrote:
    > >
    > >> "Phil" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    > >> news:erukvn$36p$[email protected]..
    > >> >
    > >> > "Cornish Kate" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    > >> > news:FhAEh.14520$[email protected]..
    > >> >> Not funny at all. Of course obesity is self inflicted but that
    > >> >> doesn't
    > >> >> mean we should laugh at or criticise obese people.
    > >> > Sure it does .
    > >> Obese people can't hide their self inflicted problem - many others who
    > >> point
    > >> fingers have problems as well - drug abusers, children abusers, mental
    > >> cases, closet alcoholics, lifes losers of many stripes. I wouldn't point
    > >> fingers (3 poimt right back at you)
    > >> What's *your* affliction?

    > >
    > > I piss in the sink, but please don't tell anyone.

    >
    >
    > Sure Peter, I lot of people piss in the sink. Can you think of anything else
    > that sets you apart? Think really hard now. Do you maybe have a child porn
    > collection? Do you fantasize about little boys perhaps? Ok, now we are
    > getting there . . .maybe a pedophile who pisses in the sink?? Do I have it
    > right? Be honest now!


    Nope.

    If you wanted to be nasty, you would suggest that I dream about wiping
    the butts of fat people.

    --
    regards , Peter B. P. - http://titancity.com/blog , http://macplanet.dk

    If guns kill, do pencils cause spelling errors?

  5. #45
    Ima Hogg Guest

    Default Re: Was - How do obese people wipe their butts after taking a dump?


    On Mon, 26 Feb 2007 14:30:10 -0800, Bertha wrote:

    >On Tue, 27 Feb 2007 08:17:24 +1000, "David" <[email protected]>
    >wrote:
    >
    >>
    >>
    >>> You really should hope to die young. Many problems come
    >>> with old age that are not self inflicted such as weight
    >>> gain, drug addition and mental cases.

    >>
    >>weight gain would be self inflicted even in old age i.e. you can control
    >>your weight
    >>also drug addiction most would be self inflicted - some people are healthy
    >>into old age and from what I see it is not an accident i.e. they do the
    >>right lifestyle things
    >>
    >>>
    >>> On the other hand, maybe the Roman army was made up of obese soldiers
    >>> because their method of wiping their ass with a sponge on a stick
    >>> certainly works for obese people. Maybe the French had obese people
    >>> in mind when the invented the bidet (if they did). Maybe just letting
    >>> the **** cake up forms a protective crust. Cave men survived this
    >>> problem and apparently went on to found GEICO didn't they.
    >>>

    >>my vision for the ideal method is that you set up a garden hose to point
    >>around ass cheek level - then have the tap so you can easiy reach it while
    >>bending over and spreading out your cheeks - turn the hose on - it would
    >>work roughly like a bidet but more efficient
    >>

    >
    >I have on occasion seen dogs eating feces. A suggestion -- Get one
    >of these dogs and let them be your companion aide dog in the same
    >sense of Guide Dogs For the Blind. With proper certification they
    >could be admitted to public buildings, transportation facilities and
    >so forth.
    >
    >A training school for such animals might be a good business venture
    >for some of the readers of soc.support,fat-acceptance to undertake.
    >
    >Big Bertha


    Thank You, Thank You, Big Bertha. This is great news.
    I am a heavy set woman and this will be a God send for me. I just
    can't wait to get my very own companion dog that can help me with a
    personal hygiene matter.

    This is right up there with All-You-Can-Eat buffets and electric
    mobility scooters.

    I do hope that a couple of the fat-acceptors from SSFA will assume the
    responsibility to see that this fine program moves forward.

    Yours Truly:
    Ima Hogg



    --
    Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com


  6. #46
    David Guest

    Default Re: How do obese people wipe their butts after taking a dump?


    "Peter B. P." <[email protected]> wrote in message
    news:1hu7fkj.1k0oew21uazdicN%[email protected] k...
    > David <[email protected]> wrote:
    >
    >> "Peter B. P." <[email protected]> wrote in message
    >> news:1hu750m.13doo0v159ccsgN%[email protected] k...
    >> > David <[email protected]> wrote:
    >> >
    >> >> "Phil" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    >> >> news:erukvn$36p$[email protected]..
    >> >> >
    >> >> > "Cornish Kate" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    >> >> > news:FhAEh.14520$[email protected]..
    >> >> >> Not funny at all. Of course obesity is self inflicted but that
    >> >> >> doesn't
    >> >> >> mean we should laugh at or criticise obese people.
    >> >> > Sure it does .
    >> >> Obese people can't hide their self inflicted problem - many others who
    >> >> point
    >> >> fingers have problems as well - drug abusers, children abusers, mental
    >> >> cases, closet alcoholics, lifes losers of many stripes. I wouldn't
    >> >> point
    >> >> fingers (3 poimt right back at you)
    >> >> What's *your* affliction?
    >> >
    >> > I piss in the sink, but please don't tell anyone.

    >>
    >>
    >> Sure Peter, I lot of people piss in the sink. Can you think of anything
    >> else
    >> that sets you apart? Think really hard now. Do you maybe have a child
    >> porn
    >> collection? Do you fantasize about little boys perhaps? Ok, now we are
    >> getting there . . .maybe a pedophile who pisses in the sink?? Do I have
    >> it
    >> right? Be honest now!

    >
    > Nope.
    >
    > If you wanted to be nasty, you would suggest that I dream about wiping
    > the butts of fat people.


    That was my next post! Swear to god!


    >
    > --
    > regards , Peter B. P. - http://titancity.com/blog , http://macplanet.dk
    >
    > If guns kill, do pencils cause spelling errors?




  7. #47
    Ann Brown Guest

    Default Re: Was - How do obese people wipe their butts after taking a dump?

    On Tue, 27 Feb 2007 08:54:18 -0800, Ima Hogg wrote:

    >
    >On Mon, 26 Feb 2007 14:30:10 -0800, Bertha wrote:
    >
    >>On Tue, 27 Feb 2007 08:17:24 +1000, "David" <[email protected]>
    >>wrote:
    >>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>> You really should hope to die young. Many problems come
    >>>> with old age that are not self inflicted such as weight
    >>>> gain, drug addition and mental cases.
    >>>
    >>>weight gain would be self inflicted even in old age i.e. you can control
    >>>your weight
    >>>also drug addiction most would be self inflicted - some people are healthy
    >>>into old age and from what I see it is not an accident i.e. they do the
    >>>right lifestyle things
    >>>
    >>>>
    >>>> On the other hand, maybe the Roman army was made up of obese soldiers
    >>>> because their method of wiping their ass with a sponge on a stick
    >>>> certainly works for obese people. Maybe the French had obese people
    >>>> in mind when the invented the bidet (if they did). Maybe just letting
    >>>> the **** cake up forms a protective crust. Cave men survived this
    >>>> problem and apparently went on to found GEICO didn't they.
    >>>>
    >>>my vision for the ideal method is that you set up a garden hose to point
    >>>around ass cheek level - then have the tap so you can easiy reach it while
    >>>bending over and spreading out your cheeks - turn the hose on - it would
    >>>work roughly like a bidet but more efficient
    >>>

    >>
    >>I have on occasion seen dogs eating feces. A suggestion -- Get one
    >>of these dogs and let them be your companion aide dog in the same
    >>sense of Guide Dogs For the Blind. With proper certification they
    >>could be admitted to public buildings, transportation facilities and
    >>so forth.
    >>
    >>A training school for such animals might be a good business venture
    >>for some of the readers of soc.support,fat-acceptance to undertake.
    >>
    >>Big Bertha

    >
    >Thank You, Thank You, Big Bertha. This is great news.
    >I am a heavy set woman and this will be a God send for me. I just
    >can't wait to get my very own companion dog that can help me with a
    >personal hygiene matter.
    >
    >This is right up there with All-You-Can-Eat buffets and electric
    >mobility scooters.
    >
    >I do hope that a couple of the fat-acceptors from SSFA will assume the
    >responsibility to see that this fine program moves forward.
    >
    >Yours Truly:
    >Ima Hogg


    Blobbie already has her two little dogs trained to provide this
    service for her.

    Ann Brown



  8. #48
    Kris Guest

    Default Re: How do obese people wipe their butts after taking a dump?

    Did anyone actually get to the "bottom" of this then?
    i.e How do obese people wipe their asses?


  9. #49
    Peter B. P. Guest

    Default Re: How do obese people wipe their butts after taking a dump?

    Kris <[email protected]> wrote:

    > Did anyone actually get to the "bottom" of this then?
    > i.e How do obese people wipe their asses?


    With a spatula wrapped in fishwrap.

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    If guns kill, do pencils cause spelling errors?

  10. #50
    Rover Guest

    Default Re: How do obese people wipe their butts after taking a dump?

    On 28 Feb 2007 10:21:36 -0800, "Kris" <[email protected]>
    wrote:

    >Did anyone actually get to the "bottom" of this then?
    >i.e How do obese people wipe their asses?


    Trained Service Dog?

    Rover

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  11. #51
    yog Guest

    Default Re: How do obese people wipe their butts after taking a dump?

    >> Did anyone actually get to the "bottom" of this then?
    >> i.e How do obese people wipe their asses?


    They grab a skinny little **** like yourself and use that.

  12. #52
    Daniel Minge Guest

    Default Re: How do obese people wipe their butts after taking a dump?

    On 28 Feb 2007 10:21:36 -0800, "Kris" <[email protected]>
    wrote:

    >Did anyone actually get to the "bottom" of this then?
    >i.e How do obese people wipe their asses?


    I don't think they do. They eke out
    their existence somewhat like sheep
    in a field with big smelly klinkers
    attached to their arses.



  13. #53
    [email protected] Guest

    Default Re: How do obese people wipe their butts after taking a dump?

    On Feb 25, 4:35 pm, "Hunter" <hun...@no-one.org> wrote:
    > Manco wrote:
    > > Jane wrote:
    > > >http://www.ubersite.com/m/70724

    >
    > > great stuff! keep it up!

    >
    > This is what fat acceptors use to wipe their asses:
    >
    > http://amplestuff.safeshopper.com/84/cat84.htm?121


    Since most of you will never see me, I will admit that this amplebrush
    makes a lot of sense. I aint obese and have no problem using my
    beloved Charmin, but I may just look into getting me one of these
    ample thingies. BTW, Charmin aint inexpensive, and a one time
    purchase of 20 bucks makes a lot of sense, in my humble opinion.
    Jake


  14. #54
    Hunter Guest

    Default Re: How do obese people wipe their butts after taking a dump?

    [email protected] wrote:

    > On Feb 25, 4:35 pm, "Hunter" <hun...@no-one.org> wrote:
    > > Manco wrote:
    > > > Jane wrote:
    > > > > http://www.ubersite.com/m/70724

    > >
    > > > great stuff! keep it up!

    > >
    > > This is what fat acceptors use to wipe their asses:
    > >
    > > http://amplestuff.safeshopper.com/84/cat84.htm?121

    >
    > Since most of you will never see me, I will admit that this amplebrush
    > makes a lot of sense. I aint obese and have no problem using my
    > beloved Charmin, but I may just look into getting me one of these
    > ample thingies. BTW, Charmin aint inexpensive, and a one time
    > purchase of 20 bucks makes a lot of sense, in my humble opinion.
    > Jake


    Maybe Lady Veteran or Ragnar could post a user review for you.

  15. #55
    Lady Veteran Guest

    Default Re: How do obese people wipe their butts after taking a dump?

    On Tue, 27 Feb 2007 04:18:33 -0600, [email protected] wrote:

    >On 25 Feb 2007 22:29:55 -0800, "Caleb" <[email protected]> wrote:
    >
    >>On Feb 25, 4:42 pm, free4...@whoopiecushion.com wrote:
    >>> On 25 Feb 2007 21:07:30 -0000, j...@nowayjose.com (Jane) wrote:
    >>>
    >>> >"Yes" I said walking past her toward my car "And some people should learn
    >>> >the importance of wiping their butts after taking a ****"
    >>>
    >>> Obese people dont usually wipe their butts. Their butt is so far from
    >>> their hands that they usually can not reach it. However, there is a
    >>> special device that can be purchased for a large sum of money. Its
    >>> installed in their bathroom and has a mechanical arm that is manually
    >>> directed to the butt hole via a joystick. A camera shows the user the
    >>> position of this arm on a monitor, and the user must operate the
    >>> joystick to get the paper in position and wipe. It requires a special
    >>> toilet paper which comes in large rolls. Each sheet on this roll is 4
    >>> x 6 feet in size to accomodate the super large assholes in these obese
    >>> human swine.

    >>
    >>I remember telling a colleague that he might want to use my cologne as
    >>he had to evaluate for several hours the worst -- absolutely the worst
    >>-- smelling client I had ever encountered. (It wasn't mine -- it was
    >>his.)
    >>
    >>It turned out that this very obese client hadn't wipe himself is 3
    >>months and said he didn't care.
    >>
    >>If smells alone could kill, my colleague (and I) would have been dead.
    >>
    >>Yours,
    >>
    >>Caleb

    >
    >If this person was a female, I would have suspected Lady Veteran. She
    >does the same thing. She has not wiped her ass in over 20 years.


    You mean to tell me that you have been in my toilet looking up at my
    bodacious butt?

    Gee, I had no idea you could make yourself look like the piece of ****
    you really are...

    Whodathunket???

    LV


  16. #56
    Lady Veteran Guest

    Default Re: How do obese people wipe their butts after taking a dump?

    On Tue, 27 Feb 2007 15:46:01 +1100, Lionel <[email protected]>
    wrote:

    >On Mon, 26 Feb 2007 06:48:55 -0600, "Phil" <[email protected]>
    >wrote:
    >
    >>
    >>"Cornish Kate" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    >>news:FhAEh.14520$[email protected]..
    >>> Not funny at all. Of course obesity is self inflicted but that doesn't
    >>> mean we should laugh at or criticise obese people.

    >
    >> Sure it does .

    >
    >Hell yes. What the **** else are obese people good for?


    They are good for chocking the **** out of useless ****s like you.

    Get a life.

    LV

    "I rode a tank and held a general's rank
    When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank."

    ---Sympathy for the Devil-The Rolling Stones

  17. #57
    Cruciform Guest

    Default Re: How do obese people wipe their butts after taking a dump?

    On , , 25 Feb 2007 21:07:30 -0000, How do obese people wipe their
    butts after taking a dump?, [email protected] (Jane) wrote:

    >http://www.ubersite.com/m/70724


    >There is no way in hell this woman could get either hand around her huge
    >thighs and buttocks to wipe her arse after taking a dump. Ok ok I know the
    >strangest things pop into my head but I am deadly serious when I say this
    >women could not get a handful of toilet paper anywhere near her anus, it
    >was just physically impossible.
    >
    >After studying the length of her arms and expanse of her rear end I pushed
    >my cart away from that scene with the firm belief, obese people cannot wipe
    >their own arses after taking a dump.
    >
    >This now created more questions. If they can't get their hands near their
    >bums how do they wash them? I pondered this question and others as I
    >finished my shopping and was heading toward my car with a cart full of crap
    >and visions of obese people cleaning their butts with toilet brushes


    Simple, they get a length of those paper towels and put them over
    the arm of the couch and then stand legs apart astride the arm
    and then scootch back and forth along the arm until all the ****
    is wiped onto the paper towel.

  18. #58
    Ragnar Guest

    Default Re: How do obese people wipe their butts after taking a dump?

    On Feb 28, 8:29 pm, "Hunter" <hun...@no-one.org> wrote:
    > jblue...@msn.com wrote:
    > > On Feb 25, 4:35 pm, "Hunter" <hun...@no-one.org> wrote:
    > > > Manco wrote:
    > > > > Jane wrote:
    > > > > >http://www.ubersite.com/m/70724

    >
    > > > > great stuff! keep it up!

    >
    > > > This is what fat acceptors use to wipe their asses:

    >
    > > >http://amplestuff.safeshopper.com/84/cat84.htm?121

    >
    > > Since most of you will never see me, I will admit that this amplebrush
    > > makes a lot of sense. I aint obese and have no problem using my
    > > beloved Charmin, but I may just look into getting me one of these
    > > ample thingies. BTW, Charmin aint inexpensive, and a one time
    > > purchase of 20 bucks makes a lot of sense, in my humble opinion.
    > > Jake

    >
    > Maybe Lady Veteran or Ragnar could post a user review for you.- Hide quoted text -
    >

    Don't try to hide the obvious fact that YOU were the original poster
    of the link for that ass wiper on a stick thing. I still want to know
    why anyone would even have a link like that so readily available to
    him or her if they weren't a frequent user of the product.

    We're all still waiting for your explanation of that little issue. My
    guess is you're some kind of closet scatolphile with a fetish for
    wiping obese men's asses.

    Ragnar



  19. #59
    Hunter Guest

    Default Re: How do obese people wipe their butts after taking a dump?

    Ragnar wrote:

    > My
    > guess is you're some kind of closet scatolphile with a fetish for
    > wiping obese men's asses.


    Quit fantasizing about me wiping your fat, hairy ass.

  20. #60
    Ragnar Guest

    Default Re: How do obese people wipe their butts after taking a dump?

    On Mar 1, 4:53 pm, "Hunter" <hun...@no-one.org> wrote:
    > Ragnar wrote:
    > > My
    > > guess is you're some kind of closet scatolphile with a fetish for
    > > wiping obese men's asses.

    >
    > Quit fantasizing about me wiping your fat, hairy ass.


    Nice job of snipping and sidestepping the question Scatman. I guess we
    can all take that as a confession of your obvious perversion.

    Ragnar




  21. #61
    FOB Guest

    Default Re: How do obese people wipe their butts after taking a dump?

    With Google any link is a minute away.

    Ragnar wrote:
    ||
    | Don't try to hide the obvious fact that YOU were the original poster
    | of the link for that ass wiper on a stick thing. I still want to know
    | why anyone would even have a link like that so readily available to
    | him or her if they weren't a frequent user of the product.
    |
    | We're all still waiting for your explanation of that little issue. My
    | guess is you're some kind of closet scatolphile with a fetish for
    | wiping obese men's asses.
    |
    | Ragnar



  22. #62
    BeaForoni Guest

    Default Re: How do obese people wipe their butts after taking a dump?

    On Feb 28, 4:59 pm, jblue...@msn.com wrote:
    > On Feb 25, 4:35 pm, "Hunter" <hun...@no-one.org> wrote:
    >
    > > Manco wrote:
    > > > Jane wrote:
    > > > >http://www.ubersite.com/m/70724

    >
    > > > great stuff! keep it up!

    >
    > > This is what fat acceptors use to wipe their asses:

    >


    > >http://amplestuff.safeshopper.com/84/cat84.htm?121

    >
    > Since most of you will never see me, I will admit that this amplebrush
    > makes a lot of sense. I aint obese and have no problem using my
    > beloved Charmin, but I may just look into getting me one of these
    > ample thingies. BTW, Charmin aint inexpensive, and a one time
    > purchase of 20 bucks makes a lot of sense, in my humble opinion.
    > Jake

    What a great idea to save a couple of bucks. Plus a wonderful way to
    occupy your time, washing your butt juices from a piece of foam
    rubber. Just curious to know how long do you expect the little foam
    thingy to last before you replace it? I have trouble reusing a towel
    between washings and you are going to be busy washing out your butt
    wipe. Where do you wash it? What kind of cleaner would you use? Where
    do you put it when company comes over? Will you do away with TP
    completely? Will house guests be forced to use the same one as you?
    What about the smell?

    ObT: I guess that's why they come in two colors, his and hers.




  23. #63
    Phil Guest

    Default Re: How do obese people wipe their butts after taking a dump?


    "BeaForoni" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    news:[email protected] oups.com...
    > On Feb 28, 4:59 pm, jblue...@msn.com wrote:
    >> On Feb 25, 4:35 pm, "Hunter" <hun...@no-one.org> wrote:


    > wipe. Where do you wash it? What kind of cleaner would you use? Where


    I have found the dishwasher on the pots and pans setting works real well
    if it isn't to crammed with dishes.



  24. #64
    Lady Veteran Guest

    Default Re: How do obese people wipe their butts after taking a dump?

    On Tue, 27 Feb 2007 18:13:15 +0100, [email protected] (Peter B.
    P.) wrote:

    >David <[email protected]> wrote:
    >
    >> "Peter B. P." <[email protected]> wrote in message
    >> news:1hu750m.13doo0v159ccsgN%[email protected] k...
    >> > David <[email protected]> wrote:
    >> >
    >> >> "Phil" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    >> >> news:erukvn$36p$[email protected]..
    >> >> >
    >> >> > "Cornish Kate" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    >> >> > news:FhAEh.14520$[email protected]..
    >> >> >> Not funny at all. Of course obesity is self inflicted but that
    >> >> >> doesn't
    >> >> >> mean we should laugh at or criticise obese people.
    >> >> > Sure it does .
    >> >> Obese people can't hide their self inflicted problem - many others who
    >> >> point
    >> >> fingers have problems as well - drug abusers, children abusers, mental
    >> >> cases, closet alcoholics, lifes losers of many stripes. I wouldn't point
    >> >> fingers (3 poimt right back at you)
    >> >> What's *your* affliction?
    >> >
    >> > I piss in the sink, but please don't tell anyone.

    >>
    >>
    >> Sure Peter, I lot of people piss in the sink. Can you think of anything else
    >> that sets you apart? Think really hard now. Do you maybe have a child porn
    >> collection? Do you fantasize about little boys perhaps? Ok, now we are
    >> getting there . . .maybe a pedophile who pisses in the sink?? Do I have it
    >> right? Be honest now!

    >
    >Nope.
    >
    >If you wanted to be nasty, you would suggest that I dream about wiping
    >the butts of fat people.


    Nah. There are enough idiots in SSFA that make that their life's
    ambition. That is why they bring it up so much.

    LV

    "I rode a tank and held a general's rank
    When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank."

    ---Sympathy for the Devil-The Rolling Stones

  25. #65
    Lady Veteran Guest

    Default Re: How do obese people wipe their butts after taking a dump?

    On Thu, 01 Mar 2007 00:08:06 GMT, Daniel Minge <[email protected]>
    wrote:

    >On 28 Feb 2007 10:21:36 -0800, "Kris" <[email protected]>
    >wrote:
    >
    >>Did anyone actually get to the "bottom" of this then?
    >>i.e How do obese people wipe their asses?

    >
    >I don't think they do. They eke out
    >their existence somewhat like sheep
    >in a field with big smelly klinkers
    >attached to their arses.
    >

    Spoken like a man who LOVES his sheep.

    LV


  26. #66
    Daniel Minge Guest

    Default Re: How do obese people wipe their butts after taking a dump?

    On Fri, 02 Mar 2007 20:33:50 -0600, Lady Veteran <[email protected]>
    wrote:

    >On Thu, 01 Mar 2007 00:08:06 GMT, Daniel Minge <[email protected]>
    >wrote:
    >
    >>On 28 Feb 2007 10:21:36 -0800, "Kris" <[email protected]>
    >>wrote:
    >>
    >>>Did anyone actually get to the "bottom" of this then?
    >>>i.e How do obese people wipe their asses?

    >>
    >>I don't think they do. They eke out
    >>their existence somewhat like sheep
    >>in a field with big smelly klinkers
    >>attached to their arses.
    >>

    >Spoken like a man who LOVES his sheep.


    Only attractive ones.

    Minge

  27. #67
    S D Guest

    Default Re: How do obese people wipe their butts after taking a dump?

    arm the young `uns with a toilet brush and the Daily News.


  28. #68
    Tim Donohoe Guest

    Default Re: How do obese people wipe their butts after taking a dump?

    Jane wrote:

    > http://www.ubersite.com/m/70724
    >


    Time to sell your trailer, get a job and move into a neighborhood with a
    real school and a park. Seems you have outgrown your neighbors.

  29. #69
    Tara Legale Guest

    Default Re: How do obese people wipe their butts after taking a dump?

    On Feb 26, 4:17 pm, "David" <forgot...@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
    > "Pantheras" <PopeJ...@Vatican.Org> wrote in message
    >
    > news:UEDEh.4171$[email protected] nk.net...
    >
    > > David wrote:
    > >> Obese people can't hide their self inflicted problem - many others who
    > >> point fingers have problems as well - drug abusers, children abusers,
    > >> mental cases, closet alcoholics, lifes losers of many stripes. I wouldn't
    > >> point fingers (3 poimt right back at you)
    > >> What's *your* affliction?

    >
    > > You really should hope to die young. Many problems come
    > > with old age that are not self inflicted such as weight
    > > gain, drug addition and mental cases.

    >
    > weight gain would be self inflicted even in old age i.e. you can control
    > your weight
    > also drug addiction most would be self inflicted - some people are healthy
    > into old age and from what I see it is not an accident i.e. they do the
    > right lifestyle things
    >
    >
    >
    > > On the other hand, maybe the Roman army was made up of obese soldiers
    > > because their method of wiping their ass with a sponge on a stick
    > > certainly works for obese people. Maybe the French had obese people
    > > in mind when the invented the bidet (if they did). Maybe just letting
    > > the **** cake up forms a protective crust. Cave men survived this
    > > problem and apparently went on to found GEICO didn't they.

    >
    > my vision for the ideal method is that you set up a garden hose to point
    > around ass cheek level - then have the tap so you can easiy reach it while
    > bending over and spreading out your cheeks - turn the hose on - it would
    > work roughly like a bidet but more efficient


    Tara Legale slides backand forth on a log. Its been so many years
    since she seen or felt her ass she would not know what it looked like
    anyhow. Sometimes she however just lets it dry up and flake off. I
    guess thats why she buys army pup tents in various fashion decorator
    colors.....so she can air that nasty ass of hers out....Must suck to
    be named Tara Legale and have a friend named Carol Gulley .


  30. #70
    Tara Legale Guest

    Default Re: How do obese people wipe their butts after taking a dump?

    On Feb 26, 4:17 pm, "David" <forgot...@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
    > "Pantheras" <PopeJ...@Vatican.Org> wrote in message
    >
    > news:UEDEh.4171$[email protected] nk.net...
    >
    > > David wrote:
    > >> Obese people can't hide their self inflicted problem - many others who
    > >> point fingers have problems as well - drug abusers, children abusers,
    > >> mental cases, closet alcoholics, lifes losers of many stripes. I wouldn't
    > >> point fingers (3 poimt right back at you)
    > >> What's *your* affliction?

    >
    > > You really should hope to die young. Many problems come
    > > with old age that are not self inflicted such as weight
    > > gain, drug addition and mental cases.

    >
    > weight gain would be self inflicted even in old age i.e. you can control
    > your weight
    > also drug addiction most would be self inflicted - some people are healthy
    > into old age and from what I see it is not an accident i.e. they do the
    > right lifestyle things
    >
    >
    >
    > > On the other hand, maybe the Roman army was made up of obese soldiers
    > > because their method of wiping their ass with a sponge on a stick
    > > certainly works for obese people. Maybe the French had obese people
    > > in mind when the invented the bidet (if they did). Maybe just letting
    > > the **** cake up forms a protective crust. Cave men survived this
    > > problem and apparently went on to found GEICO didn't they.

    >
    > my vision for the ideal method is that you set up a garden hose to point
    > around ass cheek level - then have the tap so you can easiy reach it while
    > bending over and spreading out your cheeks - turn the hose on - it would
    > work roughly like a bidet but more efficient


    I can see the obstacles Tara Legale encounters on a day to day basis
    with being 4'8" and over 400 pounds. I would htink just letting it
    dry up and flake off would be sufficient., Its not like anyone is
    going to be able to get close enought o her to smell it anyhow since
    she is so obesse.........and after all she does Raid fly and Bug
    killer for a feminine spray........so she probably has all the bases
    covered.......and then some! What a hog.......................don;t ya
    know McDonalds and Burger king lonve to see her "roll" out the back of
    a pickup truck and into the drive or in her case roll through
    lane.........and clean out their entire sto9ck of burgers and fries
    andhot apple pies for the day!

    HOg ass Tara must really be a sight for sore eyes, and if your eyes
    were not sore before they are bound to be after, if your not blinded.


  31. #71
    Shad~Roe Guest

    Default Re: How do obese people wipe their butts after taking a dump?

    The message below was posted by the mentally disturbed net-stalker known as
    Roy "Tristan" Hauer aka ~Roy~ from rec.ponds and
    rec.aquaria.freshwater.misc.


    "Tara Legale" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    news:[email protected] ups.com...
    > On Feb 26, 4:17 pm, "David" <forgot...@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
    >> "Pantheras" <PopeJ...@Vatican.Org> wrote in message
    >>
    >> news:UEDEh.4171$[email protected] nk.net...
    >>
    >> > David wrote:
    >> >> Obese people can't hide their self inflicted problem - many others who
    >> >> point fingers have problems as well - drug abusers, children abusers,
    >> >> mental cases, closet alcoholics, lifes losers of many stripes. I
    >> >> wouldn't
    >> >> point fingers (3 poimt right back at you)
    >> >> What's *your* affliction?

    >>
    >> > You really should hope to die young. Many problems come
    >> > with old age that are not self inflicted such as weight
    >> > gain, drug addition and mental cases.

    >>
    >> weight gain would be self inflicted even in old age i.e. you can control
    >> your weight
    >> also drug addiction most would be self inflicted - some people are
    >> healthy
    >> into old age and from what I see it is not an accident i.e. they do the
    >> right lifestyle things
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >> > On the other hand, maybe the Roman army was made up of obese soldiers
    >> > because their method of wiping their ass with a sponge on a stick
    >> > certainly works for obese people. Maybe the French had obese people
    >> > in mind when the invented the bidet (if they did). Maybe just letting
    >> > the **** cake up forms a protective crust. Cave men survived this
    >> > problem and apparently went on to found GEICO didn't they.

    >>
    >> my vision for the ideal method is that you set up a garden hose to point
    >> around ass cheek level - then have the tap so you can easiy reach it
    >> while
    >> bending over and spreading out your cheeks - turn the hose on - it would
    >> work roughly like a bidet but more efficient

    >
    > I can see the obstacles Tara Legale encounters on a day to day basis
    > with being 4'8" and over 400 pounds. I would htink just letting it
    > dry up and flake off would be sufficient., Its not like anyone is
    > going to be able to get close enought o her to smell it anyhow since
    > she is so obesse.........and after all she does Raid fly and Bug
    > killer for a feminine spray........so she probably has all the bases
    > covered.......and then some! What a hog.......................don;t ya
    > know McDonalds and Burger king lonve to see her "roll" out the back of
    > a pickup truck and into the drive or in her case roll through
    > lane.........and clean out their entire sto9ck of burgers and fries
    > andhot apple pies for the day!
    >
    > HOg ass Tara must really be a sight for sore eyes, and if your eyes
    > were not sore before they are bound to be after, if your not blinded.
    >



  32. #72
    jimd Guest

    Default Re: How do obese people wipe their butts after taking a dump?

    Tara Legale wrote:

    <snip>
    > HOg ass Tara must really be a sight for sore eyes, and if your eyes
    > were not sore before they are bound to be after, if your not blinded.
    >

    HAR HAR HAR, WOW, HOLY ****, YOUR RILLY FUNNIE GO AWAY STUPID ****ING ****!
    I'm cleaning my gum and sniffing my poop hole.

  33. #73
    Lady Veteran Guest

    Default Re: How do obese people wipe their butts after taking a dump?

    On Sun, 18 Mar 2007 09:20:11 -0800, jimd <[email protected]>
    wrote:

    >Tara Legale wrote:
    >
    ><snip>
    >> HOg ass Tara must really be a sight for sore eyes, and if your eyes
    >> were not sore before they are bound to be after, if your not blinded.
    >>

    >HAR HAR HAR, WOW, HOLY ****, YOUR RILLY FUNNIE GO AWAY STUPID ****ING ****!
    >I'm cleaning my gum and sniffing my poop hole.


    No one would stop you from performing such a worth-while activity.
    Just proves that not all the idiots are in SSFA.

    LV

    "I rode a tank and held a general's rank
    When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank."

    ---Sympathy for the Devil-The Rolling Stones
    --------------------------------------------
    "A fanatic cannot change his mind and will not
    change the subject."

    ---Winston Churchill
    ----------------------------------------------
    "I can lose weight but you will always be ugly."
    ---Winston Churchill to Lady Astor

  34. #74
    Roe Guest

    Default Re: How do obese people wipe their butts after taking a dump?


    "Lady Veteran" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    news:[email protected]..


    Tara Legale is another innocent victim of Roy "Tristan" Hauer who mocks
    overweight women and calls all women sluts should they DARE reply to him.
    We're stuck with this individual, this Roy, on the aquarium and pond groups.


    > On Sun, 18 Mar 2007 09:20:11 -0800, jimd <[email protected]>
    > wrote:
    >
    >>Tara Legale wrote:
    >>
    >><snip>
    >>> HOg ass Tara must really be a sight for sore eyes, and if your eyes
    >>> were not sore before they are bound to be after, if your not blinded.
    >>>

    >>HAR HAR HAR, WOW, HOLY ****, YOUR RILLY FUNNIE GO AWAY STUPID ****ING
    >>****!
    >>I'm cleaning my gum and sniffing my poop hole.

    >
    > No one would stop you from performing such a worth-while activity.
    > Just proves that not all the idiots are in SSFA.
    >
    > LV
    >
    > "I rode a tank and held a general's rank
    > When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank."
    >
    > ---Sympathy for the Devil-The Rolling Stones
    > --------------------------------------------
    > "A fanatic cannot change his mind and will not
    > change the subject."
    >
    > ---Winston Churchill
    > ----------------------------------------------
    > "I can lose weight but you will always be ugly."
    > ---Winston Churchill to Lady Astor



  35. #75
    Hunter Guest

    Default Re: How do obese people wipe their butts after taking a dump?

    Roe wrote:

    > Tara Legale is another innocent victim of Roy "Tristan" Hauer who
    > mocks overweight women


    What's wrong with that? Stigmatizing unhealthy behavior has been known
    to have positive effects.

  36. #76
    Hunter Guest

    Default Re: How do obese people wipe their butts after taking a dump?

    Lady Veteran wrote:

    > Just proves that not all the idiots are in SSFA.


    True. You are also posting to alt.tasteless, alt.support.diet,
    alt.support.diet.low-carb, and rec.aquaria.marine.reefs.



  37. #77
    Roe Guest

    Default Re: How do obese people wipe their butts after taking a dump?


    "Hunter" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    news:[email protected]..
    > Roe wrote:
    >
    >> Tara Legale is another innocent victim of Roy "Tristan" Hauer who
    >> mocks overweight women

    >
    > What's wrong with that? Stigmatizing unhealthy behavior has been known
    > to have positive effects.


    On who? The ignorant low-class inconsiderate idiot who degrades them?


  38. #78
    ~Roy~ Guest

    Default Re: How do obese people wipe their butts after taking a dump?

    Get your head out of your fat ass Carol Gulley, your starting to
    mumble again bitch!
    On Sun, 18 Mar 2007 17:20:55 -0500, "Roe" <durondae_@_hotpop.com>
    wrote:

    <<>>
    <<>>"Hunter" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    <<>>news:[email protected]..
    <<>>> Roe wrote:
    <<>>>
    <<>>>> Tara Legale is another innocent victim of Roy "Tristan" Hauer who
    <<>>>> mocks overweight women
    <<>>>
    <<>>> What's wrong with that? Stigmatizing unhealthy behavior has been known
    <<>>> to have positive effects.
    <<>>
    <<>>On who? The ignorant low-class inconsiderate idiot who degrades them?



    -------
    I forgot more about ponds and koi than I'll ever know!

  39. #79
    Hunter Guest

    Default Re: How do obese people wipe their butts after taking a dump?

    Roe wrote:

    >
    > "Hunter" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    > news:[email protected]..
    > > Roe wrote:
    > >
    > >> Tara Legale is another innocent victim of Roy "Tristan" Hauer who
    > >> mocks overweight women

    > >
    > > What's wrong with that? Stigmatizing unhealthy behavior has been
    > > known to have positive effects.

    >
    > On who? The ignorant low-class inconsiderate idiot who degrades them?


    Stigmatizing smokers cut the smoking rate in half. Same thing could be
    done with obesity.

  40. #80
    Daniel Minge Guest

    Default Re: How do obese people wipe their butts after taking a dump?

    I would of thought it would be sufficient
    just to laugh at them.

    Minge

    On 19 Mar 2007 00:24:40 +0100, "Hunter" <[email protected]> wrote:

    >Roe wrote:
    >
    >>
    >> "Hunter" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    >> news:[email protected]..
    >> > Roe wrote:
    >> >
    >> >> Tara Legale is another innocent victim of Roy "Tristan" Hauer who
    >> >> mocks overweight women
    >> >
    >> > What's wrong with that? Stigmatizing unhealthy behavior has been
    >> > known to have positive effects.

    >>
    >> On who? The ignorant low-class inconsiderate idiot who degrades them?

    >
    >Stigmatizing smokers cut the smoking rate in half. Same thing could be
    >done with obesity.


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