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Old 03-19-2008, 11:49 AM
dairyman@the-farm.com
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I'd like to invite large fat obese women with huge sagging breasts to
my dairy farm. I want to put you in the stanchions and hook you up to
my milking machine. All you have to do is strip naked, bend over, let
your saggy boobs hang, and be sure to keep mooing during the process.
Thirty obese women will be milked at the same time. This will be
filmed for the Jerry Springer Show. Sign up on this newsgroup.
Include your name, location and email.
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Old 03-19-2008, 07:29 PM
The Master
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On Wed, 19 Mar 2008, dairyman@the-farm.com wrote:

> I'd like to invite large fat obese women with huge sagging breasts to
> my dairy farm. I want to put you in the stanchions and hook you up to
> my milking machine. All you have to do is strip naked, bend over, let
> your saggy boobs hang,


If you get any takers, put the video up on the internet. I'm sure you can
probably find a lot of people who would want to pay money to watch it.
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Old 03-19-2008, 09:12 PM
Ragnar
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On Mar 19, 3:55 am, dairy...@the-farm.com wrote:
> I'd like to invite large fat obese women with huge sagging breasts to
> my dairy farm. I want to put you in the stanchions and hook you up to
> my milking machine. All you have to do is strip naked, bend over, let
> your saggy boobs hang, and be sure to keep mooing during the process.
> Thirty obese women will be milked at the same time. This will be
> filmed for the Jerry Springer Show. Sign up on this newsgroup.
> Include your name, location and email.


Do you often use Usenet to solicit volunteers for your crazy sexual
perversions?

You should really rethink the Jerry Springer part, I'll bet you'll
find a much bigger target audience for your strange shit on European
or Asian TV.

Ragnar
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Old 03-20-2008, 12:02 AM
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On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 03:55:55 -0500, dairyman@the-farm.com wrote:

>I'd like to invite large fat obese women with huge sagging breasts to
>my dairy farm. I want to put you in the stanchions and hook you up to
>my milking machine. All you have to do is strip naked, bend over, let
>your saggy boobs hang, and be sure to keep mooing during the process.
>Thirty obese women will be milked at the same time. This will be
>filmed for the Jerry Springer Show. Sign up on this newsgroup.
>Include your name, location and email.


Well we know where you came from, don't we? Which one is your mother?

LV

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Old 03-21-2008, 01:51 AM
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On Wed, 19 Mar 2008, The Master <tardis@nospam.sdf.lonestar.org.nospam>
wrote:
>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008, dairyman@the-farm.com wrote:
>
>>I'd like to invite large fat obese women with huge sagging breasts to
>>my dairy farm. I want to put you in the stanchions and hook you up to
>>my milking machine. All you have to do is strip naked, bend over, let
>>your saggy boobs hang,

>
>If you get any takers, put the video up on the internet. I'm sure you can
>probably find a lot of people who would want to pay money to watch it.


True, but no for the reasons that you're inferring.





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Old 03-21-2008, 04:50 PM
The Master
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On Thu, 20 Mar 2008, Kenny wrote:

>> If you get any takers, put the video up on the internet. I'm sure you can
>> probably find a lot of people who would want to pay money to watch it.

>
> True, but no for the reasons that you're inferring.


There are three main type of people who watch any "sexual perversion" if
you will. The ones that get turned on by it, the ones that are repulsed
by it but watch anyhow, and those that think it's funny as hell. But in
all three cases, cash is still cash...

Like I said, make the video, and charge to download it.

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Old 03-21-2008, 04:51 PM
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On Mar 20, 7:45*pm, for...@futurewebhost.com (Kenny) wrote:
> On Wed, 19 Mar 2008, The Master <tar...@nospam.sdf.lonestar.org.nospam>
> wrote:
>
> >On Wed, 19 Mar 2008, dairy...@the-farm.com wrote:

>
> >>I'd like to invite large fat obese women with huge sagging breasts to
> >>my dairy farm. *I want to put you in the stanchions and hook you up to
> >>my milking machine. *All you have to do is strip naked, bend over, let
> >>your saggy boobs hang,

>
> >If you get any takers, put the video up on the internet. *I'm sure you can
> >probably find a lot of people who would want to pay money to watch it.

>
> True, but no for the reasons that you're inferring.


And just how does an idiot like you know what is being inferred? Only
the stupid make assumptions without any factual basis. You are living
proof of that.

W.
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