Lose Weight by Laser

Diets dont work
Diet foods dont work
Exercise may help lose a few pounds, but never enough.
Starvation loses weight but ruins your health.

So how are you going to lose that excess weight and los it fast?

It's easy. LASER WEIGHT LOSS !!!

Sign up, schedule and appointment, and come to our office.
Within an hour you will lose as much weight as you desire.

Here's how it works.
Using a powerful laser beam, we cut away parts of your body. Our
computerized system precisely determines the exact amount of body
parts to lose the exact amount of weight you want to lose. Accurate
the one microgram. We begin by removing the body parts you need the
least, such as toes, fingers, arms, legs, sexual organs, portions of
buttox, and other unnecessary bodily parts. If you still need more
loss of weight, we remove parts of your torso, internal organs,
eyeballs, teeth, or your entire head.

The laser is 99% painless and leaves a nearly healed cut, with little
bleeding.

We had one 376 pound woman whose husband wanted her to get down to ten
pounds. When she left our office, she weighed exactly ten pounds. We
removed everything except her head, and because her head weighed more
than ten pounds, we removed her teeth, eyes, tongue, and part of her
nose. Her husband was thrilled with the results.

You can do this too, or just lose a few pounds.

Don't delay, sign up today!

Dr. F. Wilson

Laser Loser Inc.
300 Paul St.
SanFrancisco, CA.
1-800-LASERLOSER

email: service@LASERLOSER.com

Are you the same 4ax retard who is posting dumb jokes to
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On 2008-05-29, fwilson@LASERLOSER.com <fwilson@LASERLOSER.com> wrote:
> Diets dont work
> Diet foods dont work
> Exercise may help lose a few pounds, but never enough.
> Starvation loses weight but ruins your health.
>
> So how are you going to lose that excess weight and los it fast?
>
> It's easy. LASER WEIGHT LOSS !!!
>
> Sign up, schedule and appointment, and come to our office.
> Within an hour you will lose as much weight as you desire.
>
> Here's how it works.
> Using a powerful laser beam, we cut away parts of your body. Our
> computerized system precisely determines the exact amount of body
> parts to lose the exact amount of weight you want to lose. Accurate
> the one microgram. We begin by removing the body parts you need the
> least, such as toes, fingers, arms, legs, sexual organs, portions of
> buttox, and other unnecessary bodily parts. If you still need more
> loss of weight, we remove parts of your torso, internal organs,
> eyeballs, teeth, or your entire head.
>
> The laser is 99% painless and leaves a nearly healed cut, with little
> bleeding.
>
> We had one 376 pound woman whose husband wanted her to get down to ten
> pounds. When she left our office, she weighed exactly ten pounds. We
> removed everything except her head, and because her head weighed more
> than ten pounds, we removed her teeth, eyes, tongue, and part of her
> nose. Her husband was thrilled with the results.
>
> You can do this too, or just lose a few pounds.
>
> Don't delay, sign up today!
>
> Dr. F. Wilson
>
> Laser Loser Inc.
> 300 Paul St.
> SanFrancisco, CA.
> 1-800-LASERLOSER
>
> email: service@LASERLOSER.com

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On May 29, 10:01*pm, fwil...@LASERLOSER.com wrote:
> Diets dont work
> Diet foods dont work
> Exercise may help lose a few pounds, but never enough.
> Starvation loses weight but ruins your health.
>
> So how are you going to lose that excess weight and los it fast?
>
> It's easy. *LASER WEIGHT LOSS !!!
>
> Sign up, schedule and appointment, and come to our office.
> Within an hour you will lose as much weight as you desire.
>
> Here's how it works.
> Using a powerful laser beam, we cut away parts of your body. *Our
> computerized system precisely determines the exact amount of body
> parts to lose the exact amount of weight you want to lose. *Accurate
> the one microgram. *We begin by removing the body parts you need the
> least, such as toes, fingers, arms, legs, sexual organs, portions of
> buttox, and other unnecessary bodily parts. *If you still need more
> loss of weight, we remove parts of your torso, internal organs,
> eyeballs, teeth, or your entire head.
>
> The laser is 99% painless and leaves a nearly healed cut, with little
> bleeding. *
>
> We had one 376 pound woman whose husband wanted her to get down to ten
> pounds. *When she left our office, she weighed exactly ten pounds. *We
> removed everything except her head, and because her head weighed more
> than ten pounds, we removed her teeth, eyes, tongue, and part of her
> nose. *Her husband was thrilled with the results.
>
> You can do this too, or just lose a few pounds. *
>
> Don't delay, sign up today!
>
> Dr. F. Wilson
>
> Laser Loser Inc.
> 300 Paul St.
> SanFrancisco, CA.
> 1-800-LASERLOSER
>
> email: serv...@LASERLOSER.com



Ah yes, the BLUBBERBURNER Mk.I

Also shoots down enemy aircraft.