More Tips for Hogging

1. Butter up good before going in to avoid serious chafing.

2. Brush up on your cow tipping skills

3. Practice telling fatties you think they are good looking in the mirror so
you don't laugh or look sick in person.

4. Always share your dessert.

5. The flour rolling thing actually works pretty good for finding the
bullseye.

6. No food or beverages in the bedroom.

7. You can get thrown. A helmet is a good idea.

8. Don't use those edible oils or underwear. Fatties get carried away and
somebody gets hurt.

9. Don't be seen fondling a fatty in public. Too many camera phones.

10. Make sure good looking girls see you being nice to fatties. It helps
your game.

Fatty

In article <g3obld$vja$1@registered.motzarella.org>,
"Fatty McFatten" <hamasslover@invalid.invalid> wrote:

Boring bunch of crossposted crap...

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