New NLP Slimming Group (not Paul McKenna's "I Can Make You Thin")

Calling all Slimmers!

Hi, I'm Michael J. Edwards, a young and enthusiastic licensed NLP
practitioner trained by famous TV-hypnotist Paul McKenna and the
co-creator of NLP Dr. Richard Bandler.


You've undoubtably heard about the brilliant successes people are
experiencing with Paul McKenna's "I Can Make You Thin" programme of
healthy eating, enjoying every mouthful, etc. and the weight loss and
weight control thousands of people are achieving.


Perhaps you have tried his hypnotic slimming programme yourself and
you've got good results, but you haven't been able to keep going
because you want a regular course or slimming club you can attend where

you can meet other people who also believe in those principles.


Most slimming clubs like Slimming World or Weightwatches (all
trademarks acknowledged!) turn people off with all the complex rules
that often don't seem to make sense scientifically.


Many of my friends and family have tried slimming clubs and while they
saw weight loss at first (perhaps due to the change in diet) the weight

soon piled back on and the rules were simply too complicated to follow
and often too restrictive.


So due to popular demand I will be starting a new NLP Slimming Club in
January 2007 to help regain your weight control after Christmas!


The club is likely to take place in the Carlton area of Nottingham at a

leisure centre with lots of parking spaces.


We will have all the usual things you expect from a good slimming club,

plus NLP techniques and hypnosis sessions.


The aim is not to keep on coming back for weigh-ins week after week but

to install in you beliefs about yourself and the confidence to be slim
and successful that will last your entire life.


To register your interest simply go to my website at
http://www.nowchange.com/ click on "Email Your Question" and send me
your name and telephone number.


If you have any questions please contact me or reply to this message
and I will be happy to help.


Best wishes for Christmas and New Year,


Michael J. Edwards
NowChange - Your friendly NLP Practitioner in Nottingham.

"Michael J. Edwards" <michael@nowchange.com> wrote in message
news:1161955502.155082.253660@e3g2000cwe.googlegro ups.com...
> Calling all Slimmers!
>
> Hi, I'm Michael J. Edwards

Are you really Michael J Edwards, or Gadget Man, or perhaps James
Goodman?

When I count to 10 I want you to disappear.

Harry Stottle came up with this when s/he headbutted the keyboard a
momenentrepreneurt.society.nottingham:

>
> "Michael J. Edwards" <michael@nowchange.com> wrote in message
> news:1161955502.155082.253660@e3g2000cwe.googlegro ups.com...
>> Calling all Slimmers!
>>
>> Hi, I'm Michael J. Edwards
>
> Are you really Michael J Edwards, or Gadget Man, or perhaps James
> Goodman?
>
> When I count to 10 I want you to disappear.

No, he's James Winsoar, "President of Phat Tonez", multipally-bankrupted
entrepreneur and constant pain in the arse to this and other newsgroups.

Hey, JW, how's your cybercafe doing?
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"Michael J. Edwards" <michael@nowchange.com> wrote in message
news:1161955502.155082.253660@e3g2000cwe.googlegro ups.com...
> Calling all Slimmers!
>
> Hi, I'm Michael J. Edwards, a young and enthusiastic licensed NLP
> practitioner trained by famous TV-hypnotist Paul McKenna and the
> co-creator of NLP Dr. Richard Bandler.
>
>
> You've undoubtably heard about the brilliant successes people are
> experiencing with Paul McKenna's "I Can Make You Thin" programme of
> healthy eating, enjoying every mouthful, etc. and the weight loss and
> weight control thousands of people are achieving.
>
>
> Perhaps you have tried his hypnotic slimming programme yourself and
> you've got good results, but you haven't been able to keep going
> because you want a regular course or slimming club you can attend where
>
> you can meet other people who also believe in those principles.
>
>
> Most slimming clubs like Slimming World or Weightwatches (all
> trademarks acknowledged!) turn people off with all the complex rules
> that often don't seem to make sense scientifically.
>
>
> Many of my friends and family have tried slimming clubs and while they
> saw weight loss at first (perhaps due to the change in diet) the weight
>
> soon piled back on and the rules were simply too complicated to follow
> and often too restrictive.
>
>
> So due to popular demand I will be starting a new NLP Slimming Club in
> January 2007 to help regain your weight control after Christmas!
>
>
> The club is likely to take place in the Carlton area of Nottingham at a
>
> leisure centre with lots of parking spaces.
>
>
> We will have all the usual things you expect from a good slimming club,
>
> plus NLP techniques and hypnosis sessions.
>
>
> The aim is not to keep on coming back for weigh-ins week after week but
>
> to install in you beliefs about yourself and the confidence to be slim
> and successful that will last your entire life.
>
>
> To register your interest simply go to my website at
> http://www.nowchange.com/ click on "Email Your Question" and send me
> your name and telephone number.
>
>
> If you have any questions please contact me or reply to this message
> and I will be happy to help.
>
>
> Best wishes for Christmas and New Year,
>
>
> Michael J. Edwards
> NowChange - Your friendly NLP Practitioner in Nottingham.


Oh gawd,not you again!