Only $5 per pound lost

I keep seeing tv commercials to lose weight and they charge $8 or more
per pound of loss. I am under cutting all of them at only $5 per
pound. Better yet, you will lose it almost instantly. After an hour
at my office, you can lose 5, 10, 25, 50, 100 or more pounds instantly
and you will leave my office much lighter. It's an easy 3 step
method.
1. Tell me how many pounds you want to lose.
2. Multiply that amount by $5 and write me a check or use your credit
card.
3. I will use a sharp painless knife and cut off parts of your body to
match the weight you desire to lose.

That's all there is to it.....

Sign up NOW. Lose weight NOW.
Remember, fat is UGLY. Dont go through life being ugly when for a
measly $5 per pound you can remove all that fat.

Call me today and schedule your appointment to be a real loser.

Featherweight

<Featherweight@losers.com> wrote in message
news:rirga3dhggmf82ehbslge08mnj37esf9nf@4ax.com...
>I keep seeing tv commercials to lose weight and they charge $8 or more
> per pound of loss. I am under cutting all of them at only $5 per
> pound. Better yet, you will lose it almost instantly. After an hour
> at my office, you can lose 5, 10, 25, 50, 100 or more pounds instantly
> and you will leave my office much lighter. It's an easy 3 step
> method.
> 1. Tell me how many pounds you want to lose.
> 2. Multiply that amount by $5 and write me a check or use your credit
> card.
> 3. I will use a sharp painless knife and cut off parts of your body to
> match the weight you desire to lose.
>
> That's all there is to it.....
>
> Sign up NOW. Lose weight NOW.
> Remember, fat is UGLY. Dont go through life being ugly when for a
> measly $5 per pound you can remove all that fat.
>
> Call me today and schedule your appointment to be a real loser.
>
> Featherweight

OK, sign me up.