SERENA The Blubberous Water Buffalo Gets Her Boulder-Size Butt Beat!

Word has it that CBS TV directors told their camera crews NOT to show
Serena Williams from the rear so as not to block the view of the
opposing court and the opponent.

And it seems viewers have complained about having to look at Serena's
monstrous thighs and sweat-drenched "dress" and tights covering her
Mount Buttsmore! Especially at meal-time.

IF YOU'VE BEEN WATCHING THE U.S. OPEN TENNIS TOURNAMENT on TV, you've
seen many times a commercial for SERENA WILLIAMS's --eh -- "fashion
line."

But the ad features a body double for the water buffalo-like Serena.

The "body," which the sponsor obviously wants the viewer to believe
is
Serena's, is actually another, more svelte black woman's body --
wearing fashions from Serena's line, but with the head not framed in
the shots. It's cut off.

I view this as deceptive advertising and an affront to the
intelligence of U.S. Open viewers and all tennis fans.

If the water buffalo can't lose the 40 or so pounds needed to do an
honest commercial herself, the ad should bear a disclaimer stating
that the person modeling the outfits is not Serena Williams.

Her one-sided loss to Justine Hennin was predictable, given the WB's
lack-luster performances leading up to the Sept. 4 match with the
world's number one.

If Serena can't give up the donuts to get her weight down and her
endurance up, she should quit tennis and become, maybe, Oprah's
personal trainer.

Can't you see these two frauds fighting over who gets the 10th and
last cheeseburger?

On Sep 5, 8:19 am, Twatala Cunzler <lilhor...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Word has it that CBS TV directors told their camera crews NOT to show
> Serena Williams from the rear so as not to block the view of the
> opposing court and the opponent.
>
> And it seems viewers have complained about having to look at Serena's
> monstrous thighs and sweat-drenched "dress" and tights covering her
> Mount Buttsmore! Especially at meal-time.
>
> IF YOU'VE BEEN WATCHING THE U.S. OPEN TENNIS TOURNAMENT on TV, you've
> seen many times a commercial for SERENA WILLIAMS's --eh -- "fashion
> line."
>
> But the ad features a body double for the water buffalo-like Serena.
>
> The "body," which the sponsor obviously wants the viewer to believe
> is
> Serena's, is actually another, more svelte black woman's body --
> wearing fashions from Serena's line, but with the head not framed in
> the shots. It's cut off.
>
> I view this as deceptive advertising and an affront to the
> intelligence of U.S. Open viewers and all tennis fans.
>
> If the water buffalo can't lose the 40 or so pounds needed to do an
> honest commercial herself, the ad should bear a disclaimer stating
> that the person modeling the outfits is not Serena Williams.
>
> Her one-sided loss to Justine Hennin was predictable, given the WB's
> lack-luster performances leading up to the Sept. 4 match with the
> world's number one.
>
> If Serena can't give up the donuts to get her weight down and her
> endurance up, she should quit tennis and become, maybe, Oprah's
> personal trainer.
>
> Can't you see these two frauds fighting over who gets the 10th and
> last cheeseburger?

--------- THE MEDIA HAVE MADE SERENA BELIEVE SHE'S A ...

....fashion designer, actress, TV personality, book author, and sexy
athlete. But her actual, personal demonstrated ability in any of the
fields is dubious at best.

Fact is, without her earlier tennis achievements, she'd never get a
call-back for work in any of these areas except tennis. And judging
from her woeful on-court performance and pouting press conference Sept
4, her future in tennis is at least 50 lost pounds away.

As for sex appeal, she could take some cues from our big simian
friends in the jungle.

---------

On Sep 5, 8:19 am, Twatala Cunzler <lilhor...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Word has it that CBS TV directors told their camera crews NOT to show
> Serena Williams from the rear so as not to block the view of the
> opposing court and the opponent.
>
> And it seems viewers have complained about having to look at Serena's
> monstrous thighs and sweat-drenched "dress" and tights covering her
> Mount Buttsmore! Especially at meal-time.
>
> IF YOU'VE BEEN WATCHING THE U.S. OPEN TENNIS TOURNAMENT on TV, you've
> seen many times a commercial for SERENA WILLIAMS's --eh -- "fashion
> line."
>
> But the ad features a body double for the water buffalo-like Serena.
>
> The "body," which the sponsor obviously wants the viewer to believe
> is
> Serena's, is actually another, more svelte black woman's body --
> wearing fashions from Serena's line, but with the head not framed in
> the shots. It's cut off.
>
> I view this as deceptive advertising and an affront to the
> intelligence of U.S. Open viewers and all tennis fans.
>
> If the water buffalo can't lose the 40 or so pounds needed to do an
> honest commercial herself, the ad should bear a disclaimer stating
> that the person modeling the outfits is not Serena Williams.
>
> Her one-sided loss to Justine Hennin was predictable, given the WB's
> lack-luster performances leading up to the Sept. 4 match with the
> world's number one.
>
> If Serena can't give up the donuts to get her weight down and her
> endurance up, she should quit tennis and become, maybe, Oprah's
> personal trainer.
>
> Can't you see these two frauds fighting over who gets the 10th and
> last cheeseburger?

I'd still hit it...

On Wed, 05 Sep 2007 18:06:06 -0700, mooseboyskip@hotmail.com wrote:

>On Sep 5, 8:19 am, Twatala Cunzler <lilhor...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> Word has it that CBS TV directors told their camera crews NOT to show
>> Serena Williams from the rear so as not to block the view of the
>> opposing court and the opponent.
>>
>> And it seems viewers have complained about having to look at Serena's
>> monstrous thighs and sweat-drenched "dress" and tights covering her
>> Mount Buttsmore! Especially at meal-time.
>>
>> IF YOU'VE BEEN WATCHING THE U.S. OPEN TENNIS TOURNAMENT on TV, you've
>> seen many times a commercial for SERENA WILLIAMS's --eh -- "fashion
>> line."
>>
>> But the ad features a body double for the water buffalo-like Serena.
>>
>> The "body," which the sponsor obviously wants the viewer to believe
>> is
>> Serena's, is actually another, more svelte black woman's body --
>> wearing fashions from Serena's line, but with the head not framed in
>> the shots. It's cut off.
>>
>> I view this as deceptive advertising and an affront to the
>> intelligence of U.S. Open viewers and all tennis fans.
>>
>> If the water buffalo can't lose the 40 or so pounds needed to do an
>> honest commercial herself, the ad should bear a disclaimer stating
>> that the person modeling the outfits is not Serena Williams.
>>
>> Her one-sided loss to Justine Hennin was predictable, given the WB's
>> lack-luster performances leading up to the Sept. 4 match with the
>> world's number one.
>>
>> If Serena can't give up the donuts to get her weight down and her
>> endurance up, she should quit tennis and become, maybe, Oprah's
>> personal trainer.
>>
>> Can't you see these two frauds fighting over who gets the 10th and
>> last cheeseburger?
>
>I'd still hit it...
>


Yeah, but she'd hit you back ... much harder.

On Wed, 05 Sep 2007 05:19:08 -0700, Twatala Cunzler
<lilhornie@yahoo.com> wrote:

>Word has it that CBS TV directors told their camera crews NOT to show
>Serena Williams from the rear so as not to block the view of the
>opposing court and the opponent.

Serena's cute. Anyway, if you don't like her the way she is,
she can always lose a few pounds. On the other hand, you're stupid,
and there's no cosmetic surgery for that.

>
>And it seems viewers have complained about having to look at Serena's
>monstrous thighs and sweat-drenched "dress" and tights covering her
>Mount Buttsmore! Especially at meal-time.
>
>IF YOU'VE BEEN WATCHING THE U.S. OPEN TENNIS TOURNAMENT on TV, you've
>seen many times a commercial for SERENA WILLIAMS's --eh -- "fashion
>line."
>
>But the ad features a body double for the water buffalo-like Serena.
>
>The "body," which the sponsor obviously wants the viewer to believe
>is
>Serena's, is actually another, more svelte black woman's body --
>wearing fashions from Serena's line, but with the head not framed in
>the shots. It's cut off.
>
>I view this as deceptive advertising and an affront to the
>intelligence of U.S. Open viewers and all tennis fans.

They'd have to sink pretty low to give affront to your
intelligence. I don't think they can go that low.

>
>If the water buffalo can't lose the 40 or so pounds needed to do an
>honest commercial herself, the ad should bear a disclaimer stating
>that the person modeling the outfits is not Serena Williams.

No dumbass. Body doubles are used in movies all the time, and
if you haven't complained about that then you're the one with the
problem. Guess what; most people DON'T want a blurb across the bottom
of the movie screen saying "These aren't really Eliza Dushku's tits",
because 1), they don't fucking care, and 2), it would interrupt the
film.

>
>Her one-sided loss to Justine Hennin was predictable, given the WB's
>lack-luster performances leading up to the Sept. 4 match with the
>world's number one.
>
>If Serena can't give up the donuts to get her weight down and her
>endurance up, she should quit tennis and become, maybe, Oprah's
>personal trainer.
>
>Can't you see these two frauds fighting over who gets the 10th and
>last cheeseburger?

No, but I can imagine a 400 pound neo nazi sitting on his
couch and dreaming up stuff to bitch about, and speaking of bitches,
how's your mom these days?