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Old 03-18-2008, 12:11 AM
marcy
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An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship
holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind.

A gentleman approached her and said,

"Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward
but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"

"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands
to hold onto this hat."

"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any panties
and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.

The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied,

"Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old.
I just bought this hat yesterday!"

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Old 03-19-2008, 10:49 PM
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marcy <ngtybtnice@aol.com> wrote:

> An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship
> holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind.
>
> A gentleman approached her and said,
>
> "Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward
> but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
>
> "Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands
> to hold onto this hat."
>
> "But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any panties
> and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
>
> The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied,
>
> "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old.
> I just bought this hat yesterday!"


LOL! I want to be her when I'm that age! (I want to be that age! :-) )

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http://home.online.no/~kafox/
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Old 03-20-2008, 12:02 AM
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On Mar 19, 2:12*pm, thinkbig.shrinkto...@online.no (Keera Ann Fox)
wrote:

> LOL! I want to be her when I'm that age! (I want to be that age! :-) )
> --
> Keera in Norway * Think big and then ask for more.

http://home.online.no/~kafox/-


I want to be like this old lady, too.....

WHEN I AM AN OLD WOMAN I SHALL WEAR PURPLE

With a red hat which doesn't go, and doesn't suit me.
And I shall spend my pension on brandy and summer gloves
And satin sandals, and say we've no money for butter.
I shall sit down on the pavement when I'm tired
And gobble up samples in shops and press alarm bells
And run my stick along the public railings
And make up for the sobriety of my youth.
I shall go out in my slippers in the rain
And pick the flowers in other people's gardens
And learn to spit

You can wear terrible shirts and grow more fat
And eat three pounds of sausages at a go
Or only bread and pickle for a week
And hoard pens and pencils and beermats and things in boxes

But now we must have clothes that keep us dry
And pay our rent and not swear in the street
And set a good example for the children.
We must have friends to dinner and read the papers.

But maybe I ought to practice a little now?
So people who know me are not too shocked and surprised
When suddenly I am old, and start to wear purple.

Taken from the book
When I Am An Old Woman I Shall Wear Purple



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Old 03-20-2008, 02:00 PM
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marcy <ngtybtnice@aol.com> wrote:

> On Mar 19, 2:12 pm, thinkbig.shrinkto...@online.no (Keera Ann Fox)
> wrote:
>
> > LOL! I want to be her when I'm that age! (I want to be that age! :-) )
> > --
> > Keera in Norway * Think big and then ask for more.

> http://home.online.no/~kafox/-
>
>
> I want to be like this old lady, too.....
>
> WHEN I AM AN OLD WOMAN I SHALL WEAR PURPLE
>
> With a red hat which doesn't go, and doesn't suit me.
> And I shall spend my pension on brandy and summer gloves
> And satin sandals, and say we've no money for butter.
> I shall sit down on the pavement when I'm tired
> And gobble up samples in shops and press alarm bells
> And run my stick along the public railings
> And make up for the sobriety of my youth.
> I shall go out in my slippers in the rain
> And pick the flowers in other people's gardens
> And learn to spit
>
> You can wear terrible shirts and grow more fat
> And eat three pounds of sausages at a go
> Or only bread and pickle for a week
> And hoard pens and pencils and beermats and things in boxes
>
> But now we must have clothes that keep us dry
> And pay our rent and not swear in the street
> And set a good example for the children.
> We must have friends to dinner and read the papers.
>
> But maybe I ought to practice a little now?
> So people who know me are not too shocked and surprised
> When suddenly I am old, and start to wear purple.
>
> Taken from the book
> When I Am An Old Woman I Shall Wear Purple


OK, that's a book I won't be reading. The above poem strikes me as a
horror story!

I won't be that woman. She scares me. She's miserable now and wants to
be an irresponsible trouble-maker in the future and even mentally ill
(hoarding is a mental illness). No, thanks! (Yes, I am aware that some
women are that repressed. I still don't want to be them.)

--
Keera in Norway * Think big and then ask for more.
http://home.online.no/~kafox/
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Old 03-20-2008, 02:00 PM
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On Mar 20, 4:04 am, thinkbig.shrinkto...@online.no (Keera Ann Fox)
wrote:


> > WHEN I AM AN OLD WOMAN I SHALL WEAR PURPLE


[snipped poem]

> OK, that's a book I won't be reading. The above poem strikes me as a
> horror story!
>
> I won't be that woman. She scares me. She's miserable now and wants to
> be an irresponsible trouble-maker in the future and even mentally ill
> (hoarding is a mental illness). No, thanks! (Yes, I am aware that some
> women are that repressed. I still don't want to be them.)



I guess I read the poem differently. I read a woman who couldn't wait
to be an old lady and have fun doing silly things.


Right now, she had to be a responsible adult and:

....have clothes that keep us dry
And pay our rent and not swear in the street
And set a good example for the children.
We must have friends to dinner and read the papers.


But she longed for the day when she could go around:

With a red hat which doesn't go, and doesn't suit me.
And I shall spend my pension on brandy and summer gloves
And satin sandals, and say we've no money for butter.
I shall sit down on the pavement when I'm tired
And gobble up samples in shops and press alarm bells
And run my stick along the public railings
And make up for the sobriety of my youth.
I shall go out in my slippers in the rain
And pick the flowers in other people's gardens
And learn to spit

You can wear terrible shirts and grow more fat
And eat three pounds of sausages at a go
Or only bread and pickle for a week
And hoard pens and pencils and beermats and things in boxes


And she wondered about the future and how she would appear so:

But maybe I ought to practice a little now?
So people who know me are not too shocked and surprised
When suddenly I am old, and start to wear purple.


There is an organization here in the USA called The Red Hat Society.

http://www.redhatsociety.com/info/?

....where there is fun after fifty (and before) for women of all walks
of life. We believe silliness is the comedy relief of life and, since
we are all in it together, we might as well join red-gloved hands and
go for the gusto together. Underneath the frivolity, we share a bond
of affection, forged by common life experiences and a genuine
enthusiasm for wherever life takes us next.

"The Red Hat Society began as a result of a few women deciding to
greet middle age with verve, humor and elan. We believe silliness is
the comedy relief of life, and since we are all in it together, we
might as well join red-gloved hands and go for the gusto together.
Underneath the frivolity, we share a bond of affection, forged by
common life experiences and a genuine enthusiasm for wherever life
takes us next."

- Sue Ellen Cooper, Queen Mother

While visiting a friend in Tucson several years ago, Sue Ellen
impulsively bought a bright red fedora at a thrift shop, for no other
reason than that it was cheap and, she thought, quite dashing. A year
or two later she read the poem "Warning" by Jenny Joseph, which
depicts an older woman in purple clothing with a red hat. Sue Ellen
felt an immediate kinship with Ms. Joseph. She decided that her
birthday gift to her dear friend, Linda Murphy, would be a vintage red
hat and a copy of the poem. She has always enjoyed whimsical
decorating ideas, so she thought the hat would look nice hanging on a
hook next to the framed poem. Linda got so much enjoyment out of the
hat and the poem that Sue Ellen gave the same gift to another friend,
then another, then another.

One day it occurred to these friends that they were becoming a sort of
"Red Hat Society" and that perhaps they should go out to tea... in
full regalia. They decided they would find purple dresses which didn't
go with their red hats to complete the poem's image.

The tea was a smashing success.

Soon, each of them thought of another woman or two she wanted to
include, and they bought more red hats. Their group swelled to 18, and
they began to encourage other interested people to start their own
chapters (18 women don't fit well around a tea table). One of their
members passed along the idea to a friend of hers in Florida, and
their first "sibling" group was born.

Sue Ellen's fondest hope is that these societies will proliferate far
and wide. We have now held three successful Red Hat Society
conventions -- entire hotels filled with women of a certain age wearing
red hats and purple outfits! Could world domination be far behind?

marcy







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Old 03-20-2008, 11:20 PM
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marcy <ngtybtnice@aol.com> wrote:

> On Mar 20, 4:04 am, thinkbig.shrinkto...@online.no (Keera Ann Fox)
> wrote:
>
>
> > > WHEN I AM AN OLD WOMAN I SHALL WEAR PURPLE

>
> [snipped poem]
>
> > OK, that's a book I won't be reading. The above poem strikes me as a
> > horror story!
> >
> > I won't be that woman. She scares me. She's miserable now and wants to
> > be an irresponsible trouble-maker in the future and even mentally ill
> > (hoarding is a mental illness). No, thanks! (Yes, I am aware that some
> > women are that repressed. I still don't want to be them.)

>
>
> I guess I read the poem differently. I read a woman who couldn't wait
> to be an old lady and have fun doing silly things.
>
>
> Right now, she had to be a responsible adult and:
>
> ...have clothes that keep us dry
> And pay our rent and not swear in the street
> And set a good example for the children.
> We must have friends to dinner and read the papers.


A woman trapped by what she thinks society expects of her. Definitely
trying to keep up appearances. She is not a free woman. And what's wrong
with paying rent? Would she rather be homeless? Not all expenses are bad
expenses.

I think the woman in the poem has grown up believing that all magic and
all fun deserts one the moment one becomes an adult. That woman has
certainly never heard of living in the now, or else she wouldn't wait
until old age to cut loose.

She makes a lousy heroine.

-snip-

> There is an organization here in the USA called The Red Hat Society.
>
> http://www.redhatsociety.com/info/?
>
> ...where there is fun after fifty (and before) for women of all walks
> of life. We believe silliness is the comedy relief of life and, since
> we are all in it together, we might as well join red-gloved hands and
> go for the gusto together. Underneath the frivolity, we share a bond
> of affection, forged by common life experiences and a genuine
> enthusiasm for wherever life takes us next.


I'd rather be silly before 50. I mean, why wait? Where's the harm?
Especially nowadays. Are there really that many women still around who
are so bound by the (perceived) dictates of others that their only dream
in life is to grow old so they can be silly (or in the case of the
poem's woman, irresponsible and obnoxious)?

Doesn't that strike you as just wrong?

--
Keera in Norway * Think big and then ask for more.
http://home.online.no/~kafox/
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Old 03-21-2008, 02:46 PM
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marcy wrote:
> On Mar 20, 4:04 am, thinkbig.shrinkto...@online.no (Keera Ann Fox)
> wrote:
>
>
>>> WHEN I AM AN OLD WOMAN I SHALL WEAR PURPLE

>
> [snipped poem]
>
>> OK, that's a book I won't be reading. The above poem strikes me as a
>> horror story!
>>
>> I won't be that woman. She scares me. She's miserable now and wants to
>> be an irresponsible trouble-maker in the future and even mentally ill
>> (hoarding is a mental illness). No, thanks! (Yes, I am aware that some
>> women are that repressed. I still don't want to be them.)

>
>
> I guess I read the poem differently. I read a woman who couldn't wait
> to be an old lady and have fun doing silly things.
>
>
> Right now, she had to be a responsible adult and:
>
> ...have clothes that keep us dry
> And pay our rent and not swear in the street
> And set a good example for the children.
> We must have friends to dinner and read the papers.
>


So she plans to wear dirty clothes and not pay her rent as an old
lady? That's more than "freedom", that's "ageist bullying" (like
those who _demand_ a seat on the bus with the line "I fought in the
War for you") because now that she's old "no one can do anything about
it" - we don't like it when teens respond that way when caught being
anti-social, why should we accept it from the elderly?

>
> But she longed for the day when she could go around:
>
> With a red hat which doesn't go, and doesn't suit me.
> And I shall spend my pension on brandy and summer gloves
> And satin sandals, and say we've no money for butter.


And probably go on the news and complain to the legislature for extra
money "because we've no money for butter - we old women are starving
you know".

> I shall sit down on the pavement when I'm tired
> And gobble up samples in shops and press alarm bells


Commit illegal acts? Pressing alarm bells when there is no real
reason for an alarm might result in police or fire services being sent
to a false call.

> And run my stick along the public railings
> And make up for the sobriety of my youth.
> I shall go out in my slippers in the rain
> And pick the flowers in other people's gardens


So she plans to be a thief. Flowers in other people's gardens are the
property of other people - and cost those other people hard earned
cash. Bet she wouldn't like other people picking her flowers now.

> And learn to spit


And a health hazard - laws against public spitting were enacted in an
attempt to control the spread of TB.




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jette@blueyonder.co.uk
http://www.jette.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/
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Old 03-21-2008, 06:08 PM
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Jette wrote:
> marcy wrote:
>> On Mar 20, 4:04 am, thinkbig.shrinkto...@online.no (Keera Ann Fox)
>> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>> WHEN I AM AN OLD WOMAN I SHALL WEAR PURPLE

>>
>> [snipped poem]
>>
>>> OK, that's a book I won't be reading. The above poem strikes me as a
>>> horror story!
>>>
>>> I won't be that woman. She scares me. She's miserable now and wants to
>>> be an irresponsible trouble-maker in the future and even mentally ill
>>> (hoarding is a mental illness). No, thanks! (Yes, I am aware that some
>>> women are that repressed. I still don't want to be them.)

>>
>>
>> I guess I read the poem differently. I read a woman who couldn't wait
>> to be an old lady and have fun doing silly things.
>>
>>
>> Right now, she had to be a responsible adult and:
>>
>> ...have clothes that keep us dry
>> And pay our rent and not swear in the street
>> And set a good example for the children.
>> We must have friends to dinner and read the papers.
>>

>
> So she plans to wear dirty clothes and not pay her rent as an old lady?
> That's more than "freedom", that's "ageist bullying" (like those who
> _demand_ a seat on the bus with the line "I fought in the War for you")
> because now that she's old "no one can do anything about it" - we don't
> like it when teens respond that way when caught being anti-social, why
> should we accept it from the elderly?
>
>>
>> But she longed for the day when she could go around:
>>
>> With a red hat which doesn't go, and doesn't suit me.
>> And I shall spend my pension on brandy and summer gloves
>> And satin sandals, and say we've no money for butter.

>
> And probably go on the news and complain to the legislature for extra
> money "because we've no money for butter - we old women are starving you
> know".
>
>> I shall sit down on the pavement when I'm tired
>> And gobble up samples in shops and press alarm bells

>
> Commit illegal acts? Pressing alarm bells when there is no real reason
> for an alarm might result in police or fire services being sent to a
> false call.
>
>> And run my stick along the public railings
>> And make up for the sobriety of my youth.
>> I shall go out in my slippers in the rain
>> And pick the flowers in other people's gardens

>
> So she plans to be a thief. Flowers in other people's gardens are the
> property of other people - and cost those other people hard earned
> cash. Bet she wouldn't like other people picking her flowers now.
>
>> And learn to spit

>
> And a health hazard - laws against public spitting were enacted in an
> attempt to control the spread of TB.


Lots of good points here, but I got that the main point of the
poem is that even if you have allowed yourself to be defined by
social expectations up to such-and-such an age, you don't have to
continue doing that into your old age. And that idea can been
very freeing for all too many women, particularly those who came
of age before the 1960s.

And it continues to astonish me that many women think that
Feminism is passé.

FurPaw
--
"Every gun that is made, every warship launched,
every rocket fired, signifies in the final sense
a theft from those who hunger and are not fed,
those who are cold and are not clothed."
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

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Old 03-23-2008, 10:49 PM
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Er....you all need to lighten up. It's just a dumb-ass Hallmark type poem.
It's not a serious philosophical manifesto.

Eva


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Old 03-23-2008, 10:49 PM
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Eva <EvaDStructionNO@NOverizon.net> wrote:

> Er....you all need to lighten up. It's just a dumb-ass Hallmark type poem.
> It's not a serious philosophical manifesto.


It is if someone finds it inspiring. :-)

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Old 03-24-2008, 01:20 PM
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On Mar 23, 3:33*pm, "Eva" <EvaDStructio...@NOverizon.net> wrote:

> Er....you all need to lighten up. *It's just a dumb-ass Hallmark type poem.
> It's not a serious philosophical manifesto.
>
> Eva




Thank you, Eva! I never expected all this "serious philosophical
manifesto" and psych-analyzing.

It was just a poem that I thought us "old ladies" would enjoy.

<shrug>

marcy

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Old 03-24-2008, 03:25 PM
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Eva wrote:
> Er....you all need to lighten up. It's just a dumb-ass Hallmark type poem.
> It's not a serious philosophical manifesto.


Heh - I guess not!

It reminds me of a college poetry class I took, when we
spent WEEKS dissecting The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock.
I kept thinking, how do _we_ know what Eliot meant to
symbolize? But the prof kept on and on and on at it,
exploding the meaning of each word and phrase under a
microscope. It turned out that she had done her
dissertation on Eliot.

To this day I don't have an answer to my question.

FurPaw


--
"Every gun that is made, every warship launched,
every rocket fired, signifies in the final sense
a theft from those who hunger and are not fed,
those who are cold and are not clothed."
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Old 03-24-2008, 11:02 PM
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FurPaw <furrealpawdog@gmaildog.com> wrote:

> It reminds me of a college poetry class I took, when we spent
> WEEKS dissecting The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock.


> I kept thinking, how do _we_ know what Eliot meant to symbolize?
> But the prof kept on and on and on at it, exploding the meaning
> of each word and phrase under a microscope. It turned out that
> she had done her dissertation on Eliot.


> To this day I don't have an answer to my question.


Asimov wrote a story about Shakespeare coming forward in time and
failing a college Shakespeare course. Seems he just couldn't see
the hidden meanings the prof saw.

Joyce of Pendle.

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Old 03-24-2008, 11:55 PM
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"Joyce of Pendle" <pendle@invalid.invalid> wrote in message
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> FurPaw <furrealpawdog@gmaildog.com> wrote:
>
>> It reminds me of a college poetry class I took, when we spent
>> WEEKS dissecting The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock.

>
>> I kept thinking, how do _we_ know what Eliot meant to symbolize?
>> But the prof kept on and on and on at it, exploding the meaning
>> of each word and phrase under a microscope. It turned out that
>> she had done her dissertation on Eliot.

>
>> To this day I don't have an answer to my question.

>
> Asimov wrote a story about Shakespeare coming forward in time and
> failing a college Shakespeare course. Seems he just couldn't see
> the hidden meanings the prof saw.
>
> Joyce of Pendle.
>
>


My Professor prefaced my graduate literary theory class with words to the
effect of "this is all bullshit; none of it means anything, but you have to
learn it in order to learn how to talk here."


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Old 03-25-2008, 01:40 AM
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Joyce of Pendle wrote the following on 3/24/2008 1:11 PM:

> Asimov wrote a story about Shakespeare coming forward in time and
> failing a college Shakespeare course. Seems he just couldn't see
> the hidden meanings the prof saw.


There is a scene in Annie Hall where Woody Allen presents the author of a
book (poem?) some blowhard is expounding upon while they are waiting in
line. That would have been handy in English class. :-)

Karen R.
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Old 03-25-2008, 01:08 PM
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On Mar 24, 4:43*pm, "Peahen" <Peahen1...@gmail.com> wrote:

> > FurPaw <furrealpaw...@gmaildog.com> wrote:

>
> >> It reminds me of a college poetry class I took, when we spent
> >> WEEKS dissecting The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock.

>
> >> I kept thinking, how do _we_ know what Eliot meant to symbolize?
> >> But the prof kept on and on and on at it, exploding the meaning
> >> of each word and phrase under a microscope. *It turned out that
> >> she had done her dissertation on Eliot.

>
> >> To this day I don't have an answer to my question.

>
> > Asimov wrote a story about Shakespeare coming forward in time and
> > failing a college Shakespeare course. Seems he just couldn't see
> > the hidden meanings the prof saw.

>
> > Joyce of Pendle.

>
> My Professor prefaced my graduate literary theory class with *words to the
> effect of "this is all bullshit; none of it means anything, but you have to
> learn it in order to learn how to talk here."-



That's why the letters PhD stand for Piled Higher & Deeper
(bull sh*t)






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Old 03-25-2008, 04:18 PM
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"marcy" <ngtybtnice@aol.com> wrote in message
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On Mar 24, 4:43 pm, "Peahen" <Peahen1...@gmail.com> wrote:

> > FurPaw <furrealpaw...@gmaildog.com> wrote:

>
> >> It reminds me of a college poetry class I took, when we spent
> >> WEEKS dissecting The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock.

>
> >> I kept thinking, how do _we_ know what Eliot meant to symbolize?
> >> But the prof kept on and on and on at it, exploding the meaning
> >> of each word and phrase under a microscope. It turned out that
> >> she had done her dissertation on Eliot.

>
> >> To this day I don't have an answer to my question.

>
> > Asimov wrote a story about Shakespeare coming forward in time and
> > failing a college Shakespeare course. Seems he just couldn't see
> > the hidden meanings the prof saw.

>
> > Joyce of Pendle.

>
> My Professor prefaced my graduate literary theory class with words to the
> effect of "this is all bullshit; none of it means anything, but you have
> to
> learn it in order to learn how to talk here."-



That's why the letters PhD stand for Piled Higher & Deeper
(bull sh*t)


LOL! The professors at my university say it stands for Ph**king Dumb.







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Old 03-25-2008, 05:10 PM
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Peahen wrote:
> "marcy" <ngtybtnice@aol.com> wrote in message


>> That's why the letters PhD stand for Piled Higher & Deeper
>> (bull sh*t)

>
>
> LOL! The professors at my university say it stands for Ph**king Dumb.


Heard the first one years ago (like this: BS, MS, PhD:
Bull Sh*t, More of the Same, Piled Higher & Deeper), but the
latter is new to me. ROFL!

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Old 03-27-2008, 11:33 AM
Kathleen
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loved that, marcy!
Thank you.
I try to wear purple tops when I wear my red sparkly cowboy boots. lol
/back to lurking

With hope and heart,
Kathleen

"marcy" <ngtybtnice@aol.com> wrote in message
news:9649e57d-acc9-4b59-ba7e-effa4afc2e09@m3g2000hsc.googlegroups.com...
> On Mar 20, 4:04 am, thinkbig.shrinkto...@online.no (Keera Ann Fox)
> wrote:
>
>
>> > WHEN I AM AN OLD WOMAN I SHALL WEAR PURPLE

>
> [snipped poem]
>
>> OK, that's a book I won't be reading. The above poem strikes me as a
>> horror story!
>>
>> I won't be that woman. She scares me. She's miserable now and wants to
>> be an irresponsible trouble-maker in the future and even mentally ill
>> (hoarding is a mental illness). No, thanks! (Yes, I am aware that some
>> women are that repressed. I still don't want to be them.)

>
>
> I guess I read the poem differently. I read a woman who couldn't wait
> to be an old lady and have fun doing silly things.
>
>
> Right now, she had to be a responsible adult and:
>
> ...have clothes that keep us dry
> And pay our rent and not swear in the street
> And set a good example for the children.
> We must have friends to dinner and read the papers.
>
>
> But she longed for the day when she could go around:
>
> With a red hat which doesn't go, and doesn't suit me.
> And I shall spend my pension on brandy and summer gloves
> And satin sandals, and say we've no money for butter.
> I shall sit down on the pavement when I'm tired
> And gobble up samples in shops and press alarm bells
> And run my stick along the public railings
> And make up for the sobriety of my youth.
> I shall go out in my slippers in the rain
> And pick the flowers in other people's gardens
> And learn to spit
>
> You can wear terrible shirts and grow more fat
> And eat three pounds of sausages at a go
> Or only bread and pickle for a week
> And hoard pens and pencils and beermats and things in boxes
>
>
> And she wondered about the future and how she would appear so:
>
> But maybe I ought to practice a little now?
> So people who know me are not too shocked and surprised
> When suddenly I am old, and start to wear purple.
>
>
> There is an organization here in the USA called The Red Hat Society.
>
> http://www.redhatsociety.com/info/?
>
> ...where there is fun after fifty (and before) for women of all walks
> of life. We believe silliness is the comedy relief of life and, since
> we are all in it together, we might as well join red-gloved hands and
> go for the gusto together. Underneath the frivolity, we share a bond
> of affection, forged by common life experiences and a genuine
> enthusiasm for wherever life takes us next.
>
> "The Red Hat Society began as a result of a few women deciding to
> greet middle age with verve, humor and elan. We believe silliness is
> the comedy relief of life, and since we are all in it together, we
> might as well join red-gloved hands and go for the gusto together.
> Underneath the frivolity, we share a bond of affection, forged by
> common life experiences and a genuine enthusiasm for wherever life
> takes us next."
>
> - Sue Ellen Cooper, Queen Mother
>
> While visiting a friend in Tucson several years ago, Sue Ellen
> impulsively bought a bright red fedora at a thrift shop, for no other
> reason than that it was cheap and, she thought, quite dashing. A year
> or two later she read the poem "Warning" by Jenny Joseph, which
> depicts an older woman in purple clothing with a red hat. Sue Ellen
> felt an immediate kinship with Ms. Joseph. She decided that her
> birthday gift to her dear friend, Linda Murphy, would be a vintage red
> hat and a copy of the poem. She has always enjoyed whimsical
> decorating ideas, so she thought the hat would look nice hanging on a
> hook next to the framed poem. Linda got so much enjoyment out of the
> hat and the poem that Sue Ellen gave the same gift to another friend,
> then another, then another.
>
> One day it occurred to these friends that they were becoming a sort of
> "Red Hat Society" and that perhaps they should go out to tea... in
> full regalia. They decided they would find purple dresses which didn't
> go with their red hats to complete the poem's image.
>
> The tea was a smashing success.
>
> Soon, each of them thought of another woman or two she wanted to
> include, and they bought more red hats. Their group swelled to 18, and
> they began to encourage other interested people to start their own
> chapters (18 women don't fit well around a tea table). One of their
> members passed along the idea to a friend of hers in Florida, and
> their first "sibling" group was born.
>
> Sue Ellen's fondest hope is that these societies will proliferate far
> and wide. We have now held three successful Red Hat Society
> conventions -- entire hotels filled with women of a certain age wearing
> red hats and purple outfits! Could world domination be far behind?
>
> marcy
>
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