OT....Like His Mother

He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake.
He said my biscuits were too hard...
Not like his mother used to make.
I didn't perk the coffee right
He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.
I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.
Then I turned around and smacked him...
Like his mother used to do.

jacquie <happikat@nospam.net> wrote:

> He didn't like the casserole
> And he didn't like my cake.
> He said my biscuits were too hard...
> Not like his mother used to make.
> I didn't perk the coffee right
> He didn't like the stew,
> I didn't mend his socks
> The way his mother used to do.
> I pondered for an answer
> I was looking for a clue.
> Then I turned around and smacked him...
> Like his mother used to do.

*ouch*

LOL!

--
Keera in Norway * Think big. Shrink to fit.
http://home.online.no/~kafox/

jacquie wrote:
> He didn't like the casserole
> And he didn't like my cake.
> He said my biscuits were too hard...
> Not like his mother used to make.
> I didn't perk the coffee right
> He didn't like the stew,
> I didn't mend his socks
> The way his mother used to do.
> I pondered for an answer
> I was looking for a clue.
> Then I turned around and smacked him...
> Like his mother used to do.
>
>


ROFL!

My parents tell a story about our neighbors when i was a toddler.
Husband constantly said "Mother never- [did it this way or that way]"
to his wife. He started it at dinner one night and she said, "Did your
mother ever do THIS?" and upended the stew on his head. My folks
got this story direct from the wife next day: "And, honey, i took
that bowl and..." I remember this couple and i believe it. They actually
had a real good kind of bicker-y marriage and he never hauled out
that *particular* line again.

--
pax,
ruth


Save trees AND money! Buy used books!
http://stores.ebay.com/Noir-and-More-Books-and-Trains