OT...The Love Dress

New Dress

A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house. She knocked on
the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her
daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked.

Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.

What are you doing?" she asked.

I'm waiting for Justin to come home from work" The daughter-in-law
answered.

"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.

This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.

Love dress? But you're naked!"

Justin loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "Every time he
sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me
for hours.

The mother-in-law left. When she got home she undressed, showered,
put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD,
and laid on the Couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally,
her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there so
provocatively.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.

"Needs ironing, " he said, "What's for dinner?"

"jacquie" <happikat@nospam.net> wrote in message
news:EZmei.1865$iz5.394@newsread4.news.pas.earthli nk.net...
> New Dress
>
> A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house. She knocked on
> the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her
> daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked.
>
> Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
>
> What are you doing?" she asked.
>
> I'm waiting for Justin to come home from work" The daughter-in-law
> answered.
>
> "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
>
> This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
>
> Love dress? But you're naked!"
>
> Justin loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "Every time he
> sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me
> for hours.
>
> The mother-in-law left. When she got home she undressed, showered,
> put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD,
> and laid on the Couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally,
> her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there so
> provocatively.
>
> "What are you doing?" he asked.
>
> This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.
>
> "Needs ironing, " he said, "What's for dinner?"

Uh-oh...

Cathy


>
>

jacquie wrote:
> New Dress

ROFL!

FurPaw


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On Thu, 21 Jun 2007 04:17:40 GMT, "jacquie" <happikat@nospam.net>
wrote:

> New Dress


Funny.
And a typical old man reply...



Dana
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons,
for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

"jacquie" <happikat@nospam.net> wrote in message
news:EZmei.1865$iz5.394@newsread4.news.pas.earthli nk.net...
> New Dress
>
> A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house. She knocked on
> the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her
> daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked.
>
> Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
>
> What are you doing?" she asked.
>
> I'm waiting for Justin to come home from work" The daughter-in-law
> answered.
>
> "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
>
> This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
>
> Love dress? But you're naked!"
>
> Justin loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "Every time he
> sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me
> for hours.
>
> The mother-in-law left. When she got home she undressed, showered,
> put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD,
> and laid on the Couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally,
> her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there so
> provocatively.
>
> "What are you doing?" he asked.
>
> This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.
>
> "Needs ironing, " he said, "What's for dinner?"
>

Dead meat.

Roseanne

LOL..I sent this to my sister and the one word sent back to me was
"Bastard!"...LOL.
Jacquie
"foggydoggy" <foggydoggy@cogeco.ca> wrote in message
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>
> "jacquie" <happikat@nospam.net> wrote in message
> news:EZmei.1865$iz5.394@newsread4.news.pas.earthli nk.net...
>> New Dress
>>
>> A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house. She knocked on
>> the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her
>> daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked.
>>
>> Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
>>
>> What are you doing?" she asked.
>>
>> I'm waiting for Justin to come home from work" The daughter-in-law
>> answered.
>>
>> "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
>>
>> This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
>>
>> Love dress? But you're naked!"
>>
>> Justin loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "Every time he
>> sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me
>> for hours.
>>
>> The mother-in-law left. When she got home she undressed, showered,
>> put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD,
>> and laid on the Couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally,
>> her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there so
>> provocatively.
>>
>> "What are you doing?" he asked.
>>
>> This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.
>>
>> "Needs ironing, " he said, "What's for dinner?"
>>
>
> Dead meat.
>
> Roseanne
>

On Jun 22, 6:11 am, "jacquie" <happi...@nospam.net> wrote:
> LOL..I sent this to my sister and the one word sent back to me was
> "Bastard!"...LOL.

"Limp old bastard!" more likely. Hmph.

JustGB

foggydoggy wrote:
> "jacquie" <happikat@nospam.net> wrote in message
> news:EZmei.1865$iz5.394@newsread4.news.pas.earthli nk.net...
>> New Dress
>>
>> A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house. She knocked on
>> the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her
>> daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked.
>>
>> Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
>>
>> What are you doing?" she asked.
>>
>> I'm waiting for Justin to come home from work" The daughter-in-law
>> answered.
>>
>> "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
>>
>> This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
>>
>> Love dress? But you're naked!"
>>
>> Justin loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "Every time he
>> sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me
>> for hours.
>>
>> The mother-in-law left. When she got home she undressed, showered,
>> put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD,
>> and laid on the Couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally,
>> her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there so
>> provocatively.
>>
>> "What are you doing?" he asked.
>>
>> This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.
>>
>> "Needs ironing, " he said, "What's for dinner?"
>>
>
> Dead meat.
>
> Roseanne
>
>


*LOL!* Although apparently he already has that.

8~)

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