LOL...I could have used a few of those in my lifetime
All except number
one...I couldn't wait for my kids to fly the nest...the problem was they
kept on coming back...then after they all finally moved out for good they
decided at least one would have to come over on weekends just so we wouldn't
get lonely...I finally set them down and told them their Father and I had a
nice life before they came into the family and we would really like to have
some time for ourselves now that they are all gone....and as much as we
enjoyed their company, they need to call to make sure we didn't have other
plans....so now every thing is Hunky Dory
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New Drugs for Women:
Emptynestrogen: suppository that eliminates melancholy and lonliness
by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you
couldn't wait until they moved it out.
Damnitol: Take 2 and the rest of the world can go straight to Haiti's
for up to 8 hours.
St Mommas Wort: Plant extract that treats mom's depression by
rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to 2 days.
Peptobimbo: Liquid silicone drink for women; two full cups swallowed
before an evening out, increases bust size, decreases intelligence and
prevents conception.
Dumberol: When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ
resulting in enjoyment of country music and pick up trucks.
Flipitor: Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road
rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.
Menicillin: Patent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance
to lines such as "You make me wanna be a better person"
Buyagra: Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases
potency, duration, and credit limit.
Jackasspirin: Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember
your birthday, anniversary, phone #, or to lift the toilet seat.
Anti-talksdent: A spray to be used on anyone too eager to share their
life stories with total strangers.
Nagament: When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the
same irritation level as nagging him, without even opening your mouth.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons,
for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
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