The truth behind menopause!

Many people still believe that menopause is something
natural, something normal that happens to all women.

But that's what THEY want us to believe.

Yes, THEY. The Men in Black.

Here's the truth:

At birth, the MIB do put a chip into each girl's pussy. They
do this since the Roswell incident, but had other methods
to track women before that.

When a woman reaches a certain age (usually mid-40s),
the chip will cause her to go to some place where the MIB
will steal her womb. The woman won't remember that.

The MIB then use the stolen womb to breed aliens, this
is part of an alien-MIB deal, because the aliens lost
their sex-organs.

That means, in reality menopause doesn't exist. It has
just been invented by the MIB to cover up the womb-theft!

It's true, believe me!

On 9 Jan 2007 00:45:13 -0800, "Ed Zagmoon" <spartan_isle@yahoo.com>
wrote:

>It's true, believe me!

Someone left the asylum door unlocked again.



Dana

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons,
for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

Dana© <AneeBear@ownmail.com> wrote in
news:b4f7q21dlb6com47e1a5d9703162os0h6r@4ax.com:

> On 9 Jan 2007 00:45:13 -0800, "Ed Zagmoon" <spartan_isle@yahoo.com>
> wrote:
>
>>It's true, believe me!
>
> Someone left the asylum door unlocked again.

Hooooboy, he shoulda given us a Beverage Warning for that. Too, too
funny.


Chak, wiping eyes



--
If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.
--Tallulah Bankhead

Ed Zagmoon wrote:
> Here's the truth:


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