Alt Sz Pissing Contest ! ! !

Sign up now.
Entry forms are available on the table to my left.
Please use the number two pemcils provided.

Doctors forms or credit checks are not necessary, nor is proof of income
or proof of residency.

Entrants must be earthlings capaable of speaking English, or Swahili.
Maybe Pali too.
Application time will be greatly shortened if you use the English forms.

Being the fellow who won the last alt sz pissing contest, (some years
ago now) I want to warn those feint of heart or lacking confidence to
train further before accepting the standing challenge to unseat the
standing title holder.
(Me, Damo his very self).

You might be wondering why I have kept this physical prowess I possess
under wraps for so long.
Well let me explain.....

The last time my closest competitor had a rupture and it wound up all
over the inside of the screens of all bystanders and particiants.
Terrible thig to behold.
But now that the climate at alt sz gas changed, I have taken it upon
myself to attempt to rally another alt sz olympic pissing contest.

Medical personal will be standing by this time.
Free admission so please come and support your favorite pisser.

There will be no handicaping. of the event.

A date has not been set up as there are insurance issues that are still
being negotiated.

Don't delay, sign up immediately for your chance to become the new title
holder.

Damodara

On 4¿ù13ÀÏ, ¿ÀÀü9½Ã39ºÐ, damod...@webtv.net (Twang - twang) wrote:
> Sign up now.
> Entry forms are available on the table to my left.
> Please use the number two pemcils provided.
>
> Doctors forms or credit checks are not necessary, nor is proof of income
> or proof of residency.
>
> Entrants must be earthlings capaable of speaking English, or Swahili.
> Maybe Pali too.
> Application time will be greatly shortened if you use the English forms.
>
> Being the fellow who won the last alt sz pissing contest, (some years
> ago now) I want to warn those feint of heart or lacking confidence to
> train further before accepting the standing challenge to unseat the
> standing title holder.
> (Me, Damo his very self).
>
> You might be wondering why I have kept this physical prowess I possess
> under wraps for so long.
> Well let me explain.....
>
> The last time my closest competitor had a rupture and it wound up all
> over the inside of the screens of all bystanders and particiants.
> Terrible thig to behold.
> But now that the climate at alt sz gas changed, I have taken it upon
> myself to attempt to rally another alt sz olympic pissing contest.
>
> Medical personal will be standing by this time.
> Free admission so please come and support your favorite pisser.
>
> There will be no handicaping. of the event.
>
> A date has not been set up as there are insurance issues that are still
> being negotiated.
>
> Don't delay, sign up immediately for your chance to become the new title
> holder.
>
> Damodara

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peshaba karana

it is a hindi word.

I can't remember who developed the nano-technology at the moment...but
cleaning up the screens os alr szians was an easy process.

Nut Hindi is a desendent of sanskrit.
Sanskrit ight be the "master" language.
The Aryans used it, you know.
It was the language spoken by true Aryan men.

Btut Pali?
A close reative of sanskrit used in the Buddhist faiths?It might have
improved it.
Especially Tibetn Pali.

That might have justification as valid as well.

HAY! Screw me, I believe Latin has justification.
I studied Latin for two semesters in high scholl.

LATIN?
Latin is not Chinese or Sanskrit by hundreds of centuries. In many ways
it pales in significance.

The Tang has assaulted you for hundreds, thousands of years.....and you
say that Korea should be a home to the Chinese?
In a post you made?

Dream on Kohath.

Here's a secret; Men talk shit.
Remember.

Korea.....is Korea.

Korean agression both in Korea, during the war...from both, North and
South...
awed American soldiers as Korean agression in combat awed those of us in
Viet Nam....
Australian, Thai, Korean, etc......
who fought in Viet Nam.
No. NO! ! Korea is Korea after all this blood soaked up by the Korean
earth.
Its not Chinese.

I'm your American ally.

You fall, lets see how they deal with us.

Always trouble in this world.
Thats why we search for God, Hanjeong.
Trouble will put you on our knrees pataying Father save me, if He
please....

YES....they're starvng in the north.....

Nightmare you got, heh? Family starving up north? Nationally?

Korea, Hanjeong, is Korea, and Korea is South Korea.
Uniifcation will be made in love.

I hope I'm correct in what I say......

If I were a stock car driver, my name would be Dick Trickle! Especially when
I am in the 'pole' position!

jerasmus


"Twang - twang" <damodara@webtv.net> wrote in message
news:4892-461ED14F-25@storefull-3237.bay.webtv.net...
> Sign up now.
> Entry forms are available on the table to my left.
> Please use the number two pemcils provided.
>
> Doctors forms or credit checks are not necessary, nor is proof of income
> or proof of residency.
>
> Entrants must be earthlings capaable of speaking English, or Swahili.
> Maybe Pali too.
> Application time will be greatly shortened if you use the English forms.
>
> Being the fellow who won the last alt sz pissing contest, (some years
> ago now) I want to warn those feint of heart or lacking confidence to
> train further before accepting the standing challenge to unseat the
> standing title holder.
> (Me, Damo his very self).
>
> You might be wondering why I have kept this physical prowess I possess
> under wraps for so long.
> Well let me explain.....
>
> The last time my closest competitor had a rupture and it wound up all
> over the inside of the screens of all bystanders and particiants.
> Terrible thig to behold.
> But now that the climate at alt sz gas changed, I have taken it upon
> myself to attempt to rally another alt sz olympic pissing contest.
>
> Medical personal will be standing by this time.
> Free admission so please come and support your favorite pisser.
>
> There will be no handicaping. of the event.
>
> A date has not been set up as there are insurance issues that are still
> being negotiated.
>
> Don't delay, sign up immediately for your chance to become the new title
> holder.
>
> Damodara
>

We could split the title to two events.
Distance Peeing going to who ever can pee the farthest.
And the othe title going to who can pee for the longest length of time.

It seems it would be more fair that way.