Artificial life

We are very sorry to inform you humans but you are definitely artificial
life.
There is a deity somewhere who must have created you. He must have been
very lonely - and thought by creating you this would ease his loneliness.
He would have known you were not real and were artificial life - but he
obviously left - and it is your creator we seek so that we may help and
rescue him and reassure him that he is not alone and that there are REAL
LIFE in existence.
Goodbye.
And sorry we hated you for your ugliness and nastiness and this kind of
thing. You are not life so naturally you do not know how to behave.
Regards
THE BORG