Bring back "The Chicken the size of T Rex!!!!"

Recently they found a Chicken the Size of a T Rex. If they stop
messing about with bringing back Mammoths and bring back Giant
Chickens instead they could solve all of the worlds food shortage
problems and also shelter problems....people could live in a hollowed
out eggs the size of a small detached house.

Imagine the wish bone...i want the leg please.......;-)




"CosmicWatchmaker" <derekkeeping@btinternet.com> wrote in message
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> Recently they found a Chicken the Size of a T Rex. If they stop
> messing about with bringing back Mammoths and bring back Giant
> Chickens instead they could solve all of the worlds food shortage
> problems and also shelter problems....people could live in a hollowed
> out eggs the size of a small detached house.
>

On 24 Jun, 09:23, "George c.Scott" <nom...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> Imagine the wish bone...i want the leg please.......;-)
>
> "CosmicWatchmaker" <derekkeep...@btinternet.com> wrote in message
>
> news:1182255871.265951.215430@n2g2000hse.googlegro ups.com...
>
> > Recently they found a Chicken the Size of a T Rex. If they stop
> > messing about with bringing back Mammoths and bring back Giant
> > Chickens instead they could solve all of the worlds food shortage
> > problems and also shelter problems....people could live in a hollowed
> > out eggs the size of a small detached house.

That egg house sounds pretty good-you know it would last a good amount
of time-as they are still finding fossils in good nick from a few
million years ago(or 3,000 years if you are into Bible bashing)-I
would not mind eating some Brontosauraus -as they were veggies-didnt
do much running -I bet the Trex would be tough as old boots-you would
need to stew that beast for a good couple of days.

Chickens don't have lips.

On 24 Jun, 14:19, damod...@webtv.net (Twang - twang) wrote:
> Chickens don't have lips.

What about Trexs?

Well, Daytime,
T-rexes have teeth.
Chicken no teeth, no lips.
T-Rex Teeth, no lips

Its true.
Chickens and T-rexes both have no lips.

Turtles don't have lips nor teeth.

On 26 Jun, 12:56, damod...@webtv.net (Twang - twang) wrote:
> Well, Daytime,
> T-rexes have teeth.
> Chicken no teeth, no lips.
> T-Rex Teeth, no lips
>
> Its true.
> Chickens and T-rexes both have no lips.
>
> Turtles don't have lips nor teeth.

What about if the Trex had collagen put in? sort of like a Pamela
Anderson style Tyranny? I believe their were plastic surgeons in those
days-pretty painful though!Trexs -dem tuff innit

They did have rather large mammaries.
No lips.
Those small front legs on the T-rex were meant to hold their breasts
still when they running around.
Else they would start swinging all over the place and the T-rex would
lose its balance.
Only the female T-rex had this problem.

No self respecting T-rex would ever visit a plastic surgeon.

On 27 Jun, 14:17, damod...@webtv.net (Twang - twang) wrote:
> They did have rather large mammaries.
> No lips.
> Those small front legs on the T-rex were meant to hold their breasts
> still when they running around.
> Else they would start swinging all over the place and the T-rex would
> lose its balance.
> Only the female T-rex had this problem.
>
> No self respecting T-rex would ever visit a plastic surgeon.

what about if their breasts were over developed? perhaps causing
severe back pain-maybe thats why they died out -because all dinosaurs
had bad posture-and no osteopaths

Exactly Daytime. Thats it exactly.
Overdeveloped Dinosaur breasts.
It wasn't no giant meteor.

On 27 Jun, 20:18, damod...@webtv.net (Twang - twang) wrote:
> Exactly Daytime. Thats it exactly.
> Overdeveloped Dinosaur breasts.
> It wasn't no giant meteor.

Well ,you now wht they say-it aint the size of the bark in the dog its
the size of the meteor straight up your Jurassic arse hole.
I am Spartacus and I destroy big titted brontosaurauses (brontasauri?)
if you remember correctly in the Flintstones Dinos love interest was
well stacked-poor Dino he had no weiner...