Calorie Restriction

Has anybody read anything on calorie restriction and how it prolongs
life? I've also found a few articles about how calorie restriction
helps stabilize glutamate in the brain and can be used with mental
disorders as a form of treatment.

Anyways, I gained a little bit of weight over winter, about 30 pounds,
and I'm going to try to lose it as fast as possible by eating nothing
by vegetables and protein for the next month or two. I already
exercise 4 to 6 times a week, and burn around 500 to 800 calories when
I go to the gym. I run and I lift weights. I've noticed that when I
eat less I feel more clear in thought. And sometimes when I overeat my
thoughts get really disorganized and I can't remember anything. I was
just wondering if there is any correlation between calorie restriction
and mental ability in schizophrenia. So far it feels pretty good.
Unfortunately I only eat around 600 calories a day, so I'm pretty much
constantly starving.

~Cory

If you find that you neither gain nor lose weight, let's say at
2500 calories a day, then if you ingest more than that you will gain
weight, and if you ingest less than that, you will lose weight. But,
especially if you work out, the calorie count in proteins will go to
rebuilding, and building more, muscle tissue.
And, if your carbohydrate calories are, for example, in tough wild
grapes, you may even burn off more calories in digesting them than they
have accredied to them. I used to pick and eat those behind where I used
to live. You can't buy those.
Certain protein foods have an abundance of certain amino acids.
Asparagus, of course, abounds in asparagine. That is what asparagine
smells like.
Cheeses abound in tyrosine, that sharp smell to cheddar cheese.
Remember Aunt Cheddar? That's why Gengis Khan's kefir (booze) was so
addicting. Tyrosine goes to synthesize dopamine. No booze store has ever
sold kefir. It's secret here behind the "Plastic Curtain".
But, when a food abounds in glutamic acid, watch out, it is soon
reduced to glutamate, which is capable of waking up 80% the brain. The
first symptom is hearing voices.
The gluten in bird droppings abound in glutamic acid and
glutamate. Some atheists say that the "manna" in Exodus was "droppings
from the host of heaven", bird droppings. Those atheists claim, "That
explains alot".

So.......

Have I got this correctly?

If I make some birdshit tea it would be a psychedelic drink?

If so, is there any specific type of bird shit that is recommended?

I know the white in bird shit is uric acid.
Birds only have one "canal", both urine and feces pass through the same
systems.

Birds are very efficient with their "use" of water.

What kind of hullucinations can ypu get from pidgeon shit?
I bet pidgeons are real hullucinagenic shitters.

One question, is it necessary to seperate the white from the green in
the bird droppings before making tea?

How long have the Chinese known about the Bird poop tea?

Damosthene

"Twang - twang" <damodara@webtv.net> wrote in message
news:10491-47F4DAD1-534@storefull-3238.bay.webtv.net...
> So.......
>
> Have I got this correctly?
>
> If I make some birdshit tea it would be a psychedelic drink?
>
> If so, is there any specific type of bird shit that is recommended?
>
> I know the white in bird shit is uric acid.
> Birds only have one "canal", both urine and feces pass through the same
> systems.
>
> Birds are very efficient with their "use" of water.
>
> What kind of hullucinations can ypu get from pidgeon shit?
> I bet pidgeons are real hullucinagenic shitters.
>
> One question, is it necessary to seperate the white from the green in
> the bird droppings before making tea?
>
> How long have the Chinese known about the Bird poop tea?
>
> Damosthene
>

Hehe.

You've got me imagining the DEA raiding pigeon houses.

I heard that one of the reasons people slaughtered all the Passenger Pigeons
was that the pigeons were expert at targeting people with their poop.

Supposedly, sometimes people were blinded by a direct hit.

Bird brained idea?

Looney? (like the Canadian bird)

I wonder if dinosaurs left white patches instead of a pee trail?

Chemistry indicates that any feces can be psychadelic. The
classical stink of feces is caused by scatole, which comes from
degenerated tryptophan, a common amino acid in protein. In feces, also,
tryptophan breaks down into dimethyltryptomine, known as the "happy hour
LSD". LSD, itself, has the indol ring of tryptophan in it.
LSD, and many other chemicals with the indole ring, act by
blocking seratonin, the neurotransmitter of the inhibitory neurons in
the brain, so that the brain wakes up "too much". LSD and
dimethyltryptomine act like keys that don't work, break off in the lock,
and prevent the key that works from getting in.
Dopamine blocking antipsychotic drugs block dopamine by the same
mechanism.
Glutamate seems more to give access to the sixth dimension to
other probability timelines than LSD's and muscarine's access to the
fifth dimension to the Underworld.
Glutamate is miserable. It is too much pathological internal
glutamate activation that drives alcoholics to drink. Also, some pain
nerves use glutamate as a neurotransmitter.
Watch out! Feces are one third pure bacteria. The intestines have
evolved to handle the "beneficial" bacteria there, but, elsewhere they
can cause infections, known as "coliform" infections.
When people say, "Well, civilization needs cops", I say, "Ya, they
are like "beneficial" bacteria." I say COP-lovers are COProphilic".
Actually the word coprophilic comes from the Greek words copros=feces
and phelia=liking. Coprophiliacs are feces-lovers. Same thing.

On Apr 3, 11:02 pm, "Quiet Neighbor" <priv...@spamless.net> wrote:

> I wonder if dinosaurs left white patches instead of a pee trail?

EEuuueww. That actually makes sense that they might have. Hmmm. Good
thing we were not on the planet at the same time. HUGE white patches.
They saw birds & dinosaurs are related.

"Chemistry indicates that any feces can be psychadelic."
LOL
I think that is the funniest line I've read in a long time!!

Cory? ?
Have you ever tried it?
Don't knock it until you tried it.
Damo