Re: Damo Hi Gell, RBG (RainBow Guardian). Penguin.
I'm doing good enough.
Pretty good.
Fair to Middling.
Copastetic.
On an even keel.
Hitting on most cylinders.
Ain't been being follpwed by the CIA or getting messages from space
aliens or having the news people on TV speak to me.
Thngs are quiet.
I did hear about that cruise ship that sunk near the Antarctic. They say
its oil and fuel scum is in the way of a penguin migration.
Imagine forty thousand or so penguins all swimming towards antarctica to
get their summer tan and splootcherino.....an oil slick is waiting to
ruin their aquatic frollic and glee.
Initial reports said they were completely unaware of the situation and
were heard singing "A hundred bottles of Beer on the Wall" while
crossing the southern seas,.
Up to the minute news reported they had made it up to 47 "Bottles of
Beer on the Wall". Contact with the sunk cruise ships scum is expected
to occur close to 24 bottles of Beer on the Wall.
I was worried about our penguin, the famed Alt Sz Penguin, could the
Arizona Penguin have let for an Antarctic vacation?
I began to break out in hives.
My hands trembled with anxiety.
Unpleasent dreams would stir me from middle of night sleep.
Images of hundreds of jumping and diving happy innoscent glee fulled
penguins running into cruise ship scum flooded my waking hours.
Now I see I had worried for naught, Penguin is safe.
It snowed here last night.
First snowfall of the season.
Snow makes things very quiet and the wind is hushed to a standstill.
Might step outsde in the pre-dawn dark when I go to the kitchen for my
second cup of coffee.
I'm doing good enough, Penguin, Bob.
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