 Re: fart story
A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony.* On his first day there he
takes off his clothes and starts to wander around.* A gorgeous petite
blonde walks by and the man immediately gets an erection.* The woman
notices his erection, comes over to him and says, "Did you call for
me?"* The man replies, "No, what do you mean?"
*
She says, "You must be new here.* Let me explain.* It's a rule here
that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me." *Smiling,
she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel,
eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her.
*
Later, the man continues to explore the colony's facilities.* He
enters the sauna and as he sits down, he farts.
*
Within minutes a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam room toward
him, "Did you call for me?" says the hairy man.* "No, what do you
mean?" asks the newcomer."* "It's a rule that if you fart, it implies
that you called for me."* The huge man easily spins him around, bends
him over a bench and has his way with him.
*
The newcomer staggers back to the colony office where he is greeted by
the smiling, naked receptionist.* "May I help you?" she asks.* The
man yells, "Here's my membership card.* You can have the key back and
you can keep the $500 membership fee."
*
"But, Sir," she replies, "you've only been here for a few hours.* You
haven't had the chance to see all our facilities."
*
The man replies, "Listen lady, I'm 63 years old.* I only get an
erection once a month.* I fart 15 times a day.* I'm outta here!"
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