A girl at my work confessed

to seeing shadow people. She's REALLY moody so I'm not sure she's
schizo. Probably bipolar. I told her about the time I saw a phantom
cat jump on my windshield. She found that interesting.
She can be a sweet girl, but has a bad attitude 70% of the time.
Perl Jam did a song about her - "Crazy Mary"

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On Jun 25, 6:31*pm, Erik the Red wrote:
> to seeing shadow people. *She's REALLY moody so I'm not sure she's
> schizo. *Probably bipolar. *I told her about the time I saw a phantom
> cat jump on my windshield. *She found that interesting.
> She can be a sweet girl, but has a bad attitude 70% of the time.
> Perl Jam did a song about her - "Crazy Mary"

Ask her out, Erik! yesh yesh, you need more crazy girls in your life,
non?;-)

One time I saw a black cat cross my path, then I look down at my
report and then looked up and saw a black cat cross my path again.
Whoa! Like Deja Vu or something?! But, in reality, it was just two
black cats that lived around there.

<chessucat needles>

Perhaps an agent of the Matrix changed something when you saw that
black cat twice.

Check to make sure you still have a hardline back to the real world.

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On Jun 25, 9:41*pm, Erik the Red wrote:
> Check to make sure you still have a hardline back to the real world.

Buy a scanner and carry with you at work! It'll keep you from talkin'
to the trees, or so they say. Some polyester security guard in Kansas
City heard a description of some perps that shot some guys at a party
and he saw them and called the police.

<chessucat advises>

My work is underwater so I hear. They still want us there though.
Guess I'll have to take the security boat across the lot.