Girls can pee standing up!

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Amazing Virtual Pee Experience from Japan

<http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/superpiipii.html?cpg=70H?>

yesh yesh, girls really like this, they use a strap-on and try pee
into three toliets without making puddles and hitting the kitty.

<chessucat twitches>

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"chessucat" <chessucat@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> Amazing Virtual Pee Experience from Japan
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> yesh yesh, girls really like this, they use a strap-on and try pee
> into three toliets without making puddles and hitting the kitty.
>
> <chessucat twitches>

Good grief,

Do you want to scare away all the women here?

<chessucat looks in mirror and coughs up a furball>

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On Apr 2, 2:15*pm, "Quiet Neighbor" chastised:
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> Good grief,
>
> Do you want to scare away all the women here?
>
> <chessucat looks in mirror and coughs up a furball>

There are NO women here!

<chessucat twitches>

I was visiting my cousin when we were young, and there was a young
girl in his neighborhood who was an exhibitionist.
One afternoon she got on the top of the hill by the playground,
stripped naked, and peed standing up, without any gimmicks or props, and
the pee arced through the air to half way down the hill, bright yellow
in the sunlight.
She got committed to a mental institution, and was imprisoned
there until THEY were throwing mental patients all out into the streets,
and she died homeless.
She never got a chance for any education, not even any high school
education. Her record was totally ruined, and I bet Massachusetts would
have her on a sex offenders list today if she had survived to see
Megan's Law.

On Apr 2, 5:43 pm, gellie...@webtv.net (Miguel Alberto) wrote:
> I was visiting my cousin when we were young, and there was a young
> girl in his neighborhood who was an exhibitionist.
> One afternoon she got on the top of the hill by the playground,
> stripped naked, and peed standing up, without any gimmicks or props, and
> the pee arced through the air to half way down the hill, bright yellow
> in the sunlight.
> She got committed to a mental institution, and was imprisoned
> there until THEY were throwing mental patients all out into the streets,
> and she died homeless.
> She never got a chance for any education, not even any high school
> education. Her record was totally ruined, and I bet Massachusetts would
> have her on a sex offenders list today if she had survived to see
> Megan's Law.

Women can pee standing up. It's very simple. You just can't point, you
have to go straight down. You can do it if you are careful. Just stand
with your legs apart and don't hit your feet.

Have you ever heard of the toilets in some eastern countries? Just a
hole in the ground...like a drain... even for #2 I believe, you just
squat over it... this is in the public bathrooms too... no stalls,
just one hole in the floor and you take turns, if I have heard right.

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On Apr 3, 9:35 am, Gelly wrote:
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> Women can pee standing up. It's very simple. You just can't point, you
> have to go straight down. You can do it if you are careful. Just stand
> with your legs apart and don't hit your feet.
>
> Have you ever heard of the toilets in some eastern countries? Just a
> hole in the ground...like a drain... even for #2 I believe, you just
> squat over it... this is in the public bathrooms too... no stalls,
> just one hole in the floor and you take turns, if I have heard right.

Western women cannot squat like eastern women! You have very weak
calf muscles compared to an Asian woman. In Germany, men cannot piss
against the wall!

<chessucat twitches>

On Wed, 02 Apr 2008 13:22:10 -0700, chessucat wrote:

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> On Apr 2, 2:15Â*pm, "Quiet Neighbor" chastised:
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>> Good grief,
>>
>> Do you want to scare away all the women here?
>>
>> <chessucat looks in mirror and coughs up a furball>
>
> There are NO women here!

Only ladies ;-)
>
> <chessucat twitches>

On Wed, 02 Apr 2008 10:09:34 -0700, chessucat wrote:

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> Amazing Virtual Pee Experience from Japan
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> <http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/superpiipii.html?cpg=70H?>
>
> yesh yesh, girls really like this, they use a strap-on and try pee into
> three toliets without making puddles and hitting the kitty.
>
> <chessucat twitches>

Had to laugh, where do they come up with these ideas!
The worlds highest IQs and what do they do with it, at
least they have a sense of humour even if it's deadpan.