the guy at the convenience store

I just went down to the convenience store to get some ingredients for a cold
snack, and the guy there started engaging me in converstation. He was
talking about my trainers and then was asking a bit about me.

Then he asked about pussy. Down to business. He is foreign and probably
hasn't had any since he got to England

I think he was hoping I could help him meet some women

-- kez

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"Salt Thief" <kelseyl@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message
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>I just went down to the convenience store to get some ingredients for a
>cold snack, and the guy there started engaging me in converstation. He was
>talking about my trainers and then was asking a bit about me.
>
> Then he asked about pussy. Down to business. He is foreign and probably
> hasn't had any since he got to England
>
> I think he was hoping I could help him meet some women
>
> -- kez
>
>

or making a pass at you

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> "Salt Thief" <kelseyl@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message
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>>I just went down to the convenience store to get some ingredients for a
>>cold snack, and the guy there started engaging me in converstation. He was
>>talking about my trainers and then was asking a bit about me.
>>
>> Then he asked about pussy. Down to business. He is foreign and probably
>> hasn't had any since he got to England
>>
>> I think he was hoping I could help him meet some women
>>
>> -- kez
>>
>>
>
> or making a pass at you

I thought that too

Is my arse safe?

-- kez

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> "banjo" <-deeenoregistrar@hotmail.co.uk_no> wrote in message
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>> "Salt Thief" <kelseyl@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message
>> news:51cvceF1js1q8U1@mid.individual.net...
>>>I just went down to the convenience store to get some ingredients for a
>>>cold snack, and the guy there started engaging me in converstation. He
>>>was talking about my trainers and then was asking a bit about me.
>>>
>>> Then he asked about pussy. Down to business. He is foreign and probably
>>> hasn't had any since he got to England
>>>
>>> I think he was hoping I could help him meet some women
>>>
>>> -- kez
>>>
>>>
>>
>> or making a pass at you
>
> I thought that too
>
> Is my arse safe?
>
> -- kez
>
>

if he is, you could allways put a wig down the rear of your pants, then tell
him you have a big hairy puss.

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>> "banjo" <-deeenoregistrar@hotmail.co.uk_no> wrote in message
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>>> "Salt Thief" <kelseyl@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message
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>>>>I just went down to the convenience store to get some ingredients for a
>>>>cold snack, and the guy there started engaging me in converstation. He
>>>>was talking about my trainers and then was asking a bit about me.
>>>>
>>>> Then he asked about pussy. Down to business. He is foreign and probably
>>>> hasn't had any since he got to England
>>>>
>>>> I think he was hoping I could help him meet some women
>>>>
>>>> -- kez
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>> or making a pass at you
>>
>> I thought that too
>>
>> Is my arse safe?
>>
>> -- kez
>>
>>
>
> if he is, you could allways put a wig down the rear of your pants, then
> tell him you have a big hairy puss.

it's hairy already