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Old 01-14-2007, 01:40 AM
Kane
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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night

and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a

big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that

after dinner, she would like to go out and make love

for the first time.

* * * * * * * * *

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex

before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get

some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and

the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and

sex.

* * * * * * * * *

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many

condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family

pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he

thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

* * * * * * * * *

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents

house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm

so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

* * * * * * * * *

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table

where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly

offers to say grace and bows his head.

* * * * * * * * *

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,

with his head down.

* * * * * * * * *

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

* * * * * * * * *

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the

girlfriend leans over and whispers to the

boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

* * * * * * * *

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your

father was a pharmacist."

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Old 01-14-2007, 01:40 AM
Luke Flyswatter
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Heheheheheh...good one, Kane.

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Old 01-14-2007, 01:40 AM
Twanger the Frog
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Hysterical humor.

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Old 01-14-2007, 01:40 AM
Twanger the Frog
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Is it possible that
"heheheheheh"
is incorrect english and that
"hehehehehehe"
Is the correct spelling?
I'm all spitzfered out for now.
This web site is a maze of bad english.
"Mufffted"

I s more correctly rendered as,
" Mufffftde"

I am appalled at the degradation of our mother tongue.
Gole Dang It it all to fritezen fratzen!!!

Live here, speak English!
Or we will grind your flesh and bones under the american juggernaut
because....

Because???!!!!???

Because we had an open border so that we could feel this way today.

Speak the freaken true Anglo tongue and muff your trillings concerning
the wax and the greaseof political machinery.

SPEAKETH THEE OUT!!!!!!

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Old 01-14-2007, 01:40 AM
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I think everyone should speak English, but in Accents. I love accents.
Borat has a pretty good one.

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Old 01-14-2007, 01:40 AM
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Borat?
I'm uncertain if that is Porto Rico or India.

I'lll bet India?

The indigenous name for Porto Rica sounds like that. And the Indians
have some ancient unifying effect and they labeled the place Borat or
something similar.

Its Porto Rico, right?

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Old 01-14-2007, 01:40 AM
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"Twanger the Frog" <damodara@webtv.net> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
news:21332-4571D0EF-766@storefull-3236.bay.webtv.net...
> Borat?
> I'm uncertain if that is Porto Rico or India.
>
> I'lll bet India?
>
> The indigenous name for Porto Rica sounds like that. And the Indians
> have some ancient unifying effect and they labeled the place Borat or
> something similar.
>
> Its Porto Rico, right?
>


Damo,
Borat is the name of a movie figuere supposed to be from Kasachstan or
something like that.


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Old 01-14-2007, 01:41 AM
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Borat is supposed to be from Russia. I just saw his movie - pretty
funny. My favorite part is where he stays at a bed and breakfast,
hosted by a jewish couple. The people from his village are afraid of
jews.
Adding to the accent thing, my wife has a cute accent. She leaves out
articles and makes her sound like a cavewoman.

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Old 01-14-2007, 01:41 AM
daytime
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Luke Flyswatter wrote:
> Borat is supposed to be from Russia. I just saw his movie - pretty
> funny. My favorite part is where he stays at a bed and breakfast,
> hosted by a jewish couple. The people from his village are afraid of
> jews.
> Adding to the accent thing, my wife has a cute accent. She leaves out
> articles and makes her sound like a cavewoman.


Borat is very funny-did you know the guy who plays him is a jewish
dude?

Heres a joke
Man says to his wife"I want you to tell me something that will make me
laugh and cry at the same time........"
She says "Ok-you have a bigger dick than your brother"

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Old 01-14-2007, 01:41 AM
daytime
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Luke Flyswatter wrote:
> Borat is supposed to be from Russia. I just saw his movie - pretty
> funny. My favorite part is where he stays at a bed and breakfast,
> hosted by a jewish couple. The people from his village are afraid of
> jews.
> Adding to the accent thing, my wife has a cute accent. She leaves out
> articles and makes her sound like a cavewoman.


Borat is very funny-did you know the guy who plays him is a jewish
dude?

Heres a joke
Man says to his wife"I want you to tell me something that will make me
laugh and cry at the same time........"
She says "Ok-you have a bigger dick than your brother"

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Old 01-14-2007, 01:41 AM
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someone on alt.sz once posted links to some very funny borat videos
(before he was famous). here they are again:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...154561&pl=true
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...=borat&pl=true


Luke Flyswatter wrote:
> Borat is supposed to be from Russia. I just saw his movie - pretty
> funny. My favorite part is where he stays at a bed and breakfast,
> hosted by a jewish couple. The people from his village are afraid of
> jews.
> Adding to the accent thing, my wife has a cute accent. She leaves out
> articles and makes her sound like a cavewoman.


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Old 01-14-2007, 01:41 AM
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That's a famous joke from where I was raised. If I had a brother, I'm
sure I'd be the butt of that joke. Instead I had a sister who screwed
almost all my friends - or kissed them.

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Old 01-14-2007, 01:41 AM
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"Luke Flyswatter" <chewie_roar@hotmail.com> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
news:1165163030.062034.263380@16g2000cwy.googlegro ups.com...
> Borat is supposed to be from Russia. I just saw his movie - pretty
> funny. My favorite part is where he stays at a bed and breakfast,
> hosted by a jewish couple. The people from his village are afraid of
> jews.
> Adding to the accent thing, my wife has a cute accent. She leaves out
> articles and makes her sound like a cavewoman.
>


No he´s from kasachstan!
End!


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Old 01-14-2007, 01:41 AM
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"Luke Flyswatter" <chewie_roar@hotmail.com> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
news:1165163030.062034.263380@16g2000cwy.googlegro ups.com...
> Borat is supposed to be from Russia. I just saw his movie - pretty
> funny. My favorite part is where he stays at a bed and breakfast,
> hosted by a jewish couple. The people from his village are afraid of
> jews.
> Adding to the accent thing, my wife has a cute accent. She leaves out
> articles and makes her sound like a cavewoman.
>


You probably mismatch Russia with kasachstan, because kasachstan was once a
part of russia.


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Old 01-14-2007, 01:41 AM
Luke Flyswatter
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Ok, Kasachstan, near Russia.

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Old 01-14-2007, 01:41 AM
daytime
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durazno wrote:
> someone on alt.sz once posted links to some very funny borat videos
> (before he was famous). here they are again:
>
> http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...154561&pl=true
> http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...=borat&pl=true
>
>
> Luke Flyswatter wrote:
> > Borat is supposed to be from Russia. I just saw his movie - pretty
> > funny. My favorite part is where he stays at a bed and breakfast,
> > hosted by a jewish couple. The people from his village are afraid of
> > jews.
> > Adding to the accent thing, my wife has a cute accent. She leaves out
> > articles and makes her sound like a cavewoman.


those links are very funny-I like the new age dance centre,only in
Amorica

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Old 01-14-2007, 01:41 AM
Twanger the Frog
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Its also near china and aphganistan.

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Old 01-14-2007, 01:41 AM
Luke Flyswatter
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You been there too? Maybe you know my cousin Anand.

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Old 01-14-2007, 01:41 AM
Luke Flyswatter
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Acutally he's my nephew. I'm not used to being an uncle.

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