moo boom

there is a cow in a hindu temple here in Britain which is sick wtih TB
and is due to be destroyed

why not make it a tourist spectacle

simple feed gelignite to said cow and stick a wick up it's arse

soon enough it will explode and die for ever

and everyone will politely clap and be happy forever (apart from
McDonalds)

-- kez

Even the Moslems are carrying radio controlled bombs these days.
The guy who gets to b exploded doesn't even carry the trigger.
Its a radio controled explosive.

Wouldn't need no wick type thing anymore.