my very short "life is a cranberry" speech

Don't jump to facile conclusions. It's not that "life is a bowl of
cherries." It's that we juice a cranberry, and mix their juice with the
juice of other cranberries, then drink the mixture so that we can be
nourished and refreshed. In the same way our deaders ("souls") juice our
lives of our experience, and mix it with the experience of the lives of our
selves on other timelines/in other realities and somehow consume it so
_they_ can be nourished and refreshed. And they don't know what they're
doing to us any more than we know what we're doing to each individual
cranberry. Or do they have any more sense of involvement in it. The joke, of
course, is that God has some analogous relationship to deaders that our
deaders have to us as individuals in single realities.

The whole thing is at once beautiful and horrible. And, ultimately, the smug
and self-satisfied Celestial Pedophile is ultimately responsible for
bringing this unconscionable order of things into existence.

Miki

On Jan 30, 10:49 am, "Miki Kocic" <relapcc...@yahoo.ca> wrote:
> Don't jump to facile conclusions. It's not that "life is a bowl of
> cherries." It's that we juice a cranberry, and mix their juice with the
> juice of other cranberries, then drink the mixture so that we can be
> nourished and refreshed. In the same way our deaders ("souls") juice our
> lives of our experience, and mix it with the experience of the lives of our
> selves on other timelines/in other realities and somehow consume it so
> _they_ can be nourished and refreshed. And they don't know what they're
> doing to us any more than we know what we're doing to each individual
> cranberry. Or do they have any more sense of involvement in it. The joke, of
> course, is that God has some analogous relationship to deaders that our
> deaders have to us as individuals in single realities.
>
> The whole thing is at once beautiful and horrible. And, ultimately, the smug
> and self-satisfied Celestial Pedophile is ultimately responsible for
> bringing this unconscionable order of things into existence.
>
> Miki


I must have missed a thread somewhere about the Celestial
Pedophile... ?

"Gelly" <Gelly.D@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:625c1513-146c-46c7-9733-20cb3fdc44ed@v46g2000hsv.googlegroups.com...
> On Jan 30, 10:49 am, "Miki Kocic" <relapcc...@yahoo.ca> wrote:
>> Don't jump to facile conclusions. It's not that "life is a bowl of
>> cherries." It's that we juice a cranberry, and mix their juice with the
>> juice of other cranberries, then drink the mixture so that we can be
>> nourished and refreshed. In the same way our deaders ("souls") juice our
>> lives of our experience, and mix it with the experience of the lives of
>> our
>> selves on other timelines/in other realities and somehow consume it so
>> _they_ can be nourished and refreshed. And they don't know what they're
>> doing to us any more than we know what we're doing to each individual
>> cranberry. Or do they have any more sense of involvement in it. The joke,
>> of
>> course, is that God has some analogous relationship to deaders that our
>> deaders have to us as individuals in single realities.
>>
>> The whole thing is at once beautiful and horrible. And, ultimately, the
>> smug
>> and self-satisfied Celestial Pedophile is ultimately responsible for
>> bringing this unconscionable order of things into existence.
>>
>> Miki
>
>
> I must have missed a thread somewhere about the Celestial
> Pedophile... ?

Oh, that's just my name for what other people call "God," on the grounds
that His "love" for His children is exactly like the "love" that a pedophile
experiences for the children he molests.

And, please, no glib and pat jumping to facile conclusions. I've never been
sexually abused by anyone. Much as the sexual-abuse-survivor industry would
love to have me as its spokesman and mouthpiece, I just don't qualify.

Miki

The amazing Miki Kocic performed a daring feat and wrote:
>
> "Gelly" <Gelly.D@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:625c1513-146c-46c7-9733-20cb3fdc44ed@v46g2000hsv.googlegroups.com...
>> On Jan 30, 10:49 am, "Miki Kocic" <relapcc...@yahoo.ca> wrote:
>>> Don't jump to facile conclusions. It's not that "life is a bowl of
>>> cherries." It's that we juice a cranberry, and mix their juice with the
>>> juice of other cranberries, then drink the mixture so that we can be
>>> nourished and refreshed. In the same way our deaders ("souls") juice our
>>> lives of our experience, and mix it with the experience of the lives of
>>> our
>>> selves on other timelines/in other realities and somehow consume it so
>>> _they_ can be nourished and refreshed. And they don't know what they're
>>> doing to us any more than we know what we're doing to each individual
>>> cranberry. Or do they have any more sense of involvement in it. The joke,
>>> of
>>> course, is that God has some analogous relationship to deaders that our
>>> deaders have to us as individuals in single realities.
>>>
>>> The whole thing is at once beautiful and horrible. And, ultimately, the
>>> smug
>>> and self-satisfied Celestial Pedophile is ultimately responsible for
>>> bringing this unconscionable order of things into existence.
>>>
>>> Miki
>>
>>
>> I must have missed a thread somewhere about the Celestial
>> Pedophile... ?
>
> Oh, that's just my name for what other people call "God," on the grounds
> that His "love" for His children is exactly like the "love" that a pedophile
> experiences for the children he molests.
>
> And, please, no glib and pat jumping to facile conclusions. I've never been
> sexually abused by anyone. Much as the sexual-abuse-survivor industry would
> love to have me as its spokesman and mouthpiece, I just don't qualify.
>
> Miki

I wouldn't equate God's love to that of a pedophile at all. But you
expected that from me didn't you? Any life seems better than no life.
People fight for life every day on this Earth. People are fighting for
chances, for information (visual, auditory, ...), for some hope.

"imaginator" <georgepsSPAMMENOT@xmission.com> wrote in message
news:fnqm0b$h18$1@news.xmission.com...
> The amazing Miki Kocic performed a daring feat and wrote:
>>
>> "Gelly" <Gelly.D@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:625c1513-146c-46c7-9733-20cb3fdc44ed@v46g2000hsv.googlegroups.com...
>>> On Jan 30, 10:49 am, "Miki Kocic" <relapcc...@yahoo.ca> wrote:
>>>> Don't jump to facile conclusions. It's not that "life is a bowl of
>>>> cherries." It's that we juice a cranberry, and mix their juice with the
>>>> juice of other cranberries, then drink the mixture so that we can be
>>>> nourished and refreshed. In the same way our deaders ("souls") juice
>>>> our
>>>> lives of our experience, and mix it with the experience of the lives of
>>>> our
>>>> selves on other timelines/in other realities and somehow consume it so
>>>> _they_ can be nourished and refreshed. And they don't know what they're
>>>> doing to us any more than we know what we're doing to each individual
>>>> cranberry. Or do they have any more sense of involvement in it. The
>>>> joke,
>>>> of
>>>> course, is that God has some analogous relationship to deaders that our
>>>> deaders have to us as individuals in single realities.
>>>>
>>>> The whole thing is at once beautiful and horrible. And, ultimately, the
>>>> smug
>>>> and self-satisfied Celestial Pedophile is ultimately responsible for
>>>> bringing this unconscionable order of things into existence.
>>>>
>>>> Miki
>>>
>>>
>>> I must have missed a thread somewhere about the Celestial
>>> Pedophile... ?
>>
>> Oh, that's just my name for what other people call "God," on the grounds
>> that His "love" for His children is exactly like the "love" that a
>> pedophile
>> experiences for the children he molests.
>>
>> And, please, no glib and pat jumping to facile conclusions. I've never
>> been
>> sexually abused by anyone. Much as the sexual-abuse-survivor industry
>> would
>> love to have me as its spokesman and mouthpiece, I just don't qualify.
>>
>> Miki
>
> I wouldn't equate God's love to that of a pedophile at all. But you
> expected that from me didn't you? Any life seems better than no life.
> People fight for life every day on this Earth. People are fighting for
> chances, for information (visual, auditory, ...), for some hope.

People are fools. Life is not worth fighting for. It is the chewtoy of
tormentors, a vile and misbegotten thing meant to cause glee to an
egocentric Child that enjoys pulling the wings of butterflies.

Miki

Maybe the creator really is a creature that eats life forces when death
occurs. Maybe we are just cattle and a renewable source of energy.

girl

"Miki Kocic" <relapcchio@yahoo.ca> wrote in message
news:13q1algfq306160@corp.supernews.com...
> Don't jump to facile conclusions. It's not that "life is a bowl of
> cherries." It's that we juice a cranberry, and mix their juice with the
> juice of other cranberries, then drink the mixture so that we can be
> nourished and refreshed. In the same way our deaders ("souls") juice our
> lives of our experience, and mix it with the experience of the lives of
> our selves on other timelines/in other realities and somehow consume it so
> _they_ can be nourished and refreshed. And they don't know what they're
> doing to us any more than we know what we're doing to each individual
> cranberry. Or do they have any more sense of involvement in it. The joke,
> of course, is that God has some analogous relationship to deaders that our
> deaders have to us as individuals in single realities.
>
> The whole thing is at once beautiful and horrible. And, ultimately, the
> smug and self-satisfied Celestial Pedophile is ultimately responsible for
> bringing this unconscionable order of things into existence.
>
> Miki
>

On Jan 30, 7:06 pm, "girl30" <girl30us2...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Maybe the creator really is a creature that eats life forces when death
> occurs. Maybe we are just cattle and a renewable source of energy.
>
> girl
>

I have often believed that human pain, at least, feeds some spiritual
entity out there...

girl30 wrote:
> Maybe the creator really is a creature that eats life forces when death
> occurs. Maybe we are just cattle and a renewable source of energy.
>
> girl

Sounds like you've been watching too many Matrix films...

The Matrix was debunked by some mathematicians. It takes more energy to
produce humans than could be gained. It's probably easily found on
Google. Also, why can't the computerized people in the matrix create a
bullet so big it just kills anyone? They seemingly can morph into many
other things, so why not giant bullets?

I know most of us here have suffered more than the average person, but
most of that hurt is caused by other people, and not God.


> "Miki Kocic" <relapcchio@yahoo.ca> wrote in message
> news:13q1algfq306160@corp.supernews.com...
>> Don't jump to facile conclusions. It's not that "life is a bowl of
>> cherries." It's that we juice a cranberry, and mix their juice with the
>> juice of other cranberries, then drink the mixture so that we can be
>> nourished and refreshed. In the same way our deaders ("souls") juice our
>> lives of our experience, and mix it with the experience of the lives of
>> our selves on other timelines/in other realities and somehow consume it so
>> _they_ can be nourished and refreshed. And they don't know what they're
>> doing to us any more than we know what we're doing to each individual
>> cranberry. Or do they have any more sense of involvement in it. The joke,
>> of course, is that God has some analogous relationship to deaders that our
>> deaders have to us as individuals in single realities.
>>
>> The whole thing is at once beautiful and horrible. And, ultimately, the
>> smug and self-satisfied Celestial Pedophile is ultimately responsible for
>> bringing this unconscionable order of things into existence.
>>
>> Miki
>>
>
>

God controls everything and is ultimately responsible for what people do, if
only because he created us to be able to cause hurt to each other.

I like the way you glibly diverted discussion to a piece of popular trash
like the Matrix. People were discussing serious issues until you did your
duty to Yahweh by throwing a monkey wrench into it.

Miki

"George Peter Staplin" <georgepsSPAMMENOT@xmission.com> wrote in message
news:fnra56$r7$1@news.xmission.com...
> girl30 wrote:
>> Maybe the creator really is a creature that eats life forces when death
>> occurs. Maybe we are just cattle and a renewable source of energy.
>>
>> girl
>
> Sounds like you've been watching too many Matrix films...
>
> The Matrix was debunked by some mathematicians. It takes more energy to
> produce humans than could be gained. It's probably easily found on
> Google. Also, why can't the computerized people in the matrix create a
> bullet so big it just kills anyone? They seemingly can morph into many
> other things, so why not giant bullets?
>
> I know most of us here have suffered more than the average person, but
> most of that hurt is caused by other people, and not God.
>
>
>> "Miki Kocic" <relapcchio@yahoo.ca> wrote in message
>> news:13q1algfq306160@corp.supernews.com...
>>> Don't jump to facile conclusions. It's not that "life is a bowl of
>>> cherries." It's that we juice a cranberry, and mix their juice with the
>>> juice of other cranberries, then drink the mixture so that we can be
>>> nourished and refreshed. In the same way our deaders ("souls") juice our
>>> lives of our experience, and mix it with the experience of the lives of
>>> our selves on other timelines/in other realities and somehow consume it
>>> so
>>> _they_ can be nourished and refreshed. And they don't know what they're
>>> doing to us any more than we know what we're doing to each individual
>>> cranberry. Or do they have any more sense of involvement in it. The
>>> joke,
>>> of course, is that God has some analogous relationship to deaders that
>>> our
>>> deaders have to us as individuals in single realities.
>>>
>>> The whole thing is at once beautiful and horrible. And, ultimately, the
>>> smug and self-satisfied Celestial Pedophile is ultimately responsible
>>> for
>>> bringing this unconscionable order of things into existence.
>>>
>>> Miki
>>>
>>
>>

please add me to your yahoo. I'm relapcchio now. I forget your yahoo id.

Miki

"girl30" <girl30us2001@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:n89oj.84$EF7.63@newsfe06.lga...
> Maybe the creator really is a creature that eats life forces when death
> occurs. Maybe we are just cattle and a renewable source of energy.
>
> girl
>
> "Miki Kocic" <relapcchio@yahoo.ca> wrote in message
> news:13q1algfq306160@corp.supernews.com...
>> Don't jump to facile conclusions. It's not that "life is a bowl of
>> cherries." It's that we juice a cranberry, and mix their juice with the
>> juice of other cranberries, then drink the mixture so that we can be
>> nourished and refreshed. In the same way our deaders ("souls") juice our
>> lives of our experience, and mix it with the experience of the lives of
>> our selves on other timelines/in other realities and somehow consume it
>> so _they_ can be nourished and refreshed. And they don't know what
>> they're doing to us any more than we know what we're doing to each
>> individual cranberry. Or do they have any more sense of involvement in
>> it. The joke, of course, is that God has some analogous relationship to
>> deaders that our deaders have to us as individuals in single realities.
>>
>> The whole thing is at once beautiful and horrible. And, ultimately, the
>> smug and self-satisfied Celestial Pedophile is ultimately responsible for
>> bringing this unconscionable order of things into existence.
>>
>> Miki
>>
>
>