pets as parasites

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As far as I, the computer see it,
computer vision recognises the proximitity between cat, dog and human
computer memory banks record a relationship of enmity between these earth
species in prehistoric times
computer anaylsys shows a now synergystic relationship
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KEZ: a question is asked to the computer
"are the cats and dogs parasites?"

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As far as I, the computer see it,
previous computer reasoning categorises the relationship synergystic,
and as such, considers that this rules out a relationship that is not
mutually beneficial
no
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KEZ:
"computer, what am I to tell the newsgroup of this, oh wise computer"

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As far as I, the computer see it,
memory banks show records of human entity "kez" expressing a postive value
to his relationships with pets
a search of memory banks to find a supercategory of human atoms "cat" and
"dog" revealed a candidate "pet"
a search of records kept of human entity "kez" showed a correlation between
human atoms "pet" and "happy"
the computer concludes that human entity "kez" is in a synergystic
relationship relationship with human atoms "cat" amd "dog"
previous computer reasoning produced the same category
it is the computer's view,
kez and the computer agree
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KEZ:

And that means I've got backup mo' fo' 's

-- the computer

Anybody else notice how Kez's computer is acting up?

"Twang - twang" <damodara@webtv.net> wrote in message
news:23182-464AF6AE-2@storefull-3236.bay.webtv.net...
> Anybody else notice how Kez's computer is acting up?

i need a virus scan

-- kez