Real Cause of Earthquakes...

[zerosky]

According to an senior Iranian Cleric the real cause of Earthquakes is not
Tectonic activity along plate margins or faults within the Earths crust but
rather they are caused by 'Promiscuous Women' especially those immodestly
dressed.

http://tinyurl.com/y6bf8uo

[Third_LOOP_Left]

On Tue, 20 Apr 2010 17:23:44 +0100, "zerosky" <[email protected]>
wrote:

>According to an senior Iranian Cleric the real cause of Earthquakes is not
>Tectonic activity along plate margins or faults within the Earths crust but
>rather they are caused by 'Promiscuous Women' especially those immodestly
>dressed.
>
>http://tinyurl.com/y6bf8uo
>

I KNEW it.

I DAMN WELL knew that Lady GaGa caused the volcano eruption in
Iceland.

Up till now I just couldn't figure how. Those enlighted sholars
figured it out for me.

And they call me paranoid! Shesss

-Brian

[Jared]

On Apr 20, 12:23*pm, "zerosky" <zero...@ntlworld.com> wrote:
> According to an senior Iranian Cleric the real cause of Earthquakes is not
> Tectonic activity along plate margins or faults within the Earths crust but
> rather they are caused by 'Promiscuous Women' especially those immodestly
> dressed.

Hundreds of years ago, Westerners believed homosexuals caused
earthquakes. In more modern times, global warming is thought to be a
cause.

I don't really think that Iranian guy's theory is any sillier.