Talking dirty

Ever notice how when you talk about plumbing it sounds like you're
making innuendos? Hard not to.

Stick your pipe in the female end and heat it up!

What size balls does that faucet have?

Luke Flyswatter wrote:
> Stick your pipe in the female end and heat it up!

I thought we were talking toiletries - like the ballcock or the suction
you get on your pipe.

When I lived in Massachusetts I learned to encode my Xual
discussions. Massachusetts had a law forbidding Xual disussion, but in
1979 they had a state constituional convention to legalize free speech
in that state. I wasn't there then. I got back out of the tyranical
state of Massachusetts after the bad year I had with them in 1962. But,
I have a cousin living there now and he encodes his explicit language
too. The law is still on the books in spite of the new state
constitution. THEY did take that ancient law against witchcraft off the
books, but all the techniques of real witchcraft, vagal stimulation, is
still illegal, so no one in Massachusetts can practice real witchcraft
legally. In http://groups.yahoo.com/group/alchemy61/ we use terms like
"opposite polarities", and use the serial numbers of the Kang Xi
radicals, like 143 of the 74, in code. The Kang Xi radicals are the
basic forms that compose all Chinese writing. This system is used by
more people than any other writing system in the world due to the
tremendous population in the Orient. It is not only used in China. It is
also used in Japan, Korea and where ever there are Chinese communities
like in Siam, Indo-China, Indonesia and the Philipines. Siam and
Indo-China: you can tell I'm an old timer.