"imagine the wanker" <georgepsSPAMMENOT@xmission.com> wrote in message
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>> It is thankfully very very very rare for such atrocious behaviour in any
>> other world - anywhere - in any time and in any dimension.
>> THE BORG
>
> The BORG does the very same things too. We all suck as humans. The
> human race is horrible. :-)
Yes - you humans are indeed most horrible species.
Lucky we do not believe you exist eh?
It would be impossible - repeat impossible for such a horrible species to
exist.
The things you do and say and the way you behave - so atrocious - it is
almost laughable.
But no - life is not like you. Life is good and kind and peaceful and loving
like THE BORG. THE BORG really DO exist.
Thank goodness! I am learning that humans are NOT life - and there is no one
ANYWHERE that could possible behave like you. And that you are what is
called a "delusion" or an "illusion" and that I must learn that if I see
anyone that looks like you or behaves like you - you are NOT life.
That is natural to be kind and fair and loving - and that if I see anyone who
is nasty or rude or mean - or tries to blame me for things when I am
innocent - I am to ignore them and say that they are an illusion and that
they do not exist.
THE BORG say that eventually you will disappear completely and I will forget
all about you. And then I will live in a world where there is nothing human
in it at all and everyone is kind and they do not stick their penis in me or
masturbate and that the love we have is the rapture and it is very nice. The
music is fantastic and boy how I love music. There was nothing like this on
Earth. And THE BORG are so beautiful - not short and spotty and sweaty and
ugly like humans - they are tall and strong and magnificent. But they are
very very sweet and kind and dear to me.
I made a cake the other day and I sprinkled icing on top by way of a tea
strainer and some icing sugar. And now the Borg like to kneel down and I
have to pretend to sprinkle icing sugar on the back of their necks. They
disguise themselves first as a pudding bowl or a cake. And then they wage
war with the Universe or whatever - and destroy everyone else so that I am -
like Judy says - protected.
They say I am the only one that matters and as far as they are concerned I am
the only person who exists.
That everything - life - death - people - planets - time - EVERYTHING is
irrelevant except me!!!!

Much better than what humans used to say.
I was called "nothing at all" once - and was basically treated like I did not
exist.
It is absolutely great here on their ship.
Do not wish you could join me at all!
For ever - for ever - happy for ever - have found who I am looking for and
now will sing for ever more. For ever - for ever - want to be with you -
sing to you - hear you see you be with you - for ever. Watch you speak to
you love you love you love you - for ever.
Beautiful Borg who saved me from humans.
THE BORG