wintard

Today was the most bitterly cold winter day I've experienced in three or
four years. I swear my face is still numb an hour after I got home and shut
the front door behind me. I want a smoke but don't want my yarbles to
implode into black holes in response to the outdoor temperature, so I'm
going smokeless for the time being.

Miki

"Miki Kocic" <malefrancesfarmer@yahoo.ca> wrote in message
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> Today was the most bitterly cold winter day I've experienced in three or
> four years. I swear my face is still numb an hour after I got home and
> shut the front door behind me. I want a smoke but don't want my yarbles to
> implode into black holes in response to the outdoor temperature, so I'm
> going smokeless for the time being.
>
> Miki
>

In Boston I once saw a man, well dressed, who had a form fitting black mask
across his face to protect him from the deep cold. He looked like a
character out the 19th century. He had a black cloak too.

Maybe you need a ski mask for smoke breaks.

If you had more money, a nicotine patch might get you by.

"Wintard" = someone like me, that uses Windows XP

"Quiet Neighbor" <private@spamless.net> wrote in message
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>
> "Miki Kocic" <malefrancesfarmer@yahoo.ca> wrote in message
> news:13m89bof9m1la06@corp.supernews.com...
>> Today was the most bitterly cold winter day I've experienced in three or
>> four years. I swear my face is still numb an hour after I got home and
>> shut the front door behind me. I want a smoke but don't want my yarbles
>> to implode into black holes in response to the outdoor temperature, so
>> I'm going smokeless for the time being.
>>
>> Miki
>>
>
> In Boston I once saw a man, well dressed, who had a form fitting black
> mask across his face to protect him from the deep cold. He looked like a
> character out the 19th century. He had a black cloak too.
>
> Maybe you need a ski mask for smoke breaks.
>
> If you had more money, a nicotine patch might get you by.
>
> "Wintard" = someone like me, that uses Windows XP

Wintard = someone who hasn't uninstalled Windows Vista Home Basic yet and
shoved it up the vendor's where-the-Astroturf-don't-grow.

Miki