YOU KNOW YOU'RE ADDICTED TO THE INTERNET WHEN...

.. Your bookmarks takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.
.. You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved and you
don't have a clue when it happened.

.. All of your friends have an @ in their names.

.. You've already visited all the links at Yahoo and you're halfway through
Excite.

.. You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.

.. Your phone bill is delivered in a box.

.. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail
on the way back to bed.

.. The last girl you picked up was only a jpeg.

.. You forget what year it is.

.. You begin to wonder how on earth your service provider is allowed to call
200 hours per month "unlimited."