cooking accident. I will sue

I was cooking potatoes pretty much according
to jef.'s potato recipe. I cut my thumb, not bad
but I think I can sue AS3 for all it's got!

Just send the $ to:

jacks
Corn Ave
Butfuk Missouri, luvas3

jef's people and my people will meet in the AM.
The AS3 people will be standing by.
Also, I burned my hand and slipped on a potato
slice. We are talking brain damage, now.
AS3 will pay me millions.

You guys got millions, right?

jacks

"Sue" <wrote in message ..
> On Sat, 21 Jul 2007 19:49:39 -0500, "jacks" <> wrote:
>
>>I was cooking potatoes pretty much according
>>to jef.'s potato recipe. I cut my thumb, not bad
>>but I think I can sue AS3 for all it's got!
>>
>>Just send the $ to:
>>
>> jacks
>>Corn Ave
>>Butfuk Missouri, luvas3
>
> Hey!! Jef's recipe so sue Jef. He's probably got more money than the
> rest of us put together anyway. )
> Sue
>
>>
>>

On Jul 21, 9:23 pm, "jacks" <ja...@nospam.corn> wrote:
> jef's people and my people will meet in the AM.
> The AS3 people will be standing by.
> Also, I burned my hand and slipped on a potato
> slice. We are talking brain damage, now.
> AS3 will pay me millions.
>
> You guys got millions, right?
>
> jacks
>
> "Sue" <wrote in message ..
>
>
>
> > On Sat, 21 Jul 2007 19:49:39 -0500, "jacks" <> wrote:
>
> >>I was cooking potatoes pretty much according
> >>to jef.'s potato recipe. I cut my thumb, not bad
> >>but I think I can sue AS3 for all it's got!
>
> >>Just send the $ to:
>
> >> jacks
> >>Corn Ave
> >>Butfuk Missouri, luvas3
>
> > Hey!! Jef's recipe so sue Jef. He's probably got more money than the
> > rest of us put together anyway. )
> > Sue- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

Damn right we do - especially Jef. - he's the "big bucks" guy - go
after him. The rest of us are pretty destitute.

"jacks" wrote
> You guys got millions, right?
>

One time, a few years ago, there was a woman that was going to marry me for
my money......... but she decided there was an easier way to make fourteen
dollars......
--
Les Stewart 7y+
Beaumont, TX 30ºN 94ºW

"jacks" <jacks@nospam.corn> wrote in message news:f7ubkp$sjb$1@aioe.org...
> jef's people and my people will meet in the AM.
> The AS3 people will be standing by.
> Also, I burned my hand and slipped on a potato
> slice. We are talking brain damage, now.
> AS3 will pay me millions.
>
> You guys got millions, right?
>
> jacks


Oh sure!!! I can write ya check for my part right now!!!LOL
Becky
One month, two weeks, five days, 25 minutes and 36 seconds. 2450 cigarettes
not smoked, saving $227.93. Life saved: 1 week, 1 day, 12 hours, 10 minutes.




>
> "Sue" <wrote in message ..
>> On Sat, 21 Jul 2007 19:49:39 -0500, "jacks" <> wrote:
>>
>>>I was cooking potatoes pretty much according
>>>to jef.'s potato recipe. I cut my thumb, not bad
>>>but I think I can sue AS3 for all it's got!
>>>
>>>Just send the $ to:
>>>
>>> jacks
>>>Corn Ave
>>>Butfuk Missouri, luvas3
>>
>> Hey!! Jef's recipe so sue Jef. He's probably got more money than the
>> rest of us put together anyway. )
>> Sue
>>
>>>
>>>
>
>

Jacks, don't worry. I'll have my pussy go out to the park tomorrow
with a tin cup and a sign that he's a destitute Vetern [he lost a leg
in an accident years ago] and see how many nickels he can get and I'll
send them to ya!

FlatironMike
Five months, one week, four days, 4 hours, 4 minutes and 2 seconds.
3223 cigarettes not smoked, saving $966.77. Life saved: 1 week, 4
days, 4 hours, 35 minutes.

On 22 Jul, 01:49, "jacks" <ja...@nospam.corn> wrote:
> I was cooking potatoes pretty much according
> to jef.'s potato recipe. I cut my thumb, not bad
> but I think I can sue AS3 for all it's got!
>
> Just send the $ to:
>
> jacks
> Corn Ave
> Butfuk Missouri, luvas3

Unlucky Jacks not that I'm degrading your injury or anything. Potatoes
are serious things and must never be trifled with (mmmm potato trifle
you heard it here first) people leave em lying around there kitchens
willy nillyly, they are tantamount to fucking land mines.

Did you by any chance risk assess the offending potato ? .... Was it a
rouge one that had it in for you ? these questions have to be asked
mate. If they get you on the stand and the man gets you to swear on
King Edward and you crumble (mmmm potato crumble) when a potato
expert cross examines ..... well you had better have your story
straight.

If you get in wrong ATF agents will be digging into your sordid
vegetable past....and we don't want that now do we ? remember the corn
cob scandal. It's your call.

Chris

On Sun, 22 Jul 2007 02:08:58 -0700, eightpans
<chrisconro@googlemail.com> wrote:

>On 22 Jul, 01:49, "jacks" <ja...@nospam.corn> wrote:
>> I was cooking potatoes pretty much according
>> to jef.'s potato recipe. I cut my thumb, not bad
>> but I think I can sue AS3 for all it's got!
>>
>> Just send the $ to:
>>
>> jacks
>> Corn Ave
>> Butfuk Missouri, luvas3
>
>Unlucky Jacks not that I'm degrading your injury or anything. Potatoes
>are serious things and must never be trifled with (mmmm potato trifle
>you heard it here first) people leave em lying around there kitchens
>willy nillyly, they are tantamount to fucking land mines.
>
>Did you by any chance risk assess the offending potato ? .... Was it a
>rouge one that had it in for you ?

I read the forgoing sentence and thought "WTF? Was the potato wearing
makeup? Did it bat its eyes at jacks?" Oh, rogue!!

> these questions have to be asked
>mate. If they get you on the stand and the man gets you to swear on
>King Edward and you crumble (mmmm potato crumble) when a potato
>expert cross examines ..... well you had better have your story
>straight.
>
>If you get in wrong ATF agents will be digging into your sordid
>vegetable past....and we don't want that now do we ? remember the corn
>cob scandal. It's your call.

ATF - is that the All Tuber Front? Nasty group, they are.

>
>Chris

Thanks for the laughs, Chris.
Sue

"jacks" <jacks@nospam.corn> schreef in bericht news:f7ubkp$sjb$1@aioe.org...

> Also, I burned my hand and slipped on a potato
> slice. We are talking brain damage, now.
> AS3 will pay me millions.

Noooooo you will thank AS3 on your hands an knees now cuz you lost the
portion of your brain, responsible for cravings! Billing on the way, btw.
^_^

On Jul 21, 9:23 pm, "jacks" <ja...@nospam.corn> wrote:
> jef's people and my people will meet in the AM.
> The AS3 people will be standing by.
> Also, I burned my hand and slipped on a potato
> slice. We are talking brain damage, now.
> AS3 will pay me millions.
>
> You guys got millions, right?
>
> jacks
>
> "Sue" <wrote in message ..
>
>
>
> > On Sat, 21 Jul 2007 19:49:39 -0500, "jacks" <> wrote:
>
> >>I was cooking potatoes pretty much according
> >>to jef.'s potato recipe. I cut my thumb, not bad
> >>but I think I can sue AS3 for all it's got!
>
> >>Just send the $ to:
>
> >> jacks
> >>Corn Ave
> >>Butfuk Missouri, luvas3
>
> > Hey!! Jef's recipe so sue Jef. He's probably got more money than the
> > rest of us put together anyway. )
> > Sue- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

Jacks..you're gonna need a lawyer....so I'm your man !
Am I an Attorney ???
No..............
but I just stayed at a Holiday Inn last night....and was watching TV
reruns of Matlock.
SN
One month, five days, 21 hours, 54 minutes and 7 seconds.
897 cigarettes not smoked, saving $143.65. Life saved: 3 days, 2
hours, 45 minutes.

On Jul 22, 12:45 pm, SilentNight <M.Better...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Jul 21, 9:23 pm, "jacks" <ja...@nospam.corn> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > jef's people and my people will meet in the AM.
> > The AS3 people will be standing by.
> > Also, I burned my hand and slipped on a potato
> > slice. We are talking brain damage, now.
> > AS3 will pay me millions.
>
> > You guys got millions, right?
>
> > jacks
>
> > "Sue" <wrote in message ..
>
> > > On Sat, 21 Jul 2007 19:49:39 -0500, "jacks" <> wrote:
>
> > >>I was cooking potatoes pretty much according
> > >>to jef.'s potato recipe. I cut my thumb, not bad
> > >>but I think I can sue AS3 for all it's got!
>
> > >>Just send the $ to:
>
> > >> jacks
> > >>Corn Ave
> > >>Butfuk Missouri, luvas3
>
> > > Hey!! Jef's recipe so sue Jef. He's probably got more money than the
> > > rest of us put together anyway. )
> > > Sue- Hide quoted text -
>
> > - Show quoted text -
>
> Jacks..you're gonna need a lawyer....so I'm your man !
> Am I an Attorney ???
> No..............
> but I just stayed at a Holiday Inn last night....and was watching TV
> reruns of Matlock.
> SN
> One month, five days, 21 hours, 54 minutes and 7 seconds.
> 897 cigarettes not smoked, saving $143.65. Life saved: 3 days, 2
> hours, 45 minutes.- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

I looked up the source of your injury..and did a backround check...I
keep coming up with Dan Quayle's photo ??? WTF?
Better checking my spilling.
Chris is right....Its imperative we set up a meeting.
I cant right now, Im in Iowa, defending some Corn Cob - but before I
see you, I think I better book a flight to Idaho and speak to the
'Head' spud.
He should be easy to spot, says he'll be wearing Big black rimmed
glasses.
I was told to not say anything about his nose.
Stay cool - be Chipper...dont get RUFFLED...cuz if you do, this thing
could go sour cream and onion in a heartbeat.
SN

I think you'll need to assemble a crack legal team. Allow me to offer
my expertise. As you may know, I assisted in the infamous asparagus
damages lawsuit of 1994, as well as the tomato suit which remains in
litigation.

On Sun, 22 Jul 2007 10:43:02 -0700, writer272002
<writer272002@gmail.com> wrote:

>I think you'll need to assemble a crack legal team. Allow me to offer
>my expertise. As you may know, I assisted in the infamous asparagus
>damages lawsuit of 1994,

Someone was playing stoop tag in the asparagus patch? That *would* be
painful if you squatted too low. Ouch!! Who do you blame though?
Sue

> as well as the tomato suit which remains in
>litigation.

Let me be the first to say... ***GROAN***

"SilentNight" <M.BetterOff@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1185123503.495856.191690@n2g2000hse.googlegro ups.com...
> I cant right now, Im in Iowa, defending some Corn Cob - but before I
> see you, I think I better book a flight to Idaho and speak to the
> 'Head' spud.
> He should be easy to spot, says he'll be wearing Big black rimmed
> glasses.
> I was told to not say anything about his nose.
> Stay cool - be Chipper...dont get RUFFLED...cuz if you do, this thing
> could go sour cream and onion in a heartbeat.
> SN
>

On Sat, 21 Jul 2007 20:23:30 -0500, "jacks" <jacks@nospam.corn> wrote:


>You guys got millions, right?

Sure! I'll just write you a check, if that's OK?

--
BessieBee

"OK, so what's the speed of dark?"
Steven Wright

$$$ on the way sweetie!!!!!

xoxo



"jacks" <jacks@nospam.corn> wrote in message news:f7u9ja$nqa$1@aioe.org...
>I was cooking potatoes pretty much according
> to jef.'s potato recipe. I cut my thumb, not bad
> but I think I can sue AS3 for all it's got!
>
> Just send the $ to:
>
> jacks
> Corn Ave
> Butfuk Missouri, luvas3
>
>
>

On 22 Jul, 16:29, Sue <sebr...@thegrid.net> wrote:
> On Sun, 22 Jul 2007 02:08:58 -0700, eightpans
>
>
>
> <chrisco...@googlemail.com> wrote:
> >On 22 Jul, 01:49, "jacks" <ja...@nospam.corn> wrote:
> >> I was cooking potatoes pretty much according
> >> to jef.'s potato recipe. I cut my thumb, not bad
> >> but I think I can sue AS3 for all it's got!
>
> >> Just send the $ to:
>
> >> jacks
> >> Corn Ave
> >> Butfuk Missouri, luvas3
>
> >Unlucky Jacks not that I'm degrading your injury or anything. Potatoes
> >are serious things and must never be trifled with (mmmm potato trifle
> >you heard it here first) people leave em lying around there kitchens
> >willy nillyly, they are tantamount to fucking land mines.
>
> >Did you by any chance risk assess the offending potato ? .... Was it a
> >rouge one that had it in for you ?
>
> I read the forgoing sentence and thought "WTF? Was the potato wearing
> makeup? Did it bat its eyes at jacks?" Oh, rogue!!
>
> > these questions have to be asked
> >mate. If they get you on the stand and the man gets you to swear on
> >King Edward and you crumble (mmmm potato crumble) when a potato
> >expert cross examines ..... well you had better have your story
> >straight.
>
> >If you get in wrong ATF agents will be digging into your sordid
> >vegetable past....and we don't want that now do we ? remember the corn
> >cob scandal. It's your call.
>
> ATF - is that the All Tuber Front? Nasty group, they are.
>
>
>
> >Chris
>
> Thanks for the laughs, Chris.
> Sue

Snip

I read the forgoing sentence and thought "WTF? Was the potato wearing
makeup? Did it bat its eyes at jacks?" Oh, rogue!!

That will be my tranny side coming out, but thats between you and me
Sue OK !!

On 22 Jul, 16:29, Sue <sebr...@thegrid.net> wrote:
> On Sun, 22 Jul 2007 02:08:58 -0700, eightpans
>
>
>
> <chrisco...@googlemail.com> wrote:
> >On 22 Jul, 01:49, "jacks" <ja...@nospam.corn> wrote:
> >> I was cooking potatoes pretty much according
> >> to jef.'s potato recipe. I cut my thumb, not bad
> >> but I think I can sue AS3 for all it's got!
>
> >> Just send the $ to:
>
> >> jacks
> >> Corn Ave
> >> Butfuk Missouri, luvas3
>
> >Unlucky Jacks not that I'm degrading your injury or anything. Potatoes
> >are serious things and must never be trifled with (mmmm potato trifle
> >you heard it here first) people leave em lying around there kitchens
> >willy nillyly, they are tantamount to fucking land mines.
>
> >Did you by any chance risk assess the offending potato ? .... Was it a
> >rouge one that had it in for you ?
>
> I read the forgoing sentence and thought "WTF? Was the potato wearing
> makeup? Did it bat its eyes at jacks?" Oh, rogue!!
>
> > these questions have to be asked
> >mate. If they get you on the stand and the man gets you to swear on
> >King Edward and you crumble (mmmm potato crumble) when a potato
> >expert cross examines ..... well you had better have your story
> >straight.
>
> >If you get in wrong ATF agents will be digging into your sordid
> >vegetable past....and we don't want that now do we ? remember the corn
> >cob scandal. It's your call.
>
> ATF - is that the All Tuber Front? Nasty group, they are.
>
>
>
> >Chris
>
> Thanks for the laughs, Chris.
> Sue

Snip

I read the forgoing sentence and thought "WTF? Was the potato wearing
makeup? Did it bat its eyes at jacks?" Oh, rogue!!

That will be my tranny side coming out, but thats between you and me
Sue OK !!