Craving?

I wanted a cigarette. The single most stupid thing that I could think
of. So I got some sunflower seeds instead. Love them. Healthier too.
Now I can't stop.
How much sunflower seeds is too much?
Will I start chirping? Laying eggs?
Hmmm. Ever seen a bird that is smoking? What brand did it smoke?

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LOL, gotta love those things - highly addictive. I always buy these:

http://www.davidseeds.com/pages/pro_original.html

Watch out - makes your lips go numb!


Tihomir wrote:
> I wanted a cigarette. The single most stupid thing that I could think
> of. So I got some sunflower seeds instead. Love them. Healthier too.
> Now I can't stop.
> How much sunflower seeds is too much?
> Will I start chirping? Laying eggs?
> Hmmm. Ever seen a bird that is smoking? What brand did it smoke?
>

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Once upon a time, robbb said:

>LOL, gotta love those things - highly addictive. I always buy these:
>
>http://www.davidseeds.com/pages/pro_original.html
>
>Watch out - makes your lips go numb!

You can't buy sunflower seeds (and most other food too) here which
does not come from neighboring Hungary.

If I start talking funny you'll all know what happened!

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.... And many MILES to go before I sleep.

I think maybe it (thebird), smoked Lark?

have fun be brave
Paul

On Thu, 13 Dec 2007 15:46:11 +0100, Tihomir <tgrebena@inet.hr.dummy>
wrote:

>
>I wanted a cigarette. The single most stupid thing that I could think
>of. So I got some sunflower seeds instead. Love them. Healthier too.
>Now I can't stop.
>How much sunflower seeds is too much?
>Will I start chirping? Laying eggs?

No. The seeds will sprout in your stomach and you will have big
yellow flowers growing out of your ears and green leaves growing out
of your nose. Don't forget to water them.
Sue

Once upon a time, Sue said:

>No. The seeds will sprout in your stomach and you will have big
>yellow flowers growing out of your ears and green leaves growing out
>of your nose. Don't forget to water them.

Oh. Um. But what, um, about, er, will grow out, uh, down under? If I
shall be using my sitting organ at the time, will I get rooted, so to
speak, to the chair that my bottom rests upon?
Will it be safe to cut or will I have to... (shudder)?

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On Thu, 13 Dec 2007 16:39:12 +0100, Tihomir <tgrebena@inet.hr.dummy>
wrote:

>Once upon a time, Sue said:
>
>>No. The seeds will sprout in your stomach and you will have big
>>yellow flowers growing out of your ears and green leaves growing out
>>of your nose. Don't forget to water them.
>
>Oh. Um. But what, um, about, er, will grow out, uh, down under? If I
>shall be using my sitting organ at the time, will I get rooted, so to
>speak, to the chair that my bottom rests upon?
>Will it be safe to cut or will I have to... (shudder)?

LOL. Where the heck did you think the roots would come out? And as
for that chair? Get used to it and make room in your bed for it.
Sue

alt.support.stop-sunflowerseeds

the other AS3




"Tihomir" <tgrebena@inet.hr.dummy> wrote in message
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>
> I wanted a cigarette. The single most stupid thing that I could think
> of. So I got some sunflower seeds instead. Love them. Healthier too.
> Now I can't stop.
> How much sunflower seeds is too much?
> Will I start chirping? Laying eggs?
> Hmmm. Ever seen a bird that is smoking? What brand did it smoke?
>
> --
> Tihomir 6M1W *I don't smoke anymore*
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>
> "If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your thing." -- Warren
> Miller

consider this:
YOU WILL NOT DIE FROM SUNFLOWER SEED INDUCED COPD!




"Tihomir" <tgrebena@inet.hr.dummy> wrote in message
news:fjrgjm$khs$1@sunce.iskon.hr...
>
> I wanted a cigarette. The single most stupid thing that I could think
> of. So I got some sunflower seeds instead. Love them. Healthier too.
> Now I can't stop.
> How much sunflower seeds is too much?
> Will I start chirping? Laying eggs?
> Hmmm. Ever seen a bird that is smoking? What brand did it smoke?
>
> --
> Tihomir 6M1W *I don't smoke anymore*
> http://www.usenetpedia.com/google-groups.html
> http://www.usenetnewsgroup.net/
>
> "If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your thing." -- Warren
> Miller

Tihomir....only here could you get such wise advise such as Sue's and
Cat's... Sunflower seeds??? Go for them!

FlatironMike
Pumpkin Seed Eater
Ten months, two days, 13 hours, 41 minutes and 0 seconds. 6111
cigarettes not smoked, saving $1,833.42. Life saved: 3 weeks, 5 hours,
15 minutes.

Once upon a time, Sue said:

>LOL. Where the heck did you think the roots would come out? And as
>for that chair? Get used to it and make room in your bed for it.

Well that sucks! But hey, it still beats smoking cancer sticks )

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Once upon a time, readandpostrosie said:

>consider this:
>YOU WILL NOT DIE FROM SUNFLOWER SEED INDUCED COPD!

You got that right!

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Once upon a time, FlatIronMike said:

>Tihomir....only here could you get such wise advise such as Sue's and
>Cat's... Sunflower seeds??? Go for them!
>
>FlatironMike
>Pumpkin Seed Eater

Greetings fellow seed connoisseur )

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On Dec 13, 2:23 pm, Tihomir <tgreb...@inet.hr.dummy> wrote:
> Once upon a time, FlatIronMike said:
>
> >Tihomir....only here could you get such wise advise such as Sue's and
> >Cat's... Sunflower seeds??? Go for them!
>
> >FlatironMike
> >Pumpkin Seed Eater
>
> Greetings fellow seed connoisseur )
>
> --
> Tihomir 6M2W *I don't smoke anymore*
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> http://www.usenetnewsgroup.net/
>
> "Everything has a boolean value, if you stand far enough away from it." -- Galena Alyson Canada

Ha, ha, but sunflower seeds are better than licorice sticks......
Hugs,
Pam

"Tihomir" <tgrebena@inet.hr.dummy> wrote in message
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> How much sunflower seeds is too much?
> Will I start chirping? Laying eggs?>

No, but you will start farting up a storm. Hoooooeeyyyy! And, boy, will
they ever stink. Better start sleeping on the couch.

Enjoy!