Free to a good home!

One slightly worn and lightly beaten 13 yr old. Male. Housetrained, for
the most part. Not neutered but might be if I find him before you do.
Comes with all required necessities to raise him. Good luck with that I
don't seem to be doing too well at it!

I am sorely lacking patience today, and this boy has gotten on my last
nerve. Its a good thing I can't find him right now, cos he would be
scrubbing toilet bowls with a toothbrush.

I am chained to the phone hoping to figure out where he's gone, since
apparently, according to all the kids in his grade, he's not with *any* of
them. Lying little bastards. I hope all their voices crack at the same
time and embarrass them all summer long. May the acne of puberty stay on
the tips of their noses whenever girls are present.

Fuck me, I need a beer.

Sarah

Hmm.. I'll trade you for a 7 and a 10 y/o.. You get more years of worth with
that.. I'm currently trying to put them both asleep and I don't seem to be
doing good at that either. ;-)

Inky,

Quitting again since 13 hours, 53 minutes and 45 seconds. 17 stinkers not
smoked, saving ? 1,84 (that's euros =P ). Life saved: 1 hour, 25 minutes.

"Steve and Sarah" <sandskrieger@NOSPAM.yourlink.ca> schreef in bericht
news:f5h5di$os4$1@utornnr1pp.grouptelecom.net...
> One slightly worn and lightly beaten 13 yr old. Male. Housetrained, for
> the most part. Not neutered but might be if I find him before you do.
> Comes with all required necessities to raise him. Good luck with that I
> don't seem to be doing too well at it!
>
> I am sorely lacking patience today, and this boy has gotten on my last
> nerve. Its a good thing I can't find him right now, cos he would be
> scrubbing toilet bowls with a toothbrush.
>
> I am chained to the phone hoping to figure out where he's gone, since
> apparently, according to all the kids in his grade, he's not with *any* of
> them. Lying little bastards. I hope all their voices crack at the same
> time and embarrass them all summer long. May the acne of puberty stay on
> the tips of their noses whenever girls are present.
>
> Fuck me, I need a beer.
>
> Sarah
>

On Jun 22, 12:54 pm, "Inky" <inky_meNOS...@zonnet.nl> wrote:
> Hmm.. I'll trade you for a 7 and a 10 y/o.. You get more years of worth with
> that.. I'm currently trying to put them both asleep and I don't seem to be
> doing good at that either. ;-)
>
> Inky,
>
> Quitting again since 13 hours, 53 minutes and 45 seconds. 17 stinkers not
> smoked, saving ? 1,84 (that's euros =P ). Life saved: 1 hour, 25 minutes.
>
Get a big rock and rock them to sleep. Always works for me, hon.

Sarah

Sarah! That rant was certainly worthy of a 9.5! I am still grinning
about the acne line as mine seemed to stay on my mug for my entire
teen years. Relax, get that beer, and realize that this is part of
'growing up' and gaining independence. Yeah, he's probably messing up
right now, but if he were 'perfect' wouldn't you be bored silly?

FlatironMike
FSS
1/3 OF

Sarah,

I'll give tou a 9 on the rant. The only reason you didn't get a 10
was, though close, it's not looking like you were in need of the BDU.

I feel for you. This is exactly why I don't have kids (that I know
of).

Gary W.
--

On Fri, 22 Jun 2007 12:47:16 -0600, "Steve and Sarah"
<sandskrieger@NOSPAM.yourlink.ca> wrote:

>One slightly worn and lightly beaten 13 yr old. Male. Housetrained, for
>the most part. Not neutered but might be if I find him before you do.
>Comes with all required necessities to raise him. Good luck with that I
>don't seem to be doing too well at it!
>
>I am sorely lacking patience today, and this boy has gotten on my last
>nerve. Its a good thing I can't find him right now, cos he would be
>scrubbing toilet bowls with a toothbrush.
>
>I am chained to the phone hoping to figure out where he's gone, since
>apparently, according to all the kids in his grade, he's not with *any* of
>them. Lying little bastards. I hope all their voices crack at the same
>time and embarrass them all summer long. May the acne of puberty stay on
>the tips of their noses whenever girls are present.
>
>Fuck me, I need a beer.
>
>Sarah
>

Steve and Sarah wrote:
> One slightly worn and lightly beaten 13 yr old. Male. Housetrained, for
> the most part. Not neutered but might be if I find him before you do.
> Comes with all required necessities to raise him. Good luck with that I
> don't seem to be doing too well at it!
>
> I am sorely lacking patience today, and this boy has gotten on my last
> nerve. Its a good thing I can't find him right now, cos he would be
> scrubbing toilet bowls with a toothbrush.
>
> I am chained to the phone hoping to figure out where he's gone, since
> apparently, according to all the kids in his grade, he's not with *any* of
> them. Lying little bastards. I hope all their voices crack at the same
> time and embarrass them all summer long. May the acne of puberty stay on
> the tips of their noses whenever girls are present.
>
> Fuck me, I need a beer.
>
> Sarah
>
>

Must be the time of year ... my kids are pushing all the wrong buttons
then mashing them with a hammer just for extra added effect. Jerks.

Good luck!

Cheers, Hugs and Wishing you Calm Resolve,
Marvin

--
I don't smoke. I smell like bread. Life is Good.

I just hate it when Oscar and Zeus pull the same stunt.
Damn kids.


~Echo

PS> Keep smiling Sarah, it looks good on you.



"Steve and Sarah" <sandskrieger@NOSPAM.yourlink.ca> wrote in message
news:f5h5di$os4$1@utornnr1pp.grouptelecom.net...
> One slightly worn and lightly beaten 13 yr old. Male. Housetrained, for
> the most part. Not neutered but might be if I find him before you do.
> Comes with all required necessities to raise him. Good luck with that I
> don't seem to be doing too well at it!
>
> I am sorely lacking patience today, and this boy has gotten on my last
> nerve. Its a good thing I can't find him right now, cos he would be
> scrubbing toilet bowls with a toothbrush.
>
> I am chained to the phone hoping to figure out where he's gone, since
> apparently, according to all the kids in his grade, he's not with *any* of
> them. Lying little bastards. I hope all their voices crack at the same
> time and embarrass them all summer long. May the acne of puberty stay on
> the tips of their noses whenever girls are present.
>
> Fuck me, I need a beer.
>
> Sarah
>

(((Sarah))))

I can relate so well to how you are feeling. Mine is 16.I can tell you it
will get better.I remember wanting to sell mine when he was 13 too . I LOL'd
at your post.I know it is frustrating dealing with adolescent kids,boy do I
know!!!!!! Just hang in there and remember they grow up before you know it.
At least thats what i tell myself when mine gets on my last nerve.
Becky
who is filing away your idea of neutering for future reference
Two weeks, five days, 18 hours, 34 minutes and 35 seconds. 988 cigarettes
not smoked, saving $91.95. Life saved: 3 days, 10 hours, 20 minutes.

"Steve and Sarah" <sandskrieger@NOSPAM.yourlink.ca> wrote in message
news:f5h5di$os4$1@utornnr1pp.grouptelecom.net...
> One slightly worn and lightly beaten 13 yr old. Male. Housetrained, for
> the most part. Not neutered but might be if I find him before you do.
> Comes with all required necessities to raise him. Good luck with that I
> don't seem to be doing too well at it!
>
> I am sorely lacking patience today, and this boy has gotten on my last
> nerve. Its a good thing I can't find him right now, cos he would be
> scrubbing toilet bowls with a toothbrush.
>
> I am chained to the phone hoping to figure out where he's gone, since
> apparently, according to all the kids in his grade, he's not with *any* of
> them. Lying little bastards. I hope all their voices crack at the same
> time and embarrass them all summer long. May the acne of puberty stay on
> the tips of their noses whenever girls are present.
>
> Fuck me, I need a beer.
>
> Sarah
>

hmm. are you talking bedtime put to sleep or something more permanent? LOL
Your meter is growing very nicely by the way. How is it going for you today?
Good I hope. Hope you arent craving too terribly bad
Becky
Two weeks, five days, 18 hours, 39 minutes and 49 seconds. 988 cigarettes
not smoked, saving $91.96. Life saved: 3 days, 10 hours, 20 minutes.

"Inky" <inky_meNOSPAM@zonnet.nl> wrote in message
news:467c1995$0$19308$bf4948fe@news.tele2.nl...
> Hmm.. I'll trade you for a 7 and a 10 y/o.. You get more years of worth
> with that.. I'm currently trying to put them both asleep and I don't seem
> to be doing good at that either. ;-)
>
> Inky,
>
> Quitting again since 13 hours, 53 minutes and 45 seconds. 17 stinkers not
> smoked, saving ? 1,84 (that's euros =P ). Life saved: 1 hour, 25 minutes.
>
> "Steve and Sarah" <sandskrieger@NOSPAM.yourlink.ca> schreef in bericht
> news:f5h5di$os4$1@utornnr1pp.grouptelecom.net...
>> One slightly worn and lightly beaten 13 yr old. Male. Housetrained, for
>> the most part. Not neutered but might be if I find him before you do.
>> Comes with all required necessities to raise him. Good luck with that I
>> don't seem to be doing too well at it!
>>
>> I am sorely lacking patience today, and this boy has gotten on my last
>> nerve. Its a good thing I can't find him right now, cos he would be
>> scrubbing toilet bowls with a toothbrush.
>>
>> I am chained to the phone hoping to figure out where he's gone, since
>> apparently, according to all the kids in his grade, he's not with *any*
>> of them. Lying little bastards. I hope all their voices crack at the
>> same time and embarrass them all summer long. May the acne of puberty
>> stay on the tips of their noses whenever girls are present.
>>
>> Fuck me, I need a beer.
>>
>> Sarah
>>
>
>

"Steve and Sarah" <wfo_throttle@yahoo.ca> wrote in message
news:1182538774.243854.7030@i38g2000prf.googlegrou ps.com...
> On Jun 22, 12:54 pm, "Inky" <inky_meNOS...@zonnet.nl> wrote:
>> Hmm.. I'll trade you for a 7 and a 10 y/o.. You get more years of worth
>> with
>> that.. I'm currently trying to put them both asleep and I don't seem to
>> be
>> doing good at that either. ;-)
>>
>> Inky,
>>
>> Quitting again since 13 hours, 53 minutes and 45 seconds. 17 stinkers not
>> smoked, saving ? 1,84 (that's euros =P ). Life saved: 1 hour, 25 minutes.
>>
> Get a big rock and rock them to sleep. Always works for me, hon.
>
> Sarah

/me chokes on coffee
Becky
off to look for rocks
Two weeks, five days, 18 hours, 42 minutes and 34 seconds. 988 cigarettes
not smoked, saving $91.97. Life saved: 3 days, 10 hours, 20 minutes.

Hugs Sarah!

I hope you find your child soon. And indeed make him scrub the toilet
with a toothbrush. Take pictures and threaten to post them on the
Internet.

I'd have to decline the 13-year-old. The only thing I have to trade
are two sweet, elderly cats. But they are so little trouble (well,
when the stinker of the two isn't getting her head caught in holes)
that I just don't think I could bear to let them go. Plus, I've had
them since they were kittens and they'd be lost without their Mommy.
And they don't leave me calling people to find out where they are.
Hell, they don't even go outside.


Ashley

On 22 Jun, 19:59, Steve and Sarah <wfo_throt...@yahoo.ca> wrote:
> On Jun 22, 12:54 pm, "Inky" <inky_meNOS...@zonnet.nl> wrote:> Hmm.. I'll trade you for a 7 and a 10 y/o.. You get more years of worth with
> > that.. I'm currently trying to put them both asleep and I don't seem to be
> > doing good at that either. ;-)
>
> > Inky,
>
> > Quitting again since 13 hours, 53 minutes and 45 seconds. 17 stinkers not
> > smoked, saving ? 1,84 (that's euros =P ). Life saved: 1 hour, 25 minutes.
>
> Get a big rock and rock them to sleep. Always works for me, hon.
>
> Sarah

LOL ... rocks.... Sarah what a star !

On 22 Jun, 19:47, "Steve and Sarah" <sandskrie...@NOSPAM.yourlink.ca>
wrote:
> One slightly worn and lightly beaten 13 yr old. Male. Housetrained, for
> the most part. Not neutered but might be if I find him before you do.
> Comes with all required necessities to raise him. Good luck with that I
> don't seem to be doing too well at it!
>
> I am sorely lacking patience today, and this boy has gotten on my last
> nerve. Its a good thing I can't find him right now, cos he would be
> scrubbing toilet bowls with a toothbrush.
>
> I am chained to the phone hoping to figure out where he's gone, since
> apparently, according to all the kids in his grade, he's not with *any* of
> them. Lying little bastards. I hope all their voices crack at the same
> time and embarrass them all summer long. May the acne of puberty stay on
> the tips of their noses whenever girls are present.
>
> Fuck me, I need a beer.
>
> Sarah

What really grips my shit with my 16 year old is his inability to get
his lazy arse out of bed in the morning. For once my wife and I would
like to get up ourselves and ease into the day gently, doing the nice
coffee and breakfast thing without having the cloth armed one to tend
to.

from now on I'm gonna try to rock him awake

Chris

> Get a big rock and rock them to sleep.

ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT.....................................



"Steve and Sarah" <wfo_throttle@yahoo.ca> wrote in message
news:1182538774.243854.7030@i38g2000prf.googlegrou ps.com...
> On Jun 22, 12:54 pm, "Inky" <inky_meNOS...@zonnet.nl> wrote:
>> Hmm.. I'll trade you for a 7 and a 10 y/o.. You get more years of worth
>> with
>> that.. I'm currently trying to put them both asleep and I don't seem to
>> be
>> doing good at that either. ;-)
>>
>> Inky,
>>
>> Quitting again since 13 hours, 53 minutes and 45 seconds. 17 stinkers not
>> smoked, saving ? 1,84 (that's euros =P ). Life saved: 1 hour, 25 minutes.
>>
> Get a big rock and rock them to sleep. Always works for me, hon.
>
> Sarah
>

so glad Im not the only one with a kid who is hard to get up in the
morning.rock him awake indeed!! I have in the past resorted to cold water.
becky

"eightpans" <chrisconro@googlemail.com> wrote in message
news:1182546375.508271.11340@i13g2000prf.googlegro ups.com...
> On 22 Jun, 19:47, "Steve and Sarah" <sandskrie...@NOSPAM.yourlink.ca>
> wrote:
>> One slightly worn and lightly beaten 13 yr old. Male. Housetrained, for
>> the most part. Not neutered but might be if I find him before you do.
>> Comes with all required necessities to raise him. Good luck with that I
>> don't seem to be doing too well at it!
>>
>> I am sorely lacking patience today, and this boy has gotten on my last
>> nerve. Its a good thing I can't find him right now, cos he would be
>> scrubbing toilet bowls with a toothbrush.
>>
>> I am chained to the phone hoping to figure out where he's gone, since
>> apparently, according to all the kids in his grade, he's not with *any*
>> of
>> them. Lying little bastards. I hope all their voices crack at the same
>> time and embarrass them all summer long. May the acne of puberty stay on
>> the tips of their noses whenever girls are present.
>>
>> Fuck me, I need a beer.
>>
>> Sarah
>
> What really grips my shit with my 16 year old is his inability to get
> his lazy arse out of bed in the morning. For once my wife and I would
> like to get up ourselves and ease into the day gently, doing the nice
> coffee and breakfast thing without having the cloth armed one to tend
> to.
>
> from now on I'm gonna try to rock him awake
>
> Chris
>

Thanks for the laugh....my 'baby boy' is 14 and I too have to track
him. Need blood hounds or gps on his skateboard. Grrrrrr
Angie

I have been quit for 2 Weeks, 16 hours, 36 minutes and 37 seconds (14
days). I have saved $64.63 by not smoking 293 cigarettes. I have saved
1 Day and 25 minutes of my life. My Quit Date: 6/7/2007 10:00 PM

Your meter is looking real good,Angie! Keep up the good work!
Becky\
Two weeks, five days, 20 hours, 3 minutes and 8 seconds. 991 cigarettes not
smoked, saving $92.23. Life saved: 3 days, 10 hours, 35 minutes.

"Angie" <agwinslow@cox.net> wrote in message
news:1182548229.524958.67430@e9g2000prf.googlegrou ps.com...
>
> Thanks for the laugh....my 'baby boy' is 14 and I too have to track
> him. Need blood hounds or gps on his skateboard. Grrrrrr
> Angie
>
> I have been quit for 2 Weeks, 16 hours, 36 minutes and 37 seconds (14
> days). I have saved $64.63 by not smoking 293 cigarettes. I have saved
> 1 Day and 25 minutes of my life. My Quit Date: 6/7/2007 10:00 PM
>

The child was returned, safe and sound, somewhat chastened at having to be
picked up and berated in front of a bunch of girls. Yesterday had 3
fistfights at school, and I was very concerned that he had had the crap
kicked out of himself somewhere. All is well, I will keep him for now. The
trouble you do know is always better than the trouble you don't.

Sarah
"Steve and Sarah" <sandskrieger@NOSPAM.yourlink.ca> wrote in message
news:f5h5di$os4$1@utornnr1pp.grouptelecom.net...
> One slightly worn and lightly beaten 13 yr old. Male. Housetrained, for
> the most part. Not neutered but might be if I find him before you do.
> Comes with all required necessities to raise him. Good luck with that I
> don't seem to be doing too well at it!
>
> I am sorely lacking patience today, and this boy has gotten on my last
> nerve. Its a good thing I can't find him right now, cos he would be
> scrubbing toilet bowls with a toothbrush.
>
> I am chained to the phone hoping to figure out where he's gone, since
> apparently, according to all the kids in his grade, he's not with *any* of
> them. Lying little bastards. I hope all their voices crack at the same
> time and embarrass them all summer long. May the acne of puberty stay on
> the tips of their noses whenever girls are present.
>
> Fuck me, I need a beer.
>
> Sarah
>

"FlatIronMike" <FlatironMikeNYC@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1182538860.727586.25880@o11g2000prd.googlegro ups.com...
> Sarah! That rant was certainly worthy of a 9.5! I am still grinning
> about the acne line as mine seemed to stay on my mug for my entire
> teen years. Relax, get that beer, and realize that this is part of
> 'growing up' and gaining independence. Yeah, he's probably messing up
> right now, but if he were 'perfect' wouldn't you be bored silly?
>
> FlatironMike
> FSS
> 1/3 OF
>
I will take the boredom, Mike. Yesterday he got in 3 fistfights and thank
our lucky stars its finals, or he would have been suspended. Its not the
fighting that is a problem, we told him to start swinging to get some of
these kids to leave him alone, just wished his record was a bit better, he's
1 for 3 right now....hence the slightly battered and bruised bit in the
original post. I was starting to think that he was in a ditch somewhere.

Sarah

ACK!!!! I don't even want to think about him being old enough to drive!!!!
At this point with the raging hormones, and apparent IQ deficiency (I am
sure I didn't drop him *that*many times) I don't think I can take drivers
ed!

Thanks for the hugs, Hon! I needed that!

Sarah
"Becky" <sobern2003@nospam.comcast.net> wrote in message
news:j9GdnX9hxv27sOHbnZ2dnUVZ_hKdnZ2d@comcast.com. ..
> (((Sarah))))
>
> I can relate so well to how you are feeling. Mine is 16.I can tell you it
> will get better.I remember wanting to sell mine when he was 13 too . I
> LOL'd at your post.I know it is frustrating dealing with adolescent
> kids,boy do I know!!!!!! Just hang in there and remember they grow up
> before you know it. At least thats what i tell myself when mine gets on my
> last nerve.
> Becky
> who is filing away your idea of neutering for future reference
> Two weeks, five days, 18 hours, 34 minutes and 35 seconds. 988 cigarettes
> not smoked, saving $91.95. Life saved: 3 days, 10 hours, 20 minutes.
>
> "Steve and Sarah" <sandskrieger@NOSPAM.yourlink.ca> wrote in message
> news:f5h5di$os4$1@utornnr1pp.grouptelecom.net...
>> One slightly worn and lightly beaten 13 yr old. Male. Housetrained, for
>> the most part. Not neutered but might be if I find him before you do.
>> Comes with all required necessities to raise him. Good luck with that I
>> don't seem to be doing too well at it!
>>
>> I am sorely lacking patience today, and this boy has gotten on my last
>> nerve. Its a good thing I can't find him right now, cos he would be
>> scrubbing toilet bowls with a toothbrush.
>>
>> I am chained to the phone hoping to figure out where he's gone, since
>> apparently, according to all the kids in his grade, he's not with *any*
>> of them. Lying little bastards. I hope all their voices crack at the
>> same time and embarrass them all summer long. May the acne of puberty
>> stay on the tips of their noses whenever girls are present.
>>
>> Fuck me, I need a beer.
>>
>> Sarah
>>
>
>

"Angie" <agwinslow@cox.net> wrote in message
news:1182548229.524958.67430@e9g2000prf.googlegrou ps.com...
>
> Thanks for the laugh....my 'baby boy' is 14 and I too have to track
> him. Need blood hounds or gps on his skateboard. Grrrrrr
> Angie
>
> I have been quit for 2 Weeks, 16 hours, 36 minutes and 37 seconds (14
> days). I have saved $64.63 by not smoking 293 cigarettes. I have saved
> 1 Day and 25 minutes of my life. My Quit Date: 6/7/2007 10:00 PM
>
We have the unfortunate problem of living 8 miles from the school. It is
another town over, which leads to all kinds of problems when they are
feeling mature enough to make their own decisions. Makes you want to duct
tape them to their beds until they are old enough to kick out, eh?

Look at that meter!! Happy WW Angie!! good for you!!!!! In honour of your
milestone...
/me dons my assless chaps
--
You are being mooned by the Assless Chaps Brigade!
(_____|_____)
| ^ |
| | | |
| | | | ACB ALL THE WAY!!

"~Echoo" <spamthis@coldmail.com> wrote in message
news:fMVei.8731$tB5.3869@edtnps90...
>I just hate it when Oscar and Zeus pull the same stunt.
> Damn kids.
>
>
> ~Echo
>
> PS> Keep smiling Sarah, it looks good on you.
>
>
>
Thanks, honey!! Its all better now. <GGGG>

"writer272002" <writer272002@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1182543812.649489.191470@j4g2000prf.googlegro ups.com...
> Hugs Sarah!
>
> I hope you find your child soon. And indeed make him scrub the toilet
> with a toothbrush. Take pictures and threaten to post them on the
> Internet.
>
> I'd have to decline the 13-year-old. The only thing I have to trade
> are two sweet, elderly cats. But they are so little trouble (well,
> when the stinker of the two isn't getting her head caught in holes)
> that I just don't think I could bear to let them go. Plus, I've had
> them since they were kittens and they'd be lost without their Mommy.
> And they don't leave me calling people to find out where they are.
> Hell, they don't even go outside.
>
>
> Ashley
>
I wasn't that mean, this time. I have done that before though. Men - take
note if you EVER pee on the toilet seat during a woman's hormonal time,
ahem, it *is* in the fine print that we have all authority to hand you the
toothbrush and make you get scrubbing.

I hope you evening is going well, Ashley, I am thinking of you!

Sarah

"eightpans" <chrisconro@googlemail.com> wrote in message
news:1182546375.508271.11340@i13g2000prf.googlegro ups.com...
> On 22 Jun, 19:47, "Steve and Sarah" <sandskrie...@NOSPAM.yourlink.ca>
> wrote:
>> One slightly worn and lightly beaten 13 yr old. Male. Housetrained, for
>> the most part. Not neutered but might be if I find him before you do.
>> Comes with all required necessities to raise him. Good luck with that I
>> don't seem to be doing too well at it!
>>
>> I am sorely lacking patience today, and this boy has gotten on my last
>> nerve. Its a good thing I can't find him right now, cos he would be
>> scrubbing toilet bowls with a toothbrush.
>>
>> I am chained to the phone hoping to figure out where he's gone, since
>> apparently, according to all the kids in his grade, he's not with *any*
>> of
>> them. Lying little bastards. I hope all their voices crack at the same
>> time and embarrass them all summer long. May the acne of puberty stay on
>> the tips of their noses whenever girls are present.
>>
>> Fuck me, I need a beer.
>>
>> Sarah
>
> What really grips my shit with my 16 year old is his inability to get
> his lazy arse out of bed in the morning. For once my wife and I would
> like to get up ourselves and ease into the day gently, doing the nice
> coffee and breakfast thing without having the cloth armed one to tend
> to.
>
> from now on I'm gonna try to rock him awake
>
> Chris
>
We used to have that problem, but Captain Procrastination didn't much like
going to school in his pyjamas last year. He now gets up when I call him.


Sarah - hoping to *never* have to "grip her shit" ewwwwwwww. LOL

On Fri, 22 Jun 2007 12:47:16 -0600, "Steve and Sarah"
<sandskrieger@NOSPAM.yourlink.ca> wrote:

>One slightly worn and lightly beaten 13 yr old. Male. Housetrained, for
>the most part. Not neutered but might be if I find him before you do.
>Comes with all required necessities to raise him. Good luck with that I
>don't seem to be doing too well at it!
>
>I am sorely lacking patience today, and this boy has gotten on my last
>nerve. Its a good thing I can't find him right now, cos he would be
>scrubbing toilet bowls with a toothbrush.
>
>I am chained to the phone hoping to figure out where he's gone, since
>apparently, according to all the kids in his grade, he's not with *any* of
>them. Lying little bastards. I hope all their voices crack at the same
>time and embarrass them all summer long. May the acne of puberty stay on
>the tips of their noses whenever girls are present.
>
>Fuck me, I need a beer.
>
>Sarah

I'm late to this but decline your offer of a trade. Missy, I did my
time four times over. Ain't happenin' again. 13 you say? He's going
to get worse, lots worse, but I think I've told you that before. I'd
give you some patience, but I ran out of that in August of 1974 and
have never regained it. But, that's what you need. Patience. Lots
and lots of patience. You also need a good sense of humor but you
have that down pat. And, Steve. Don't get rid of him until Nick is
18. )
Sue

>

gurrrrrrrrrrllll i feel your pain
maybe it's the phase of the moon
all teenage sons go insane today

good luck finding him
good luck for him when you do

joy

"Steve and Sarah" <sandskrieger@NOSPAM.yourlink.ca> wrote in message
news:f5h5di$os4$1@utornnr1pp.grouptelecom.net...
> One slightly worn and lightly beaten 13 yr old. Male. Housetrained, for
> the most part. Not neutered but might be if I find him before you do.
> Comes with all required necessities to raise him. Good luck with that I
> don't seem to be doing too well at it!
>
> I am sorely lacking patience today, and this boy has gotten on my last
> nerve. Its a good thing I can't find him right now, cos he would be
> scrubbing toilet bowls with a toothbrush.
>
> I am chained to the phone hoping to figure out where he's gone, since
> apparently, according to all the kids in his grade, he's not with *any* of
> them. Lying little bastards. I hope all their voices crack at the same
> time and embarrass them all summer long. May the acne of puberty stay on
> the tips of their noses whenever girls are present.
>
> Fuck me, I need a beer.
>
> Sarah
>

On Jun 22, 5:10 pm, "Steve and Sarah"
<sandskrie...@NOSPAM.yourlink.ca> wrote:
> "Angie" <agwins...@cox.net> wrote in message
>
> news:1182548229.524958.67430@e9g2000prf.googlegrou ps.com...
>
> > Thanks for the laugh....my 'baby boy' is 14 and I too have to track
> > him. Need blood hounds or gps on his skateboard. Grrrrrr
> > Angie
>
> > I have been quit for 2 Weeks, 16 hours, 36 minutes and 37 seconds (14
> > days). I have saved $64.63 by not smoking 293 cigarettes. I have saved
> > 1 Day and 25 minutes of my life. My Quit Date: 6/7/2007 10:00 PM
>
> We have the unfortunate problem of living 8 miles from the school. It is
> another town over, which leads to all kinds of problems when they are
> feeling mature enough to make their own decisions. Makes you want to duct
> tape them to their beds until they are old enough to kick out, eh?
>
> Look at that meter!! Happy WW Angie!! good for you!!!!! In honour of your
> milestone...
> /me dons my assless chaps
> --
> You are being mooned by the Assless Chaps Brigade!
> (_____|_____)
> | ^ |
> | | | |
> | | | | ACB ALL THE WAY!!

Woo Hooo!!!!! Love those chaps!!!!! LOL!!!

"ok2bwild" <ok2bwild@yahho.com> wrote in message
news:mo_ei.17538$y_7.17524@newssvr27.news.prodigy. net...
> gurrrrrrrrrrllll i feel your pain
> maybe it's the phase of the moon
> all teenage sons go insane today
>
> good luck finding him
> good luck for him when you do
>
> joy
>
Oh he was found, and very, ummmm, shall we say apologetic?? Thanks for the
support, Joy! Teenagers can be tough, but they are too funny to just
drown. LOL

Sarah

Mine is old enough to drive,and i have been dragging my feet getting him his
learners permit. Thats my baby!! The thought of him behind the wheel of a
car scares the hell out of me!!I know,I know!! Cant keep him a kid
forever,gotta let him grow up. Its so hard though!! Im glad your son got
home safe and sound!!
Becky
Two weeks, six days, 2 hours, 10 minutes and 55 seconds. 1004 cigarettes not
smoked, saving $93.42. Life saved: 3 days, 11 hours, 40 minutes.

"Steve and Sarah" <sandskrieger@NOSPAM.yourlink.ca> wrote in message
news:f5hofa$l06$10@utornnr1pp.grouptelecom.net...
> ACK!!!! I don't even want to think about him being old enough to
> drive!!!! At this point with the raging hormones, and apparent IQ
> deficiency (I am sure I didn't drop him *that*many times) I don't think I
> can take drivers ed!
>
> Thanks for the hugs, Hon! I needed that!
>
> Sarah
> "Becky" <sobern2003@nospam.comcast.net> wrote in message
> news:j9GdnX9hxv27sOHbnZ2dnUVZ_hKdnZ2d@comcast.com. ..
>> (((Sarah))))
>>
>> I can relate so well to how you are feeling. Mine is 16.I can tell you it
>> will get better.I remember wanting to sell mine when he was 13 too . I
>> LOL'd at your post.I know it is frustrating dealing with adolescent
>> kids,boy do I know!!!!!! Just hang in there and remember they grow up
>> before you know it. At least thats what i tell myself when mine gets on
>> my last nerve.
>> Becky
>> who is filing away your idea of neutering for future reference
>> Two weeks, five days, 18 hours, 34 minutes and 35 seconds. 988 cigarettes
>> not smoked, saving $91.95. Life saved: 3 days, 10 hours, 20 minutes.
>>
>> "Steve and Sarah" <sandskrieger@NOSPAM.yourlink.ca> wrote in message
>> news:f5h5di$os4$1@utornnr1pp.grouptelecom.net...
>>> One slightly worn and lightly beaten 13 yr old. Male. Housetrained,
>>> for the most part. Not neutered but might be if I find him before you
>>> do. Comes with all required necessities to raise him. Good luck with
>>> that I don't seem to be doing too well at it!
>>>
>>> I am sorely lacking patience today, and this boy has gotten on my last
>>> nerve. Its a good thing I can't find him right now, cos he would be
>>> scrubbing toilet bowls with a toothbrush.
>>>
>>> I am chained to the phone hoping to figure out where he's gone, since
>>> apparently, according to all the kids in his grade, he's not with *any*
>>> of them. Lying little bastards. I hope all their voices crack at the
>>> same time and embarrass them all summer long. May the acne of puberty
>>> stay on the tips of their noses whenever girls are present.
>>>
>>> Fuck me, I need a beer.
>>>
>>> Sarah
>>>
>>
>>
>
>

Hahaha mine's all grown up now with 2 girls of her own, but surely do remember
the adolescent years, pimples, pubic hair and a 'baditude' Grankids are just
the best, no training involved just fun, fun, fun and then hand them back to
Mum and Dad.
Aaaah the curse of the Mummy!

Bambam not smoking tobacco for 3 Months, 2 Weeks, 5 Days, 2 minutes and 12
seconds. Saving AUD$1,358.65
"Steve and Sarah" <sandskrieger@NOSPAM.yourlink.ca> wrote in message
news:f5h5di$os4$1@utornnr1pp.grouptelecom.net...
> One slightly worn and lightly beaten 13 yr old. Male. Housetrained, for
> the most part. Not neutered but might be if I find him before you do.
> Comes with all required necessities to raise him. Good luck with that I
> don't seem to be doing too well at it!
>
> I am sorely lacking patience today, and this boy has gotten on my last
> nerve. Its a good thing I can't find him right now, cos he would be
> scrubbing toilet bowls with a toothbrush.
>
> I am chained to the phone hoping to figure out where he's gone, since
> apparently, according to all the kids in his grade, he's not with *any* of
> them. Lying little bastards. I hope all their voices crack at the same
> time and embarrass them all summer long. May the acne of puberty stay on
> the tips of their noses whenever girls are present.
>
> Fuck me, I need a beer.
>
> Sarah
>
>

On 22 Jun, 19:47, "Steve and Sarah" <sandskrie...@NOSPAM.yourlink.ca>
wrote:
> One slightly worn and lightly beaten 13 yr old. Male. Housetrained, for
> the most part. Not neutered but might be if I find him before you do.
> Comes with all required necessities to raise him. Good luck with that I
> don't seem to be doing too well at it!
>
> I am sorely lacking patience today, and this boy has gotten on my last
> nerve. Its a good thing I can't find him right now, cos he would be
> scrubbing toilet bowls with a toothbrush.
>
> I am chained to the phone hoping to figure out where he's gone, since
> apparently, according to all the kids in his grade, he's not with *any* of
> them. Lying little bastards. I hope all their voices crack at the same
> time and embarrass them all summer long. May the acne of puberty stay on
> the tips of their noses whenever girls are present.
>
> Fuck me, I need a beer.
>
> Sarah

Glad to hear he's back safe. We have paced the carpet times many down
this end too... it's no fun.

When lads go AWOL more often than not girls are involved. Women tsk !
tsk ! they have a funny effect on us fine upstanding, never do
anything, wrong butter wouln't melt, Fellas
Chris

"Becky" <sobern2003@nospam.comcast.net> schreef in bericht
news:K9mdnfjiM5zCs-HbnZ2dnUVZ_tmknZ2d@comcast.com...
> hmm. are you talking bedtime put to sleep or something more permanent? LOL
> Your meter is growing very nicely by the way. How is it going for you
> today? Good I hope. Hope you arent craving too terribly bad

I'm ok today, thanks Too bad most of you post when I am sleeping..
Yesterday I spent most time in bed so no time to crave. The only thing
that's bothering me now are chest pains and my jaws from chewing all that
gum LOL

Grats to you on 1k stinkers not smoke!

Inky,

Quitting again since One day, 5 hours, 36 minutes and 45 seconds. 37
stinkers not smoked, saving ? 3,92 (that's euros =P ). Life saved: 3 hours,
5 minutes.

On Fri, 22 Jun 2007 17:58:53 -0600, "Steve and Sarah"
<sandskrieger@NOSPAM.yourlink.ca> wrote:

>
>"FlatIronMike" <FlatironMikeNYC@gmail.com> wrote in message
>news:1182538860.727586.25880@o11g2000prd.googlegr oups.com...
>> Sarah! That rant was certainly worthy of a 9.5! I am still grinning
>> about the acne line as mine seemed to stay on my mug for my entire
>> teen years. Relax, get that beer, and realize that this is part of
>> 'growing up' and gaining independence. Yeah, he's probably messing up
>> right now, but if he were 'perfect' wouldn't you be bored silly?
>>
>> FlatironMike
>> FSS
>> 1/3 OF
>>
>I will take the boredom, Mike. Yesterday he got in 3 fistfights and thank
>our lucky stars its finals, or he would have been suspended. Its not the
>fighting that is a problem, we told him to start swinging to get some of
>these kids to leave him alone, just wished his record was a bit better, he's
>1 for 3 right now....hence the slightly battered and bruised bit in the
>original post. I was starting to think that he was in a ditch somewhere.

My oldest daughter was quite small, shy, quiet and with few friends in
the 8th grade (total of 30 kids in the entire 8th grade class - small
school in Alaska). There was this kid who was a misanthrope and
bully. The school didn't seem to be able to do anything with him so
I'd told my daughter that if she just couldn't take being pushed
around by this kid anymore that she had my permission to hit back. The
school wouldn't like it and she would be breaking the rules, but I
wasn't going to be angry. Well, one day the kids were in the gym and
told to line up and Jess was messing around and the whole class was
going to get into trouble. I don't recall precisely what happened but
my daughter ended up pushing him pretty hard. He didn't fall down but
his glasses went flying off (she wore glasses, too). They were both
taken to the principal's office. When my daughter went back to class
all the kids started applauding her. She had to do one day of
detention. Sarah, when Nick is grown up you're going to look back
with regret on certain small things that you didn't do and should have
or did do and wished you hadn't. Well, I regret not serving detention
with Jennifer. I should have been sitting right there with her.
BTW - it was Jess's last day in that school. He ended up being home
schooled. I hope he turned out OK.
I'm glad Nick got home OK. I can understand your anxiety.
Sue

>
>Sarah
>

On Fri, 22 Jun 2007 18:01:44 -0600, "Steve and Sarah"
<sandskrieger@NOSPAM.yourlink.ca> wrote:

>ACK!!!! I don't even want to think about him being old enough to drive!!!!
>At this point with the raging hormones, and apparent IQ deficiency (I am
>sure I didn't drop him *that*many times) I don't think I can take drivers
>ed!

There were only 5 times I was truly sorry to be divorced. Teaching
each of my 4 kids to drive and buying my son a jock strap. Other than
that - phtt!!
Sue
One year, three months, two days, 10 hours, 55 minutes and 47 seconds.
15162 cigarettes not smoked, saving $2,524.47. Life saved: 7 weeks, 3
days, 15 hours, 30 minutes.

>
>Thanks for the hugs, Hon! I needed that!
>
>Sarah
>"Becky" <sobern2003@nospam.comcast.net> wrote in message
>news:j9GdnX9hxv27sOHbnZ2dnUVZ_hKdnZ2d@comcast.com ...
>> (((Sarah))))
>>
>> I can relate so well to how you are feeling. Mine is 16.I can tell you it
>> will get better.I remember wanting to sell mine when he was 13 too . I
>> LOL'd at your post.I know it is frustrating dealing with adolescent
>> kids,boy do I know!!!!!! Just hang in there and remember they grow up
>> before you know it. At least thats what i tell myself when mine gets on my
>> last nerve.
>> Becky
>> who is filing away your idea of neutering for future reference
>> Two weeks, five days, 18 hours, 34 minutes and 35 seconds. 988 cigarettes
>> not smoked, saving $91.95. Life saved: 3 days, 10 hours, 20 minutes.
>>
>> "Steve and Sarah" <sandskrieger@NOSPAM.yourlink.ca> wrote in message
>> news:f5h5di$os4$1@utornnr1pp.grouptelecom.net...
>>> One slightly worn and lightly beaten 13 yr old. Male. Housetrained, for
>>> the most part. Not neutered but might be if I find him before you do.
>>> Comes with all required necessities to raise him. Good luck with that I
>>> don't seem to be doing too well at it!
>>>
>>> I am sorely lacking patience today, and this boy has gotten on my last
>>> nerve. Its a good thing I can't find him right now, cos he would be
>>> scrubbing toilet bowls with a toothbrush.
>>>
>>> I am chained to the phone hoping to figure out where he's gone, since
>>> apparently, according to all the kids in his grade, he's not with *any*
>>> of them. Lying little bastards. I hope all their voices crack at the
>>> same time and embarrass them all summer long. May the acne of puberty
&g