" Does ye feel lucky, ye blackguard?
Ahr....! Well, does ye?"
"Be thee looking at me?
Be thee looking at me?
Thar nay be anyone else about!
Be thee looking at me?"
"So bid farewell to the pirate! Ahr! The last time ye'll see a pirate
such as this, I tells ye. Make way for the pirate, ye scurvy swabs!
Thar be a pirate comin' through!"
" Rosebud! Ahr!"
"I'd be goin' to the worst place in the world and I knew it not. And they
brought it up to me like a serving wench in a knocking shop."
"It puts the lotion on its skin or else it get keelhauled again."
"Ahr! I was after eatin' his liver, with some wormy hardtack and a flagon o'
rum!"
"I know not what it be; but it be weird and mightily vexed. Ahr!"
"Open the pod bay doors, ye lubber."
"Beggin yer pardon, cap'n, I'll not be doin' that."
"Open the pod bay door, ye jackanapes."
"Yar! It be ten days sail to Cuba, we got full sail, half a crate o' rum,
it be gettin dark, and we're wearing eyepatches...!"
"Show me the booty!"
"Ye had me at "Ahoy!""
"Yippy ki-yay, ye lily-livered scoundrel!"
Pirate Sodomite #1: "Ahr! Them breeches, too. Ye best be a-droppin' them!"
Pirate Sodomite #2: "It's a mighty pretty mouth ye be havin'!"
"Me mother always told me: "Scalawag is as scalawag does."
"Astern and to the port. Astern and to the port. Astern and to the
port." (Pirate Attorney Jim Garrison during trial, narrating the
direction JFK's head moves in the Zapruder film.)
"Of all the grog shops in all the ports in all the world, she walks into
this'n! Ahr!."
"...if yon frigate leaves port and ye be not with him, ye shall regret it.
Ahr! Maybe not this day, or next-- but ere long and forever!
We'll always have Hispaniola..."
"These be not the 'droids ye seek! Ahr!"
"Forget it, Jake; it be Piratetown."
"Mrs. Robinson, be ye trying to seduce me? Yar!"
"Silver; Long John Silver."
"Ahr! This 'un do go to eleven!"