I FEEL GREAT!!!

As most of you know, this is truly my second honest attempt at quitting.
The first was a successful nine months. I am approaching 2 weeks, and I
feel great! I have been lifting weights, eating like a pig (yes, everything
I can fit into my mouth) and as of today, not gained a single pound. My
wife could give a flying f#$% that I am ready to go at the drop of someone's
pants (which I could also care less, because she is almost 40, and needs to
be traded in for two 20's).

I wanna encourage everyone to keep on being EX-smokers, and party on!


Donnie

One week, five days, 4 hours, 18 minutes and 20 seconds. 487 gross tasting
and smelling cigarettes not smoked, saving a ton of money (except now I am
eating more dark chocolate peanut m&m's), so far it is an amazing $60.90.
Productivity not lost: 1 day, 16 hours, 35 minutes.

On Fri, 21 Sep 2007 20:19:03 -0500, "Don Juan" <smoeone@microsoft.com>
wrote:

>As most of you know, this is truly my second honest attempt at quitting.
>The first was a successful nine months. I am approaching 2 weeks, and I
>feel great! I have been lifting weights, eating like a pig (yes, everything
>I can fit into my mouth) and as of today, not gained a single pound. My
>wife could give a flying f#$% that I am ready to go at the drop of someone's
>pants (which I could also care less, because she is almost 40, and needs to
>be traded in for two 20's).

Biting my tongue here.
Sue - worth 3 20's

>
>I wanna encourage everyone to keep on being EX-smokers, and party on!
>
>
>Donnie
>
>One week, five days, 4 hours, 18 minutes and 20 seconds. 487 gross tasting
>and smelling cigarettes not smoked, saving a ton of money (except now I am
>eating more dark chocolate peanut m&m's), so far it is an amazing $60.90.
>Productivity not lost: 1 day, 16 hours, 35 minutes.
>

On Sep 21, 8:19 pm, "Don Juan" <smoe...@microsoft.com> wrote:
> As most of you know, this is truly my second honest attempt at quitting.
> The first was a successful nine months. I am approaching 2 weeks, and I
> feel great! I have been lifting weights, eating like a pig (yes, everything
> I can fit into my mouth) and as of today, not gained a single pound. My
> wife could give a flying f#$% that I am ready to go at the drop of someone's
> pants (which I could also care less, because she is almost 40, and needs to
> be traded in for two 20's).
>
> I wanna encourage everyone to keep on being EX-smokers, and party on!
>
> Donnie
>
> One week, five days, 4 hours, 18 minutes and 20 seconds. 487 gross tasting
> and smelling cigarettes not smoked, saving a ton of money (except now I am
> eating more dark chocolate peanut m&m's), so far it is an amazing $60.90.
> Productivity not lost: 1 day, 16 hours, 35 minutes.

Donnie,

Gee, I see now that here is something worse than smoking.......I guess
my question would be, what would 2 twenty year olds see in you??????

Tres
One week, four days, 21 hours, 42 minutes and 42 seconds. 238
cigarettes not smoked, saving $41.66. Life saved: 19 hours, 50
minutes.

2 20'S Would see a clearly over confident new nonsmoker?

Donnie

PS Just ask Crystal, my wife is a bitch.
"Dixiegirl" <dixiedog10@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1190425376.807080.58380@k79g2000hse.googlegro ups.com...
> On Sep 21, 8:19 pm, "Don Juan" <smoe...@microsoft.com> wrote:
>> As most of you know, this is truly my second honest attempt at quitting.
>> The first was a successful nine months. I am approaching 2 weeks, and I
>> feel great! I have been lifting weights, eating like a pig (yes,
>> everything
>> I can fit into my mouth) and as of today, not gained a single pound. My
>> wife could give a flying f#$% that I am ready to go at the drop of
>> someone's
>> pants (which I could also care less, because she is almost 40, and needs
>> to
>> be traded in for two 20's).
>>
>> I wanna encourage everyone to keep on being EX-smokers, and party on!
>>
>> Donnie
>>
>> One week, five days, 4 hours, 18 minutes and 20 seconds. 487 gross
>> tasting
>> and smelling cigarettes not smoked, saving a ton of money (except now I
>> am
>> eating more dark chocolate peanut m&m's), so far it is an amazing $60.90.
>> Productivity not lost: 1 day, 16 hours, 35 minutes.
>
> Donnie,
>
> Gee, I see now that here is something worse than smoking.......I guess
> my question would be, what would 2 twenty year olds see in you??????
>
> Tres
> One week, four days, 21 hours, 42 minutes and 42 seconds. 238
> cigarettes not smoked, saving $41.66. Life saved: 19 hours, 50
> minutes.
>

No need to bite the tongue. It justifies my hatred for the person who
always wants me to change, and when I do, does not offer any support what so
ever.

Donnie


"Sue" <sebrady@thegrid.net> wrote in message
news:skr8f31hv32j06s5nviu9mq4vqqml2kdu2@4ax.com...
> On Fri, 21 Sep 2007 20:19:03 -0500, "Don Juan" <smoeone@microsoft.com>
> wrote:
>
>>As most of you know, this is truly my second honest attempt at quitting.
>>The first was a successful nine months. I am approaching 2 weeks, and I
>>feel great! I have been lifting weights, eating like a pig (yes,
>>everything
>>I can fit into my mouth) and as of today, not gained a single pound. My
>>wife could give a flying f#$% that I am ready to go at the drop of
>>someone's
>>pants (which I could also care less, because she is almost 40, and needs
>>to
>>be traded in for two 20's).
>
> Biting my tongue here.
> Sue - worth 3 20's
>
>>
>>I wanna encourage everyone to keep on being EX-smokers, and party on!
>>
>>
>>Donnie
>>
>>One week, five days, 4 hours, 18 minutes and 20 seconds. 487 gross tasting
>>and smelling cigarettes not smoked, saving a ton of money (except now I am
>>eating more dark chocolate peanut m&m's), so far it is an amazing $60.90.
>>Productivity not lost: 1 day, 16 hours, 35 minutes.
>>

On Fri, 21 Sep 2007 20:49:48 -0500, "Don Juan" <smoeone@microsoft.com>
wrote:

>PS Just ask Crystal, my wife is a bitch.

I don't have to ask Crystal. Your postings make it perfectly clear
you're an obnoxious, arrogant asshole. Your wife must be a bitch
purely in self defense.

But then, I'm guessing you're too obtuse to realize "bitch" is a title
we women earn by spending too much time with jerks like you.

Don't smoke. Don't talk. Don't type. See sig.

2Y11M3W2D+

--
BessieBee

Some people are alive only
because it's illegal to kill them.

>eating like a pig (yes, everything
> I can fit into my mouth) and as of today, not gained a single pound.

Um, can you teach me that trick?

>(which I could also care less, because she is almost 40, and needs to
> be traded in for two 20's).

BOO hiss.
:P~~~~~

Ashley

Come on! I don't know you, and you don't know me, so let's leave it at
that...

Donnie

"BessieBee" <BessieBee@Idontsmokeanymore.com> wrote in message
news:meu8f3lhped1eb71b20ss8qenmpi7v7r3v@4ax.com...
> On Fri, 21 Sep 2007 20:49:48 -0500, "Don Juan" <smoeone@microsoft.com>
> wrote:
>
>>PS Just ask Crystal, my wife is a bitch.
>
> I don't have to ask Crystal. Your postings make it perfectly clear
> you're an obnoxious, arrogant asshole. Your wife must be a bitch
> purely in self defense.
>
> But then, I'm guessing you're too obtuse to realize "bitch" is a title
> we women earn by spending too much time with jerks like you.
>
> Don't smoke. Don't talk. Don't type. See sig.
>
> 2Y11M3W2D+
>
> --
> BessieBee
>
> Some people are alive only
> because it's illegal to kill them.

Once upon a time, Don Juan said:

>As most of you know, this is truly my second honest attempt at quitting.
>The first was a successful nine months. I am approaching 2 weeks, and I
>feel great! I have been lifting weights, eating like a pig (yes, everything
>I can fit into my mouth) and as of today, not gained a single pound.

Congratulations Don! Here's for many more smoke free weeks! Cheers!

>My wife could give a flying f#$% that I am ready to go at the drop of
>someone's pants (which I could also care less, because she is almost
>40, and needs to be traded in for two 20's).

I have to wait for 11 more years for that. Sigh.

--
Tihomir *I don't smoke anymore*
IRC chat: #nosmokers at irc.starlink.org
irc://irc.starlink.org/nosmokers

.... Are Cheerios really donut seeds?

On Fri, 21 Sep 2007 20:51:54 -0500, "Don Juan" <smoeone@microsoft.com>
wrote:

>No need to bite the tongue. It justifies my hatred for the person who
>always wants me to change, and when I do, does not offer any support what so
>ever.
>
>Donnie

Senor Juan - one word - DIVORCE. And, then, good luck with that 20
year old thing. <snicker>
Sue

>
>
>"Sue" <sebrady@thegrid.net> wrote in message
>news:skr8f31hv32j06s5nviu9mq4vqqml2kdu2@4ax.com.. .
>> On Fri, 21 Sep 2007 20:19:03 -0500, "Don Juan" <smoeone@microsoft.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>As most of you know, this is truly my second honest attempt at quitting.
>>>The first was a successful nine months. I am approaching 2 weeks, and I
>>>feel great! I have been lifting weights, eating like a pig (yes,
>>>everything
>>>I can fit into my mouth) and as of today, not gained a single pound. My
>>>wife could give a flying f#$% that I am ready to go at the drop of
>>>someone's
>>>pants (which I could also care less, because she is almost 40, and needs
>>>to
>>>be traded in for two 20's).
>>
>> Biting my tongue here.
>> Sue - worth 3 20's
>>
>>>
>>>I wanna encourage everyone to keep on being EX-smokers, and party on!
>>>
>>>
>>>Donnie
>>>
>>>One week, five days, 4 hours, 18 minutes and 20 seconds. 487 gross tasting
>>>and smelling cigarettes not smoked, saving a ton of money (except now I am
>>>eating more dark chocolate peanut m&m's), so far it is an amazing $60.90.
>>>Productivity not lost: 1 day, 16 hours, 35 minutes.
>>>
>

"Don Juan" <smoeone@microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:46f46d89$0$28796$4c368faf@roadrunner.com...
she is almost 40, and needs to
> be traded in for two 20's).

Heh-heh. To quote my mother, when my father used to use that moldy old line
(and my mother hit 40 in 1979), "You're not wired for 220!"

On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 19:11:13 GMT, "Anne D."
<MYUSERNAMEISanned61@MYDOMAINISverizon.net> wrote:

>"Don Juan" <smoeone@microsoft.com> wrote in message
>news:46f46d89$0$28796$4c368faf@roadrunner.com.. .
> she is almost 40, and needs to
>> be traded in for two 20's).
>
>Heh-heh. To quote my mother, when my father used to use that moldy old line
>(and my mother hit 40 in 1979), "You're not wired for 220!"

LOL. Good for your mom.
Sue

>

She is probably thinking the same thing. men are in their prime at what
18-20? women's prime is much later

"Don Juan" <smoeone@microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:46f46d89$0$28796$4c368faf@roadrunner.com...
My
> wife could give a flying f#$% that I am ready to go at the drop of
> someone's pants (which I could also care less, because she is almost 40,
> and needs to be traded in for two 20's).
>
> I wanna encourage everyone to keep on being EX-smokers, and party on!
>
>
> Donnie
>
> One week, five days, 4 hours, 18 minutes and 20 seconds. 487 gross tasting
> and smelling cigarettes not smoked, saving a ton of money (except now I am
> eating more dark chocolate peanut m&m's), so far it is an amazing $60.90.
> Productivity not lost: 1 day, 16 hours, 35 minutes.
>
>

Tiho, you are going to love 40 year old women when your wife reaches it. we
are sexy as whole hell and can go all night long.

--
Lynn VOF Leaper
Education is what you get from reading the fine print. Experience is what
you get from not reading it! AZ



"Tihomir" <tgrebena@inet.hr.dummy> wrote in message
news:fd2lfc$l1v$1@sunce.iskon.hr...
>> I have to wait for 11 more years for that. Sigh.
>
> --
> Tihomir *I don't smoke anymore*
> IRC chat: #nosmokers at irc.starlink.org
> irc://irc.starlink.org/nosmokers
>
> ... Are Cheerios really donut seeds?

"Anne D." <MYUSERNAMEISanned61@MYDOMAINISverizon.net> wrote in
news:lNdJi.786$kA4.254@trnddc07:

> Heh-heh. To quote my mother, when my father used to use that moldy
> old line (and my mother hit 40 in 1979), "You're not wired for
220!"
>

Laffin !!! That was really funny. Some of us old guys like to have
our dreams though :-)


---
Wayne
Smober Time: 1M 2w 4d 8h
Not Smoked: 1,436
Money Saved: $236.94

On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 18:35:48 -0300, "Lynn"
<lynn.scott@ns.spammenot.sympatico.ca> wrote:

>Tiho, you are going to love 40 year old women when your wife reaches it. we
>are sexy as whole hell and can go all night long.

Those of us in our 50s don't stop after just one night.

Amateur. :-)


--
BessieBee

Some people are alive only
because it's illegal to kill them.

>
> I wanna encourage everyone to keep on being EX-smokers, and party on!
>
> Donnie
>
> One week, five days, 4 hours, 18 minutes and 20 seconds. 487 gross tasting
> and smelling cigarettes not smoked, saving a ton of money (except now I am
> eating more dark chocolate peanut m&m's), so far it is an amazing $60.90.
> Productivity not lost: 1 day, 16 hours, 35 minutes.


You're meter is getting bigger and bigger. Keep doing whatever it is
your doing. You already know that you can do this. Ya arrogant
asshole!

Hugs, Crystal

Great now we all have something to look forward to
--
Lynn VOF Leaper
Education is what you get from reading the fine print. Experience is what
you get from not reading it! AZ


.. :~D

"BessieBee" <BessieBee@Idontsmokeanymore.com> wrote in message >
> Those of us in our 50s don't stop after just one night.
>
> Amateur. :-)
>
>
> --
> BessieBee
>
> Some people are alive only
> because it's illegal to kill them.

So is my ego...but that's why you love me!!!!

Donnie

One week, six days, 23 hours, 50 minutes and 9 seconds. 559 gross tasting
and smelling cigarettes not smoked, saving a ton of money (except now I am
eating more candy bars), so far it is an amazing $69.97. Productivity not
lost: 1 day, 22 hours, 35 minutes.

"clearasquartz" <transquartz@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1190561714.603829.16440@g4g2000hsf.googlegrou ps.com...
>
>>
>> I wanna encourage everyone to keep on being EX-smokers, and party on!
>>
>> Donnie
>>
>> One week, five days, 4 hours, 18 minutes and 20 seconds. 487 gross
>> tasting
>> and smelling cigarettes not smoked, saving a ton of money (except now I
>> am
>> eating more dark chocolate peanut m&m's), so far it is an amazing $60.90.
>> Productivity not lost: 1 day, 16 hours, 35 minutes.
>
>
> You're meter is getting bigger and bigger. Keep doing whatever it is
> your doing. You already know that you can do this. Ya arrogant
> asshole!
>
> Hugs, Crystal
>