Islam

Islam is a religion for all tiiime,It worked thousands of Years
ago,itworked today and it will work in thhe future,It works with
moderntechnology and even without it.It is timeless.It givesany person
woman,man and child their rights and justice forthe oppressed.I guides
people to understanding their purpose in thislife.To worship Allah
alone. They understand the meaning of life.Muslims all over the world
is your family even when you have none.Muslims want everyone to Know
Islam so everyone can go to heaven,notjust themselves.Islam is Quran
is the blueprint to this life so we can be rewarded inthe next.Its
rules are clear and simple.Even children can understand the oneness of
Allah. Reverts to Islaminclude the most educated to the
uneducated.Islamis easy for one to follow but not too easy ,strict
but not harshon one to obey Allah is will.Islam answers many
questions about our God (Allah) and what isexpected of us and what our
rewared is or will be .It can cure thedeppressed.Islam is not
prejudiced, it makes every race equal.It protects the orphans of this
world.It gives them their rights and credits those who take care of
them. Science proves Islam is the true religion of God (Allah)

you sir are a fuckwit islam sects go back 14-1600 years, Allah is Aramaic
for Father/God no patent there, th only way islam will make infidels, which
by the way make up most of the worlds current population free is to kill
them. Islam as preached and practiced by the Imans, Mullahs et al is the
anathma of anything more modern than the homing explosive(human) bomb.


"Islam made me free" <nmmm_1428@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:ef472fc8-cb27-4836-9fe3-3084e276752f@d4g2000prg.googlegroups.com...
> Islam is a religion for all tiiime,It worked thousands of Years
> ago,itworked today and it will work in thhe future,It works with
> moderntechnology and even without it.It is timeless.It givesany person
> woman,man and child their rights and justice forthe oppressed.I guides
> people to understanding their purpose in thislife.To worship Allah
> alone. They understand the meaning of life.Muslims all over the world
> is your family even when you have none.Muslims want everyone to Know
> Islam so everyone can go to heaven,notjust themselves.Islam is Quran
> is the blueprint to this life so we can be rewarded inthe next.Its
> rules are clear and simple.Even children can understand the oneness of
> Allah. Reverts to Islaminclude the most educated to the
> uneducated.Islamis easy for one to follow but not too easy ,strict
> but not harshon one to obey Allah is will.Islam answers many
> questions about our God (Allah) and what isexpected of us and what our
> rewared is or will be .It can cure thedeppressed.Islam is not
> prejudiced, it makes every race equal.It protects the orphans of this
> world.It gives them their rights and credits those who take care of
> them. Science proves Islam is the true religion of God (Allah)

Ahhh, Cat Stevens! Welcome back. You're no longer "Pretty Young" anymore.

--
AZ
"Islam made me free" <nmmm_1428@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:ef472fc8-cb27-4836-9fe3-3084e276752f@d4g2000prg.googlegroups.com...
> Islam is a religion for all tiiime,It worked thousands of Years
> ago,itworked today and it will work in thhe future,It works with
> moderntechnology and even without it.It is timeless.It givesany person
> woman,man and child their rights and justice forthe oppressed.I guides
> people to understanding their purpose in thislife.To worship Allah
> alone. They understand the meaning of life.Muslims all over the world
> is your family even when you have none.Muslims want everyone to Know
> Islam so everyone can go to heaven,notjust themselves.Islam is Quran
> is the blueprint to this life so we can be rewarded inthe next.Its
> rules are clear and simple.Even children can understand the oneness of
> Allah. Reverts to Islaminclude the most educated to the
> uneducated.Islamis easy for one to follow but not too easy ,strict
> but not harshon one to obey Allah is will.Islam answers many
> questions about our God (Allah) and what isexpected of us and what our
> rewared is or will be .It can cure thedeppressed.Islam is not
> prejudiced, it makes every race equal.It protects the orphans of this
> world.It gives them their rights and credits those who take care of
> them. Science proves Islam is the true religion of God (Allah)

On Sat, 1 Dec 2007 19:14:38 -0800 (PST), Islam made me free
<nmmm_1428@hotmail.com> wrote:

Was it THAT bad in prison?

Ever noticed how most religions are convinced they're the "true"
religion?
I've always kind of figured God doesn't much care what religion you
are, as long as you're a good person.

On Sun, 2 Dec 2007 14:17:40 -0800 (PST), writer272002
<writer272002@gmail.com> wrote:

>Ever noticed how most religions are convinced they're the "true"
>religion?
>I've always kind of figured God doesn't much care what religion you
>are, as long as you're a good person.

Funny thing, I was thinking back on mine today.
I was (Haha) a choir boy.
Being ugly as a kid, I was never abused, so no joke material
there...

And the thought I had, unbidden, was,
"Do you realize that all those hymns were SINGING COMMERCIALS??"

Think about it.
Deep, Huh?

I bet it is the Chantix, in there still working on the Nicodeamon,
saying, "I license Thee to depart, and let there forever be peace
between me and Thee".
Woops, wrong Rite, wrong Brand. See you in Heck! :-)

I was an alter girl!
--
Lynn VOF Leaper
"Everyone seems normal until you get to know them."



"ThisTime" <nope@notonusenet.him> wrote in message
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> Funny thing, I was thinking back on mine today.
> I was (Haha) a choir boy.

ThisTime <nope@notonusenet.him> wrote in
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>
>
>>Ever noticed how most religions are convinced they're the "true"
>>religion?


There's no problem with people convinced that their religion is the "true
one" - its when they become intolerant of other beliefs that we have a
problem. (my humble opinion only)


---
Wayne Baker
Cold Turkey Quit Date: August 4, 2007
Nicotine Free: 3M 4w 20h
Not Smoked: 3,503
$$ Better Spent: $578.00

S' OK, THIStime. I actually was raised a (gasp!) Southern Baptist.
Sssh ... don't tell anyone. I have a rep to protect.

:P

Agreed, Wayne. They're entitled to their own opinions as long as they
don't start looking down on others.

On Mon, 3 Dec 2007 11:14:00 -0800 (PST), writer272002
<writer272002@gmail.com> wrote:

>S' OK, THIStime. I actually was raised a (gasp!) Southern Baptist.
>Sssh ... don't tell anyone. I have a rep to protect.

I won't tell. Same Product, different brand.
Come forward, Sister, and Be Saved.
CoE here.
Decades ago, the National Lampoon has an illustrations of various
Hells for different denominations.
"The Baptist Hell: For wearing an immodest skirt."
"The RC Hell: For masturbation"
And my favourite,
"The Episcopalian Hell: For eating oysters with the dinner fork".

"Wayne" <nospamloansarranger@cox.net> wrote
> writer272002 <writer272002@gmail.com> wrote in
>
>> S' OK, THIStime. I actually was raised a (gasp!) Southern Baptist.
>> Sssh ... don't tell anyone. I have a rep to protect.
>>
>>:P
>>
>
> Same campground almost....Wesleyan Methodist (Holiness Churches) for my
> damage. Nothing that 11 years of theraphy couldn't help me to start to
> deprogram from :-)
>
>
Catholic school girl here.
Still in therapy.
;-)

writer272002 <writer272002@gmail.com> wrote in news:5fa44438-f4dc-470d-
836c-d8ae0480d4f0@e10g2000prf.googlegroups.com:

> S' OK, THIStime. I actually was raised a (gasp!) Southern Baptist.
> Sssh ... don't tell anyone. I have a rep to protect.
>
>:P
>

Same campground almost....Wesleyan Methodist (Holiness Churches) for my
damage. Nothing that 11 years of theraphy couldn't help me to start to
deprogram from :-)


---
Wayne Baker
Cold Turkey Quit Date: August 4, 2007
Nicotine Free: 3M 4w 1d 5h
Not Smoked: 3,518
$$ Better Spent: $580.47

"CuckooCat" wrote
> Catholic school girl here.
> Still in therapy.

Uh... do you still have the little plaid skirt, knee socks, Peter Pan blouse
and string tie?
How much to put them on and dance for me...?

Jef.
(Altar boy at St. Margaret's, in the Bronx. See these knuckles? Ruler scars,
I tell ya...!)

"Jef." <jefo715@BITEMEcomcast.net> wrote in message
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>
> "CuckooCat" wrote
>> Catholic school girl here.
>> Still in therapy.
>
> Uh... do you still have the little plaid skirt, knee socks, Peter Pan
> blouse and string tie?
> How much to put them on and dance for me...?
>
> Jef.
> (Altar boy at St. Margaret's, in the Bronx. See these knuckles? Ruler
> scars, I tell ya...!)

Put on that Altar boy dress and you have a deal!

On Dec 3, 3:57 pm, "CuckooCat" <si...@laughing.net> wrote:
> "Jef." <jefo...@BITEMEcomcast.net> wrote in message
>
> news:1pSdnbxoELsR5MnanZ2dnUVZ_hynnZ2d@comcast.com. ..
>
>
>
> > "CuckooCat" wrote
> >> Catholic school girl here.
> >> Still in therapy.
>
> > Uh... do you still have the little plaid skirt, knee socks, Peter Pan
> > blouse and string tie?
> > How much to put them on and dance for me...?
>
> > Jef.
> > (Altar boy at St. Margaret's, in the Bronx. See these knuckles? Ruler
> > scars, I tell ya...!)
>
> Put on that Altar boy dress and you have a deal!

Shit! Wouldn't you two make a pair.
(......people scattering from the street, mothers hiding their
children's eyes, gunfight music starting to play in the
background.......)

"CuckooCat" <silly@laughing.net> wrote in message
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>
> "Jef." <jefo715@BITEMEcomcast.net> wrote in message
> news:1pSdnbxoELsR5MnanZ2dnUVZ_hynnZ2d@comcast.com. ..
>>
>> "CuckooCat" wrote
>>> Catholic school girl here.
>>> Still in therapy.
>>
>> Uh... do you still have the little plaid skirt, knee socks, Peter Pan
>> blouse and string tie?
>> How much to put them on and dance for me...?
>>
>> Jef.
>> (Altar boy at St. Margaret's, in the Bronx. See these knuckles? Ruler
>> scars, I tell ya...!)
>
> Put on that Altar boy dress and you have a deal!

/me gets the camera ready

AnneD

On Mon, 03 Dec 2007 15:20:58 -0500, ThisTime <nope@notonusenet.him>
wrote:

>On Mon, 3 Dec 2007 11:14:00 -0800 (PST), writer272002
><writer272002@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>>S' OK, THIStime. I actually was raised a (gasp!) Southern Baptist.
>>Sssh ... don't tell anyone. I have a rep to protect.
>
>I won't tell. Same Product, different brand.
>Come forward, Sister, and Be Saved.
>CoE here.
>Decades ago, the National Lampoon has an illustrations of various
>Hells for different denominations.
>"The Baptist Hell: For wearing an immodest skirt."
>"The RC Hell: For masturbation"
>And my favourite,
>"The Episcopalian Hell: For eating oysters with the dinner fork".

That would be me. I was not baptized as a child and didn't go to
church very much except a "community" church when I was in elementary
school. In my 30s I started getting worried about this lack of
baptism. I couldn't afford car insurance, health insurance, life
insurance or renter's insurance. They were giving away religion
insurance for free so I took them up on it. Coincidence was that all
the while I was growing up if someone asked me my religion I always
said Episcopalian because it sounded so fancy.
Sue

>
>

On Sun, 2 Dec 2007 14:17:40 -0800 (PST), writer272002
<writer272002@gmail.com> wrote:

>Ever noticed how most religions are convinced they're the "true"
>religion?
>I've always kind of figured God doesn't much care what religion you
>are, as long as you're a good person.

That's my opinion, too.
Sue

>Hells for different denominations.
>"The Baptist Hell: For wearing an immodest skirt."
>"The RC Hell: For masturbation"
>And my favourite,
>"The Episcopalian Hell: For eating oysters with the dinner fork".

Someone much wiser than I said, somewhere, sometime, "Heck is the
destination for all those who don't believe in Gosh."

That always makes me smile.

--
BessieBee

"My face, I don't mind it because I am behind it.
It's the folks out front that get the jolt."
~My Grandma, 1898-1981~

On Dec 3, 8:34 pm, BessieBee <Bessie...@Idontsmokeanymore.com> wrote:
> Someone much wiser than I said, somewhere, sometime, "Heck is the
> destination for all those who don't believe in Gosh."
>
> That always makes me smile.
>
> --
> BessieBee
>

That's classic!!!!!

> Same campground almost....Wesleyan Methodist (Holiness Churches) for my
> damage. Nothing that 11 years of theraphy couldn't help me to start to
> deprogram from :-)
>
I hear you, my friend. I hear you.

> And my favourite,
> "The Episcopalian Hell: For eating oysters with the dinner fork".

Right!

"writer272002" wrote
> S' OK, THIStime. I actually was raised a (gasp!) Southern Baptist.
> Sssh ... don't tell anyone. I have a rep to protect.
>
> :P

I am an Asparagus (orthodox).
--
Les Stewart 7y+
Beaumont, TX 30ºN 94ºW

On Dec 3, 10:03 pm, "Les Stewart" <no...@nnnoooohow.com> wrote:
> I am an Asparagus (orthodox).
> --
> Les Stewart 7y+
> Beaumont, TX 30ºN 94ºW

Les, you ever seen VeggieTales?

On Dec 3, 3:20 pm, ThisTime <n...@notonusenet.him> wrote:
> <writer writ:
> >S' OK, THIStime. I actually was raised a (gasp!) Southern Baptist.
> >Sssh ... don't tell anyone. I have a rep to protect.
>
> I won't tell. Same Product, different brand.
> Come forward, Sister, and Be Saved.
> CoE here.
> Decades ago, the National Lampoon has an illustrations of various
> Hells for different denominations.
> "The Baptist Hell: For wearing an immodest skirt."
> "The RC Hell: For masturbation"
> And my favourite,
> "The Episcopalian Hell: For eating oysters with the dinner fork".

Which reminds me of a joke (of course, most things remind me of a
joke)

What's the difference between Jews, Methodists and Baptists?

Jews don't recognize Jesus as the Son of God.
Methodists (or fill in any other protestant denomination) don't
recognize the Pope as being infallable.
Baptists don't recognize each other at the liquor store.

Cheers,
Rob

Bwahahahahahahaha!!! That's really funny.
With hope and heart,
Kathleen

"Billy Bob F." <billybobf@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> On Dec 3, 3:20 pm, ThisTime <n...@notonusenet.him> wrote:
>> <writer writ:
>> >S' OK, THIStime. I actually was raised a (gasp!) Southern Baptist.
>> >Sssh ... don't tell anyone. I have a rep to protect.
>>
>> I won't tell. Same Product, different brand.
>> Come forward, Sister, and Be Saved.
>> CoE here.
>> Decades ago, the National Lampoon has an illustrations of various
>> Hells for different denominations.
>> "The Baptist Hell: For wearing an immodest skirt."
>> "The RC Hell: For masturbation"
>> And my favourite,
>> "The Episcopalian Hell: For eating oysters with the dinner fork".
>
> Which reminds me of a joke (of course, most things remind me of a
> joke)
>
> What's the difference between Jews, Methodists and Baptists?
>
> Jews don't recognize Jesus as the Son of God.
> Methodists (or fill in any other protestant denomination) don't
> recognize the Pope as being infallable.
> Baptists don't recognize each other at the liquor store.
>
> Cheers,
> Rob

On Mon, 3 Dec 2007 22:03:38 -0600, "Les Stewart"
<noway@nnnoooohow.com> wrote:


>I am an Asparagus (orthodox).

Im always wanted to ask one of you....

Every time I eat asparagaus.....
You know...
Why is this?

>"CuckooCat" wrote
>> Catholic school girl here.
>> Still in therapy.
>

>Uh... do you still have the little plaid skirt, knee socks, Peter Pan blouse
>and string tie?
>How much to put them on and dance for me...?
>
And do not forget to tell us about the
*Patent Leather Shoes* warnings from the Sisters!

"DavidL" wrote:

>Les, you ever seen VeggieTales?

I've never heard of it. I did google it and saw something about "Dave and
the Giant Pickle"..... I was afraid to read any further......
--
Les Stewart 7y+
Beaumont, TX 30ºN 94ºW

On Mon, 3 Dec 2007 22:03:38 -0600, "Les Stewart"
<noway@nnnoooohow.com> wrote:

>
>"writer272002" wrote
>> S' OK, THIStime. I actually was raised a (gasp!) Southern Baptist.
>> Sssh ... don't tell anyone. I have a rep to protect.
>>
>> :P
>
>I am an Asparagus (orthodox).

Does this have anything to do with playing stoop tag in the asparagus
patch?
Sue

On Dec 4, 8:12 am, "Les Stewart" <no...@nnnoooohow.com> wrote:
> "DavidL" wrote:
> >Les, you ever seen VeggieTales?
>
> I've never heard of it. I did google it and saw something about "Dave and
> the Giant Pickle"..... I was afraid to read any further......
> --
> Les Stewart 7y+
> Beaumont, TX 30ºN 94ºW

It's cartoon vegetable character that teach kids bible stories and
lessons.
Very nice stuff whether your religious or not.
"Junior Asparagus" is very cool little kid in some of them.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VeggieTales
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Junior_Asparagus

Giant Pickles??? Were they Heinz Pickles???

FlatironMike
Pickleman
Nine months, three weeks, two days, 14 hours, 21 minutes and 8
seconds. 5931 cigarettes not smoked, saving $1,779.59. Life saved: 2
weeks, 6 days, 14 hours, 15 minutes.

"DavidL" <Dvd716@gmail.com> wrote in message
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On Dec 4, 8:12 am, "Les Stewart" <no...@nnnoooohow.com> wrote:
> "DavidL" wrote:
> >Les, you ever seen VeggieTales?
>
> I've never heard of it. I did google it and saw something about "Dave and
> the Giant Pickle"..... I was afraid to read any further......
> --
> Les Stewart 7y+
> Beaumont, TX 30ºN 94ºW

It's cartoon vegetable character that teach kids bible stories and
lessons.
Very nice stuff whether your religious or not.
"Junior Asparagus" is very cool little kid in some of them.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VeggieTales
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Junior_Asparagus

Larry the cucumber and Bob the tomato aren't bad either. I love
VeggieTales, got em all!

Karen aka Blue Eyes VOF