May I rant

So, I am driving my fucking BMW down the highway, and the pecker head in
front of me is driving a fucking something that is put together with a
goddamn duct tape. I want to pass his ass, because the fucking car is
coming apart right in front of me, but he kept speeding up. That piece of
shit of his made it to 87 MPH, and then I floored mine. At that second, his
exhaust pipe came flying at my car. I was doing way above 90 so I could not
avoid it. It hit the grill of my car. The motherfucker didn't even have a
plate to write down the number. And I swear to you the car had so much Duct
tape I had no idea what the car was, except I know it survived WWI. No my
car is smoking (No pun intended) and making all kind of noises. I take the
exit, and I notice that the temp. meter is on Red. FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!, I
said. I stop and wanted to pop the hood. And there it was. His pipe is
stuck in my grill, deep into it. Now I make phone calls to service centers.
None of these assholes will even look at my car. I call the insurance
company, tell them what happened, they said I have to file a claim but
without the other car, I probably will not have a case. I screamed at the
lady, asking her to explain how that fucking pipe got in the grill of my
car. Guess what she said? "I don't know your driving habits, sir". I went
nuts, and she hung up. Had to take the car to the dealer. Boy, were they
smiling when my car showed up on a tow truck. My fan is busted. $1000,000.
The radiator needs to be replaced. 100,000,000. The Vacuum system, yes,
Had I known that I wouldn't have bought a fucking Dyson, anyway, the Vacuum
System needs to be replaced. And a new grill. The total bill is going to
be $3,778.43. Jesus Christ!
I did not work today. All I did is curse all day long. It mattered very
little who it was, I cussed him (her) out. Everybody was a sonuvabitch, or
a bitch, and somehow they were related to the accident. The police? I
should have called Reno 911 instead, because these fuckers that showed up
were like the fucking Marx Brothers.
The worst part, I won't get my car till tomorrow. I told them to pick me up
at 8 am, because I have more cussing to do, and I want to make sure they
start working on my car rightaway. It's the fucking weekend, for Christ's
Sake. I'll deal with the insurance company AND my lawyer later.

Not for a second did I think about smoking. Fuck, I was too busy Cursing

Thank you for listening..err..reading.

--
AZ

On Nov 29, 8:16 pm, "AZ" <zikra.nos...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> So, I am driving my fucking BMW down the highway, and the pecker head in
> front of me is driving a fucking something that is put together with a
> goddamn duct tape. I want to pass his ass, because the fucking car is
> coming apart right in front of me, but he kept speeding up. That piece of
> shit of his made it to 87 MPH, and then I floored mine. At that second, his
> exhaust pipe came flying at my car. I was doing way above 90 so I could not
> avoid it. It hit the grill of my car. The motherfucker didn't even have a
> plate to write down the number. And I swear to you the car had so much Duct
> tape I had no idea what the car was, except I know it survived WWI. No my
> car is smoking (No pun intended) and making all kind of noises. I take the
> exit, and I notice that the temp. meter is on Red. FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!, I
> said. I stop and wanted to pop the hood. And there it was. His pipe is
> stuck in my grill, deep into it. Now I make phone calls to service centers.
> None of these assholes will even look at my car. I call the insurance
> company, tell them what happened, they said I have to file a claim but
> without the other car, I probably will not have a case. I screamed at the
> lady, asking her to explain how that fucking pipe got in the grill of my
> car. Guess what she said? "I don't know your driving habits, sir". I went
> nuts, and she hung up. Had to take the car to the dealer. Boy, were they
> smiling when my car showed up on a tow truck. My fan is busted. $1000,000.
> The radiator needs to be replaced. 100,000,000. The Vacuum system, yes,
> Had I known that I wouldn't have bought a fucking Dyson, anyway, the Vacuum
> System needs to be replaced. And a new grill. The total bill is going to
> be $3,778.43. Jesus Christ!
> I did not work today. All I did is curse all day long. It mattered very
> little who it was, I cussed him (her) out. Everybody was a sonuvabitch, or
> a bitch, and somehow they were related to the accident. The police? I
> should have called Reno 911 instead, because these fuckers that showed up
> were like the fucking Marx Brothers.
> The worst part, I won't get my car till tomorrow. I told them to pick me up
> at 8 am, because I have more cussing to do, and I want to make sure they
> start working on my car rightaway. It's the fucking weekend, for Christ's
> Sake. I'll deal with the insurance company AND my lawyer later.
>
> Not for a second did I think about smoking. Fuck, I was too busy Cursing
>
> Thank you for listening..err..reading.
>
> --
> AZ

Well, just a quiet observation - I don't want to incur any wrath - if
this asshole was driving 87 mpr - what the hell were you doing trying
to pass him?

ROFL!!!!!!

Sorry about the expense AZ - but I wondered the same thing as Pam did.

<duckingOutNow>

Pam wrote:

> Well, just a quiet observation - I don't want to incur any wrath - if
> this asshole was driving 87 mpr - what the hell were you doing trying
> to pass him?

--

Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs.
www.ciggyfree.com

On Thu, 29 Nov 2007 19:16:52 -0600, "AZ" <zikra.nospam@yahoo.com>
wrote:

>So, I am driving my fucking BMW down the highway, and the pecker head in
>front of me is driving a fucking something that is put together with a
>goddamn duct tape. I want to pass his ass, because the fucking car is
>coming apart right in front of me, but he kept speeding up. That piece of
>shit of his made it to 87 MPH, and then I floored mine. At that second, his
>exhaust pipe came flying at my car. I was doing way above 90 so I could not
>avoid it. It hit the grill of my car. The motherfucker didn't even have a
>plate to write down the number. And I swear to you the car had so much Duct
>tape I had no idea what the car was, except I know it survived WWI. No my
>car is smoking (No pun intended) and making all kind of noises. I take the
>exit, and I notice that the temp. meter is on Red. FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!, I
>said. I stop and wanted to pop the hood. And there it was. His pipe is
>stuck in my grill, deep into it. Now I make phone calls to service centers.
>None of these assholes will even look at my car. I call the insurance
>company, tell them what happened, they said I have to file a claim but
>without the other car, I probably will not have a case. I screamed at the
>lady, asking her to explain how that fucking pipe got in the grill of my
>car. Guess what she said? "I don't know your driving habits, sir". I went
>nuts, and she hung up. Had to take the car to the dealer. Boy, were they
>smiling when my car showed up on a tow truck. My fan is busted. $1000,000.
>The radiator needs to be replaced. 100,000,000. The Vacuum system, yes,
>Had I known that I wouldn't have bought a fucking Dyson, anyway, the Vacuum
>System needs to be replaced. And a new grill. The total bill is going to
>be $3,778.43. Jesus Christ!
>I did not work today. All I did is curse all day long. It mattered very
>little who it was, I cussed him (her) out. Everybody was a sonuvabitch, or
>a bitch, and somehow they were related to the accident. The police? I
>should have called Reno 911 instead, because these fuckers that showed up
>were like the fucking Marx Brothers.
>The worst part, I won't get my car till tomorrow. I told them to pick me up
>at 8 am, because I have more cussing to do, and I want to make sure they
>start working on my car rightaway. It's the fucking weekend, for Christ's
>Sake. I'll deal with the insurance company AND my lawyer later.
>
>Not for a second did I think about smoking. Fuck, I was too busy Cursing
>
>Thank you for listening..err..reading.

(With apologies to Wayne) Kiddo, you get a 10 on that one even thought
there's no fuckadoodledo. I'm sure sorry for all your problems. Good
for you for not smoking!!!
Sue

>That piece of
>shit of his made it to 87 MPH, and then I floored mine. At that second, his
>exhaust pipe came flying at my car. I was doing way above 90 so I could not
>avoid it. It hit the grill of my car.

Payback, perhaps?

That's the kind of driving that scares the living crap out of me and
costs people's lives.

There's probably someone else on another group or forum ranting about
the assholes playing driving tag at 90mph.

No sympathy from me. Your bill should be double. Triple.

Yeah. Payback.

--
BessieBee

"My face, I don't mind it because I am behind it.
It's the folks out front that get the jolt."
~My Grandma, 1898-1981~

"AZ" <zikra.nospam@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:MvJ3j.5386$k27.706@bignews2.bellsouth.net:

> So, I am driving my ******* (hokey) BMW down the highway, and the
***** **** gentleman
> in front of me is driving a ******* indescrible something that is put
together
> with a ******* rediculous duct tape. I want to pass *** *** him,
because the ******* deteriorating
> car is coming apart right in front of me, but he kept speeding up.
> That piece of **** metal of his made it to 87 MPH, and then I floored
mine.
> At that second, his exhaust pipe came flying at my car. I was doing
> way above 90 so I could not avoid it. It hit the grill of my car.
> The ************ gentleman didn't even have a plate to write down the
number.
> And I swear to you the car had so much Duct tape I had no idea what
> the car was, except I know it survived WWI. No (Now) my car is smoking
(No
> pun intended) and making all kind of noises. I take the exit, and I
> notice that the temp. meter is on Red. ****! ****! ****!, Darn! Darn!
Darn! I said. I
> stop(ed) and wanted to pop the hood. And there it was. His pipe is
(was) stuck
> in my grill, deep into it. Now I make phone calls to service centers.
> None of these ******** professionals will even look at my car. I call
the insurance
> company, tell them what happened, they said I have to file a claim but
> without the other car, I probably will not have a case. I screamed at
> the lady, asking her to explain how that ******* intercoursing pipe
got in the grill
> of my car. Guess what she said? "I don't know your driving habits,
> sir". I went nuts, and she hung up. Had to take the car to the
> dealer. Boy, were they smiling when my car showed up on a tow truck.
> My fan is busted. $1000,000. The radiator needs to be replaced.
> 100,000,000. The Vacuum system, yes, Had I known that I wouldn't have
> bought a ******* silly Dyson, anyway, the Vacuum System needs to be
> replaced. And a new grill. The total bill is going to be $3,778.43.
> Jesus Christ! The son of God whose birth we celebrate at this time of
the year....thank you for your love and what you did for us on the
cross!!! I did not work today. All I did is curse all day long.
> It mattered very little who it was, I cussed him (her) out. Everybody
> was a sonuvabitch, or a bitch, and somehow they were related to the
> accident. The police? I should have called Reno 911 instead, because
> these fuckers that showed up were like the fucking Marx Brothers.
> The worst part, I won't get my car till tomorrow. I told them to pick
> me up at 8 am, because I have more cussing to do, and I want to make
> sure they start working on my car rightaway. It's the ******* lousy
> weekend, for ******** ****cryin out loud. I'll deal with the
insurance company AND
> my lawyer later.
>
> Not for a second did I think about smoking. ****Man, I was too busy
> Cursing
>
> Thank you for listening..err..reading.
>

>
> Not for a second did I think about smoking. Fuck, I was too busy Cursing
>
Hey, whatever works, man.
Sorry that happened. But really, I hate drivers like that too. I've
had too many wrecks. I drive like a grandma these days.

:P
Ashley

Sorry to hear of the misfortune, I can hardly believe the insurance is
playing a-hole on this either ! Gosh, how could they blame a flying part on
driving ? I would surely press on with that issue, what's the use if they
can skirt so easy ?

I don't carry full coverage on my cycle, and will drop it on the truck when
I get it paid off. I look at the savings as a gamble, I have used auto ins
twice in my life and @ what cost ?

Liability only......here I come.

Steve

NicoDemon Free for Two weeks, three days, 23 hours, 38 minutes and 24
seconds. Didn't smoke 539 cigarettes so far, saving $91.72 for motorcycle or
puter parts. Extended my life expectancy at least: 1 day, 20 hours, 55
minutes. I put my last one out on Nov 11th 2007 @ 10:03 PM and will not
cheat a single smoke.

On Nov 29, 7:16 pm, "AZ" <zikra.nos...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> So, I am driving my fucking BMW down the highway, and the pecker head in
> front of me is driving a fucking something that is put together with a
> goddamn duct tape. I want to pass his ass, because the fucking car is
> coming apart right in front of me, but he kept speeding up. That piece of
> shit of his made it to 87 MPH, and then I floored mine. At that second, his
> exhaust pipe came flying at my car. I was doing way above 90 so I could not
> avoid it. It hit the grill of my car. The motherfucker didn't even have a
> plate to write down the number. And I swear to you the car had so much Duct
> tape I had no idea what the car was, except I know it survived WWI. No my
> car is smoking (No pun intended) and making all kind of noises. I take the
> exit, and I notice that the temp. meter is on Red. FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!, I
> said. I stop and wanted to pop the hood. And there it was. His pipe is
> stuck in my grill, deep into it. Now I make phone calls to service centers.
> None of these assholes will even look at my car. I call the insurance
> company, tell them what happened, they said I have to file a claim but
> without the other car, I probably will not have a case. I screamed at the
> lady, asking her to explain how that fucking pipe got in the grill of my
> car. Guess what she said? "I don't know your driving habits, sir". I went
> nuts, and she hung up. Had to take the car to the dealer. Boy, were they
> smiling when my car showed up on a tow truck. My fan is busted. $1000,000.
> The radiator needs to be replaced. 100,000,000. The Vacuum system, yes,
> Had I known that I wouldn't have bought a fucking Dyson, anyway, the Vacuum
> System needs to be replaced. And a new grill. The total bill is going to
> be $3,778.43. Jesus Christ!
> I did not work today. All I did is curse all day long. It mattered very
> little who it was, I cussed him (her) out. Everybody was a sonuvabitch, or
> a bitch, and somehow they were related to the accident. The police? I
> should have called Reno 911 instead, because these fuckers that showed up
> were like the fucking Marx Brothers.
> The worst part, I won't get my car till tomorrow. I told them to pick me up
> at 8 am, because I have more cussing to do, and I want to make sure they
> start working on my car rightaway. It's the fucking weekend, for Christ's
> Sake. I'll deal with the insurance company AND my lawyer later.
>
> Not for a second did I think about smoking. Fuck, I was too busy Cursing
>
> Thank you for listening..err..reading.
>
> --
> AZ

Even without a case against anyone, will they pay??

On Nov 29, 8:53 pm, Wayne <nospamloansarran...@cox.net> wrote:
> "AZ" <zikra.nos...@yahoo.com> wrote innews:MvJ3j.5386$k27.706@bignews2.bellsouth.net:
>
> > So, I am driving my ******* (hokey) BMW down the highway, and the
>
> ***** **** gentleman> in front of me is driving a ******* indescrible something that is put
> together
> > with a ******* rediculous duct tape. I want to pass *** *** him,
>
> because the ******* deteriorating
>
>
>
> > car is coming apart right in front of me, but he kept speeding up.
> > That piece of **** metal of his made it to 87 MPH, and then I floored
> mine.
> > At that second, his exhaust pipe came flying at my car. I was doing
> > way above 90 so I could not avoid it. It hit the grill of my car.
> > The ************ gentleman didn't even have a plate to write down the
> number.
> > And I swear to you the car had so much Duct tape I had no idea what
> > the car was, except I know it survived WWI. No (Now) my car is smoking
> (No
> > pun intended) and making all kind of noises. I take the exit, and I
> > notice that the temp. meter is on Red. ****! ****! ****!, Darn! Darn!
> Darn! I said. I
> > stop(ed) and wanted to pop the hood. And there it was. His pipe is
> (was) stuck
> > in my grill, deep into it. Now I make phone calls to service centers.
> > None of these ******** professionals will even look at my car. I call
> the insurance
> > company, tell them what happened, they said I have to file a claim but
> > without the other car, I probably will not have a case. I screamed at
> > the lady, asking her to explain how that ******* intercoursing pipe
> got in the grill
> > of my car. Guess what she said? "I don't know your driving habits,
> > sir". I went nuts, and she hung up. Had to take the car to the
> > dealer. Boy, were they smiling when my car showed up on a tow truck.
> > My fan is busted. $1000,000. The radiator needs to be replaced.
> > 100,000,000. The Vacuum system, yes, Had I known that I wouldn't have
> > bought a ******* silly Dyson, anyway, the Vacuum System needs to be
> > replaced. And a new grill. The total bill is going to be $3,778.43.
> > Jesus Christ! The son of God whose birth we celebrate at this time of
>
> the year....thank you for your love and what you did for us on the
> cross!!! I did not work today. All I did is curse all day long.> It mattered very little who it was, I cussed him (her) out. Everybody
> > was a sonuvabitch, or a bitch, and somehow they were related to the
> > accident. The police? I should have called Reno 911 instead, because
> > these fuckers that showed up were like the fucking Marx Brothers.
> > The worst part, I won't get my car till tomorrow. I told them to pick
> > me up at 8 am, because I have more cussing to do, and I want to make
> > sure they start working on my car rightaway. It's the ******* lousy
> > weekend, for ******** ****cryin out loud. I'll deal with the
>
> insurance company AND
>
>
>
> > my lawyer later.
>
> > Not for a second did I think about smoking. ****Man, I was too busy
> > Cursing
>
> > Thank you for listening..err..reading.- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

Wayne, I could have sworn it was in decline.
Maybe I just quit noticing it.
Or maybe it reappeared when you did.

You were following a guy at speeds in excess of 90 MPH because you
thought his car was going to start losing pieces and damage yours
(which happened) and your insurance company won't pay for the damages
because they think it was the *other* guy's fault and you now have to
hire a lawyer to prove to your insurance company that it was obviously
your fault in order to get your insurance company to pay for the
damages???

Frickin' wild!

-- Marvin

On Nov 29, 8:16 pm, "AZ" <zikra.nos...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> So, I am driving my fucking BMW down the highway, and the pecker head in
> front of me is driving a fucking something that is put together with a
> goddamn duct tape. I want to pass his ass, because the fucking car is
> coming apart right in front of me, but he kept speeding up. That piece of
> shit of his made it to 87 MPH, and then I floored mine. At that second, his
> exhaust pipe came flying at my car. I was doing way above 90 so I could not
> avoid it. It hit the grill of my car. The motherfucker didn't even have a
> plate to write down the number. And I swear to you the car had so much Duct
> tape I had no idea what the car was, except I know it survived WWI. No my
> car is smoking (No pun intended) and making all kind of noises. I take the
> exit, and I notice that the temp. meter is on Red. FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!, I
> said. I stop and wanted to pop the hood. And there it was. His pipe is
> stuck in my grill, deep into it. Now I make phone calls to service centers.
> None of these assholes will even look at my car. I call the insurance
> company, tell them what happened, they said I have to file a claim but
> without the other car, I probably will not have a case. I screamed at the
> lady, asking her to explain how that fucking pipe got in the grill of my
> car. Guess what she said? "I don't know your driving habits, sir". I went
> nuts, and she hung up. Had to take the car to the dealer. Boy, were they
> smiling when my car showed up on a tow truck. My fan is busted. $1000,000.
> The radiator needs to be replaced. 100,000,000. The Vacuum system, yes,
> Had I known that I wouldn't have bought a fucking Dyson, anyway, the Vacuum
> System needs to be replaced. And a new grill. The total bill is going to
> be $3,778.43. Jesus Christ!
> I did not work today. All I did is curse all day long. It mattered very
> little who it was, I cussed him (her) out. Everybody was a sonuvabitch, or
> a bitch, and somehow they were related to the accident. The police? I
> should have called Reno 911 instead, because these fuckers that showed up
> were like the fucking Marx Brothers.
> The worst part, I won't get my car till tomorrow. I told them to pick me up
> at 8 am, because I have more cussing to do, and I want to make sure they
> start working on my car rightaway. It's the fucking weekend, for Christ's
> Sake. I'll deal with the insurance company AND my lawyer later.
>
> Not for a second did I think about smoking. Fuck, I was too busy Cursing
>
> Thank you for listening..err..reading.
>
> --
> AZ

Once upon a time, AZ said:

>Not for a second did I think about smoking. Fuck, I was too busy Cursing

And that's what matters buddy.
I will remember this story and tell it my wife the next time she
complains when I take a car over *as soon as I can*!

--
Tihomir 6M *I don't smoke anymore*

The path to success is to take massive, determined action.
- Anthony Robbins

I was trying to pass him to avoid all the shit that was flying off his so
called car. And the more I sped up the more he did too. What would you,
Pam? Just stop in the middle of the highway and let him go? What if he
stopped too?

--
AZ
"Pam" <PFaust@fortune-johnson.com> wrote in message
news:bb41c6b5-7db7-43c2-a0ca-0dc59f15f8f6@e1g2000hsh.googlegroups.com...
> On Nov 29, 8:16 pm, "AZ" <zikra.nos...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> So, I am driving my fucking BMW down the highway, and the pecker head in
>> front of me is driving a fucking something that is put together with a
>> goddamn duct tape. I want to pass his ass, because the fucking car is
>> coming apart right in front of me, but he kept speeding up. That piece
>> of
>> shit of his made it to 87 MPH, and then I floored mine. At that second,
>> his
>> exhaust pipe came flying at my car. I was doing way above 90 so I could
>> not
>> avoid it. It hit the grill of my car. The motherfucker didn't even have
>> a
>> plate to write down the number. And I swear to you the car had so much
>> Duct
>> tape I had no idea what the car was, except I know it survived WWI. No my
>> car is smoking (No pun intended) and making all kind of noises. I take
>> the
>> exit, and I notice that the temp. meter is on Red. FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!, I
>> said. I stop and wanted to pop the hood. And there it was. His pipe is
>> stuck in my grill, deep into it. Now I make phone calls to service
>> centers.
>> None of these assholes will even look at my car. I call the insurance
>> company, tell them what happened, they said I have to file a claim but
>> without the other car, I probably will not have a case. I screamed at
>> the
>> lady, asking her to explain how that fucking pipe got in the grill of my
>> car. Guess what she said? "I don't know your driving habits, sir". I
>> went
>> nuts, and she hung up. Had to take the car to the dealer. Boy, were
>> they
>> smiling when my car showed up on a tow truck. My fan is busted.
>> $1000,000.
>> The radiator needs to be replaced. 100,000,000. The Vacuum system, yes,
>> Had I known that I wouldn't have bought a fucking Dyson, anyway, the
>> Vacuum
>> System needs to be replaced. And a new grill. The total bill is going
>> to
>> be $3,778.43. Jesus Christ!
>> I did not work today. All I did is curse all day long. It mattered very
>> little who it was, I cussed him (her) out. Everybody was a sonuvabitch,
>> or
>> a bitch, and somehow they were related to the accident. The police? I
>> should have called Reno 911 instead, because these fuckers that showed up
>> were like the fucking Marx Brothers.
>> The worst part, I won't get my car till tomorrow. I told them to pick me
>> up
>> at 8 am, because I have more cussing to do, and I want to make sure they
>> start working on my car rightaway. It's the fucking weekend, for
>> Christ's
>> Sake. I'll deal with the insurance company AND my lawyer later.
>>
>> Not for a second did I think about smoking. Fuck, I was too busy Cursing
>>
>> Thank you for listening..err..reading.
>>
>> --
>> AZ
>
> Well, just a quiet observation - I don't want to incur any wrath - if
> this asshole was driving 87 mpr - what the hell were you doing trying
> to pass him?

Sorry Robbb, but you have to read my response to her. No repeating <g>

--
AZ
"robbb" <robbUSECONTACT@FORMciggyfree.org> wrote in message
news:mNJ3j.51536$Pt.3752@trnddc02...
> ROFL!!!!!!
>
> Sorry about the expense AZ - but I wondered the same thing as Pam did.
>
> <duckingOutNow>
>
> Pam wrote:
>
>> Well, just a quiet observation - I don't want to incur any wrath - if
>> this asshole was driving 87 mpr - what the hell were you doing trying
>> to pass him?
>
> --
>
> Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs.
> www.ciggyfree.com
>

No sympathy required. It was a matter of avoiding a ...never mind. I
respect your opinion

--
AZ
"BessieBee" <BessieBee@Idontsmokeanymore.com> wrote in message
news:qtruk3h9aju5huq2i97prj129hfjl4khio@4ax.com...
> >That piece of
>>shit of his made it to 87 MPH, and then I floored mine. At that second,
>>his
>>exhaust pipe came flying at my car. I was doing way above 90 so I could
>>not
>>avoid it. It hit the grill of my car.
>
> Payback, perhaps?
>
> That's the kind of driving that scares the living crap out of me and
> costs people's lives.
>
> There's probably someone else on another group or forum ranting about
> the assholes playing driving tag at 90mph.
>
> No sympathy from me. Your bill should be double. Triple.
>
> Yeah. Payback.
>
> --
> BessieBee
>
> "My face, I don't mind it because I am behind it.
> It's the folks out front that get the jolt."
> ~My Grandma, 1898-1981~

Maybe I forgot to mention the entire thing started at 60 MPH. And every time
I tried passing him he would speed up, so I slow down and so would he. The
cat and mouse game went on for a while till I had to end it, by passing him.

--
AZ
"Marvin The Paranoid Android" <marvinparanoidandroid@hotmail.com> wrote in
message
news:b85b36d9-aaac-4a86-8339-9b89260e216c@i12g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
> You were following a guy at speeds in excess of 90 MPH because you
> thought his car was going to start losing pieces and damage yours
> (which happened) and your insurance company won't pay for the damages
> because they think it was the *other* guy's fault and you now have to
> hire a lawyer to prove to your insurance company that it was obviously
> your fault in order to get your insurance company to pay for the
> damages???
>
> Frickin' wild!
>
> -- Marvin
>
> On Nov 29, 8:16 pm, "AZ" <zikra.nos...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> So, I am driving my fucking BMW down the highway, and the pecker head in
>> front of me is driving a fucking something that is put together with a
>> goddamn duct tape. I want to pass his ass, because the fucking car is
>> coming apart right in front of me, but he kept speeding up. That piece
>> of
>> shit of his made it to 87 MPH, and then I floored mine. At that second,
>> his
>> exhaust pipe came flying at my car. I was doing way above 90 so I could
>> not
>> avoid it. It hit the grill of my car. The motherfucker didn't even have
>> a
>> plate to write down the number. And I swear to you the car had so much
>> Duct
>> tape I had no idea what the car was, except I know it survived WWI. No my
>> car is smoking (No pun intended) and making all kind of noises. I take
>> the
>> exit, and I notice that the temp. meter is on Red. FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!, I
>> said. I stop and wanted to pop the hood. And there it was. His pipe is
>> stuck in my grill, deep into it. Now I make phone calls to service
>> centers.
>> None of these assholes will even look at my car. I call the insurance
>> company, tell them what happened, they said I have to file a claim but
>> without the other car, I probably will not have a case. I screamed at
>> the
>> lady, asking her to explain how that fucking pipe got in the grill of my
>> car. Guess what she said? "I don't know your driving habits, sir". I
>> went
>> nuts, and she hung up. Had to take the car to the dealer. Boy, were
>> they
>> smiling when my car showed up on a tow truck. My fan is busted.
>> $1000,000.
>> The radiator needs to be replaced. 100,000,000. The Vacuum system, yes,
>> Had I known that I wouldn't have bought a fucking Dyson, anyway, the
>> Vacuum
>> System needs to be replaced. And a new grill. The total bill is going
>> to
>> be $3,778.43. Jesus Christ!
>> I did not work today. All I did is curse all day long. It mattered very
>> little who it was, I cussed him (her) out. Everybody was a sonuvabitch,
>> or
>> a bitch, and somehow they were related to the accident. The police? I
>> should have called Reno 911 instead, because these fuckers that showed up
>> were like the fucking Marx Brothers.
>> The worst part, I won't get my car till tomorrow. I told them to pick me
>> up
>> at 8 am, because I have more cussing to do, and I want to make sure they
>> start working on my car rightaway. It's the fucking weekend, for
>> Christ's
>> Sake. I'll deal with the insurance company AND my lawyer later.
>>
>> Not for a second did I think about smoking. Fuck, I was too busy Cursing
>>
>> Thank you for listening..err..reading.
>>
>> --
>> AZ
>

People...It was just a rant. I wasn't in a chase. the thing started at 60
MPH and he won't let me pass him. I don't play cat and mouse on the road.

--
AZ
"AZ" <zikra.nospam@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:MvJ3j.5386$k27.706@bignews2.bellsouth.net...
> So, I am driving my fucking BMW down the highway, and the pecker head in
> front of me is driving a fucking something that is put together with a
> goddamn duct tape. I want to pass his ass, because the fucking car is
> coming apart right in front of me, but he kept speeding up. That piece of
> shit of his made it to 87 MPH, and then I floored mine. At that second,
> his exhaust pipe came flying at my car. I was doing way above 90 so I
> could not avoid it. It hit the grill of my car. The motherfucker didn't
> even have a plate to write down the number. And I swear to you the car
> had so much Duct tape I had no idea what the car was, except I know it
> survived WWI. No my car is smoking (No pun intended) and making all kind
> of noises. I take the exit, and I notice that the temp. meter is on Red.
> FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!, I said. I stop and wanted to pop the hood. And there
> it was. His pipe is stuck in my grill, deep into it. Now I make phone
> calls to service centers. None of these assholes will even look at my car.
> I call the insurance company, tell them what happened, they said I have to
> file a claim but without the other car, I probably will not have a case.
> I screamed at the lady, asking her to explain how that fucking pipe got in
> the grill of my car. Guess what she said? "I don't know your driving
> habits, sir". I went nuts, and she hung up. Had to take the car to the
> dealer. Boy, were they smiling when my car showed up on a tow truck. My
> fan is busted. $1000,000. The radiator needs to be replaced.
> 100,000,000. The Vacuum system, yes, Had I known that I wouldn't have
> bought a fucking Dyson, anyway, the Vacuum System needs to be replaced.
> And a new grill. The total bill is going to be $3,778.43. Jesus Christ!
> I did not work today. All I did is curse all day long. It mattered very
> little who it was, I cussed him (her) out. Everybody was a sonuvabitch,
> or a bitch, and somehow they were related to the accident. The police? I
> should have called Reno 911 instead, because these fuckers that showed up
> were like the fucking Marx Brothers.
> The worst part, I won't get my car till tomorrow. I told them to pick me
> up at 8 am, because I have more cussing to do, and I want to make sure
> they start working on my car rightaway. It's the fucking weekend, for
> Christ's Sake. I'll deal with the insurance company AND my lawyer later.
>
> Not for a second did I think about smoking. Fuck, I was too busy Cursing
>
> Thank you for listening..err..reading.
>
> --
> AZ
>

I completely understand! I once drove behind a voyager that had loose
drywall panels...
But you didn't smoke ---> OOHRAH AZ!


AZ wrote:
> Sorry Robbb, but you have to read my response to her. No repeating <g>
>

--

Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs.
www.ciggyfree.com

That blows.

It does remind me of a story with a much happier ending.

30 years ago I was heading south on a two lane highway towards
the US Port of Entry at Chief Mountain, Montana. I was going about
65 on my motorcycle and went to pass a guy that had been going
about 60 when I caught up to him. I went to pass and this guy
just kept going faster and faster and faster. I finally edged past
him going a little over 90.

As soon as I passed him, he slowed back down to the 60 he'd
been doing all along and he disappeared into an insignificant
speck in my rear view mirror. We were about 5 miles North of
the US/Canada border and this highway went nowhere else but
the port of entry.

The 5 minute window between my arrival at the Port of Entry
and this guy's allowed me to get into my Customs Inspector uniform
and tell my buddy that I was happy to relieve him for a few minutes,
but that he might want to stick around and enjoy the fun.

I parked my motorcycle right next to the port and leaned against
it, waiting. I still remember the look on this pricks face when
he pulled up and realized what he'd gotten himself into. I didn't
abuse him but I got pretty prickly with some details and he ended
up spending two hours at the port answering a LOT of questions.

Sometimes, it just works.

cheers

Paul
SFB

Yeah, after a whorehouse a rant would be the best place to
look for a good fucking. What the hell did you expect? It's
a rant! This is not alt.support.stop-swearing. You knew it'd
be full of words you don't like, so why the hell didn't you skip
it instead of trying to censor the fuck out of it? Doesn't make
sense.
--
Steven Wright.: "Is it weird in here, or is it just me?"
-
"Wayne" <> schreef in bericht ...
> "AZ" <> wrote in:
>
>> So, I am driving my ******* (hokey) BMW down the highway, and the
> ***** **** gentleman
>> in front of me is driving a ******* indescrible something that is put
> together
>> with a ******* rediculous duct tape. I want to pass *** *** him,
> because the ******* deteriorating
>> car is coming apart right in front of me, but he kept speeding up.
>> That piece of **** metal of his made it to 87 MPH, and then I floored
> mine.
>> At that second, his exhaust pipe came flying at my car. I was doing
>> way above 90 so I could not avoid it. It hit the grill of my car.
>> The ************ gentleman didn't even have a plate to write down the
> number.
>> And I swear to you the car had so much Duct tape I had no idea what
>> the car was, except I know it survived WWI. No (Now) my car is smoking
> (No
>> pun intended) and making all kind of noises. I take the exit, and I
>> notice that the temp. meter is on Red. ****! ****! ****!, Darn! Darn!
> Darn! I said. I
>> stop(ed) and wanted to pop the hood. And there it was. His pipe is
> (was) stuck
>> in my grill, deep into it. Now I make phone calls to service centers.
>> None of these ******** professionals will even look at my car. I call
> the insurance
>> company, tell them what happened, they said I have to file a claim but
>> without the other car, I probably will not have a case. I screamed at
>> the lady, asking her to explain how that ******* intercoursing pipe
> got in the grill
>> of my car. Guess what she said? "I don't know your driving habits,
>> sir". I went nuts, and she hung up. Had to take the car to the
>> dealer. Boy, were they smiling when my car showed up on a tow truck.
>> My fan is busted. $1000,000. The radiator needs to be replaced.
>> 100,000,000. The Vacuum system, yes, Had I known that I wouldn't have
>> bought a ******* silly Dyson, anyway, the Vacuum System needs to be
>> replaced. And a new grill. The total bill is going to be $3,778.43.
>> Jesus Christ! The son of God whose birth we celebrate at this time of
> the year....thank you for your love and what you did for us on the
> cross!!! I did not work today. All I did is curse all day long.
>> It mattered very little who it was, I cussed him (her) out. Everybody
>> was a sonuvabitch, or a bitch, and somehow they were related to the
>> accident. The police? I should have called Reno 911 instead, because
>> these fuckers that showed up were like the fucking Marx Brothers.
>> The worst part, I won't get my car till tomorrow. I told them to pick
>> me up at 8 am, because I have more cussing to do, and I want to make
>> sure they start working on my car rightaway. It's the ******* lousy
>> weekend, for ******** ****cryin out loud. I'll deal with the
> insurance company AND
>> my lawyer later.
>>
>> Not for a second did I think about smoking. ****Man, I was too busy
>> Cursing
>>
>> Thank you for listening..err..reading.
>>
>

On Nov 30, 1:39 pm, "DutchVanAfoort" <znib...@fakeAddy.con> wrote:
> Yeah, after a whorehouse a rant would be the best place to
> look for a good fucking. What the hell did you expect? It's
> a rant! This is not alt.support.stop-swearing. You knew it'd
> be full of words you don't like, so why the hell didn't you skip
> it instead of trying to censor the fuck out of it? Doesn't make
> sense.
> --
> Steven Wright.: "Is it weird in here, or is it just me?"
> -
> "Wayne" <> schreef in bericht ...
>
>
>
> > "AZ" <> wrote in:
>
> >> So, I am driving my ******* (hokey) BMW down the highway, and the
> > ***** **** gentleman
> >> in front of me is driving a ******* indescrible something that is put
> > together
> >> with a ******* rediculous duct tape. I want to pass *** *** him,
> > because the ******* deteriorating
> >> car is coming apart right in front of me, but he kept speeding up.
> >> That piece of **** metal of his made it to 87 MPH, and then I floored
> > mine.
> >> At that second, his exhaust pipe came flying at my car. I was doing
> >> way above 90 so I could not avoid it. It hit the grill of my car.
> >> The ************ gentleman didn't even have a plate to write down the
> > number.
> >> And I swear to you the car had so much Duct tape I had no idea what
> >> the car was, except I know it survived WWI. No (Now) my car is smoking
> > (No
> >> pun intended) and making all kind of noises. I take the exit, and I
> >> notice that the temp. meter is on Red. ****! ****! ****!, Darn! Darn!
> > Darn! I said. I
> >> stop(ed) and wanted to pop the hood. And there it was. His pipe is
> > (was) stuck
> >> in my grill, deep into it. Now I make phone calls to service centers.
> >> None of these ******** professionals will even look at my car. I call
> > the insurance
> >> company, tell them what happened, they said I have to file a claim but
> >> without the other car, I probably will not have a case. I screamed at
> >> the lady, asking her to explain how that ******* intercoursing pipe
> > got in the grill
> >> of my car. Guess what she said? "I don't know your driving habits,
> >> sir". I went nuts, and she hung up. Had to take the car to the
> >> dealer. Boy, were they smiling when my car showed up on a tow truck.
> >> My fan is busted. $1000,000. The radiator needs to be replaced.
> >> 100,000,000. The Vacuum system, yes, Had I known that I wouldn't have
> >> bought a ******* silly Dyson, anyway, the Vacuum System needs to be
> >> replaced. And a new grill. The total bill is going to be $3,778.43.
> >> Jesus Christ! The son of God whose birth we celebrate at this time of
> > the year....thank you for your love and what you did for us on the
> > cross!!! I did not work today. All I did is curse all day long.
> >> It mattered very little who it was, I cussed him (her) out. Everybody
> >> was a sonuvabitch, or a bitch, and somehow they were related to the
> >> accident. The police? I should have called Reno 911 instead, because
> >> these fuckers that showed up were like the fucking Marx Brothers.
> >> The worst part, I won't get my car till tomorrow. I told them to pick
> >> me up at 8 am, because I have more cussing to do, and I want to make
> >> sure they start working on my car rightaway. It's the ******* lousy
> >> weekend, for ******** ****cryin out loud. I'll deal with the
> > insurance company AND
> >> my lawyer later.
>
> >> Not for a second did I think about smoking. ****Man, I was too busy
> >> Cursing
>
> >> Thank you for listening..err..reading.- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

It's an exercise that's all in fun.
How exactly does "schreef in bericht" translate?

Schreef = wrote
in = in
bericht = message

He needs the exercise as well. There wasn't even
compound swearing in this clusterfuck.

--
Steven Wright.: "Is it weird in here, or is it just me?"
-
"DavidL" <> schreef in bericht ...
>
> It's an exercise that's all in fun.
> How exactly does "schreef in bericht" translate?

"clusterfuck" BAHAHAHAHA

--
Lynn VOF Leaper
"Everyone seems normal until you get to know them."



"DutchVanAfoort" <zniborz@fakeAddy.con> wrote in message
news:47506cfc$0$25496$
There wasn't even
> compound swearing in this clusterfuck.

Seeing who could be the bigger asshole. esp since this started at 60 mph (
100 Km here) I guess pulling the fuck over and letting the otherguy go on
his merry reckless way is too much to expect.
--
Lynn VOF Leaper
"Everyone seems normal until you get to know them."



"Pam" <PFaust@fortune-johnson.com> wrote in message
news:bb41c6b5-7db7-43c2-a0ca-
> Well, just a quiet observation - I don't want to incur any wrath - if
> this asshole was driving 87 mpr - what the hell were you doing trying
> to pass him?

Is that what happened to you, Wayne? Because it sure as HELL didn't happen
to me. I don't mean to be impolite, but if you don't like something, please
just skip it and do not correct or later what I say.

--
AZ
"Wayne" <nospamloansarranger@cox.net> wrote in message
news:Xns99F7DE9FCD5A3dloansarrangercoxnet@69.28.18 6.120...
> "AZ" <zikra.nospam@yahoo.com> wrote in
> news:MvJ3j.5386$k27.706@bignews2.bellsouth.net:
>
>> So, I am driving my ******* (hokey) BMW down the highway, and the
> ***** **** gentleman
>> in front of me is driving a ******* indescrible something that is put
> together
>> with a ******* rediculous duct tape. I want to pass *** *** him,
> because the ******* deteriorating
>> car is coming apart right in front of me, but he kept speeding up.
>> That piece of **** metal of his made it to 87 MPH, and then I floored
> mine.
>> At that second, his exhaust pipe came flying at my car. I was doing
>> way above 90 so I could not avoid it. It hit the grill of my car.
>> The ************ gentleman didn't even have a plate to write down the
> number.
>> And I swear to you the car had so much Duct tape I had no idea what
>> the car was, except I know it survived WWI. No (Now) my car is smoking
> (No
>> pun intended) and making all kind of noises. I take the exit, and I
>> notice that the temp. meter is on Red. ****! ****! ****!, Darn! Darn!
> Darn! I said. I
>> stop(ed) and wanted to pop the hood. And there it was. His pipe is
> (was) stuck
>> in my grill, deep into it. Now I make phone calls to service centers.
>> None of these ******** professionals will even look at my car. I call
> the insurance
>> company, tell them what happened, they said I have to file a claim but
>> without the other car, I probably will not have a case. I screamed at
>> the lady, asking her to explain how that ******* intercoursing pipe
> got in the grill
>> of my car. Guess what she said? "I don't know your driving habits,
>> sir". I went nuts, and she hung up. Had to take the car to the
>> dealer. Boy, were they smiling when my car showed up on a tow truck.
>> My fan is busted. $1000,000. The radiator needs to be replaced.
>> 100,000,000. The Vacuum system, yes, Had I known that I wouldn't have
>> bought a ******* silly Dyson, anyway, the Vacuum System needs to be
>> replaced. And a new grill. The total bill is going to be $3,778.43.
>> Jesus Christ! The son of God whose birth we celebrate at this time of
> the year....thank you for your love and what you did for us on the
> cross!!! I did not work today. All I did is curse all day long.
>> It mattered very little who it was, I cussed him (her) out. Everybody
>> was a sonuvabitch, or a bitch, and somehow they were related to the
>> accident. The police? I should have called Reno 911 instead, because
>> these fuckers that showed up were like the fucking Marx Brothers.
>> The worst part, I won't get my car till tomorrow. I told them to pick
>> me up at 8 am, because I have more cussing to do, and I want to make
>> sure they start working on my car rightaway. It's the ******* lousy
>> weekend, for ******** ****cryin out loud. I'll deal with the
> insurance company AND
>> my lawyer later.
>>
>> Not for a second did I think about smoking. ****Man, I was too busy
>> Cursing
>>
>> Thank you for listening..err..reading.
>>
>

To my mind, the language presented in the post is very impolite.

You are offended by my reaction to vulgar and obscene language and I am
offended by use of vulgar and obscene language in a public forum. It
appears there's sufficient material for all of us to be offended in this
newsgroup.

It seems you believe you should be permitted to post any rant you wish with
any language you chose, while I should not be able to post how I feel
offended by this language.

It's difficult for me to believe that I am the only one here that is put
off by the use of public vulgarity...especially when the name of Jesus
Christ (the son of God to over 80 percent of the U.S. population) is used.
I believe most Christians would find that very offensive, especially as we
celebrate the season of Advent in preparation for the celebration of Jesus
Christ's birth.

How cursing helps you to not smoke is beyond my comprehension (prayer might
work even more effectively). But if cursing does help you not smoke, is it
possible just to share that information without the examples? And I'll not
give you examples of my prayers either :-)


From past experience, I fully expect a deluge of verbally violent responses
to this post with further vulgar and combative comments. I'll not change
this group's culture. I know that. But if only one person becomes just a
little bit more sensitive to others in this area, then my effort will have
been worthwhile.

God bless everyone here and may you find joy and peace during the
celebrations of Hanukah (8-day celebration starts at sundown, December 4th)
and Christmas.



---
Wayne Baker
Cold Turkey Quit Date: August 4, 2007
Nicotine Free: 3M 3w 5d 21h
Not Smoked: 3,446
$$ Better Spent: $568.59











"AZ" <zikra.nospam@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:Ma14j.5401$Mu4.3963@bignews7.bellsouth.net:

> Is that what happened to you, Wayne? Because it sure as HELL didn't
> happen to me. I don't mean to be impolite, but if you don't like
> something, please just skip it and do not correct or later what I say.
>

>From past experience, I fully expect a deluge of verbally violent responses
>to this post with further vulgar and combative comments. I'll not change
>this group's culture. I know that. But if only one person becomes just a
>little bit more sensitive to others in this area, then my effort will have
>been worthwhile.

I certainly hope the vast majority of readers and posters here won't
reply in a verbally violent way!

From what I've been reading in the past few months or so the language
around here has been "cleaned up" quite a bit. Your efforts have been
worthwhile.

I'm generally not offended by the use of any words (with the exception
of one that raises my blood pressure to the bursting point). However,
what doesn't offend me here in AS3 would give me the vapors in a
public setting like a restaurant. I'm sure the anonymous nature of
posting online and having to look at only a computer screen loosens
the tongue in a lot of us.

>God bless everyone here and may you find joy and peace during the
>celebrations of Hanukah (8-day celebration starts at sundown, December 4th)
>and Christmas.

Pease also be with you, Wayne.

--
BessieBee

"My face, I don't mind it because I am behind it.
It's the folks out front that get the jolt."
~My Grandma, 1898-1981~

I'm with Bessie......
I appreciate you voicing that opinion and hope you stick around
despite the vulgarity.
And, if you have prayers you use that help you stay smoke-free, I
think you should share them.
Joy and Peace to you too.