Maybe we need a LOGO.

Recalling the worst parts of the quit, and seeing so many posting of
outrageous short tempers, including references to the AS3 Graveyard, I
was wondering if we could create some kind of logo, easily recognized
by the general public, as a courtesy warning. Perhaps a lapel pin and
a little sticker for the front door, office door, car window, etc.
Among the hundreds of posts here, some quite funny, I had recieved
complaints from those close to me that "People are going to want to
have you comitted" and other cruel statements that demonstrate a lack
of empathy and understanding.

If we were kicking an ILLEGAL drug, there would be all kinds of
funding and agencies and layers of petty bureacrats feeding off it.

Possibly a red letter "Q", with the edges gnawed, for the front door,
attached with a dagger...? We also need a Standard Disclaimer that
interrupts incoming phone calls before the phone is allowed to ring.

In this way, The Public would understand, and the trauma to many
people lessened.

From personal experience, some of the beneficiaries would be:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Religious canvassers who have had their heads messed up.
"We have tons of Jehovah in the cabinets, Thank You." Slam.

Sales canvasser offered an enema, and eagerly shown the nozzle.
Flees, upon hearing a rendition of "On a Hill Far Away, Hangs a Red
Rubber Bag". Won't be back.

Baffled strangers in stores provoking bizarre reactions for little
apparant reason. Some deserve a teensy bit, though.

A computer manufacturer's Outsourced Call Center hardselling extended
worthless warranty programs encountering bestiality suggestions in
Hindi.

Fund raising callers (Exempt from the do Not Call List) offered
extravagant and outrageous donations such as old junk cars, "A Hundred
Trillion Dollars", stamp collections, and a stuffed frog clock.

Some fool stops in front of the house, sits there, creates a line of
stopped traffic trying to understand easy directions.
Gets the " Forty Days in The Wilderness" Tour.

Think of the poor bystanders! Support the AS3 Logo Project!

Let's not go with a ribbon. It's been so done to death and I'm pretty
sure there aren't any colors left.
I have to leave fro work so haven't had time to read your post yet.
So, if you've already dealt with the ribbon business, I'm sorry. See
you a little after 5 PDT.
Sue

On Thu, 28 Jun 2007 10:39:56 -0400, THISTime <Nope@notonusenet.him>
wrote:

>Recalling the worst parts of the quit, and seeing so many posting of
>outrageous short tempers, including references to the AS3 Graveyard, I
>was wondering if we could create some kind of logo, easily recognized
>by the general public, as a courtesy warning. Perhaps a lapel pin and
>a little sticker for the front door, office door, car window, etc.
>Among the hundreds of posts here, some quite funny, I had recieved
>complaints from those close to me that "People are going to want to
>have you comitted" and other cruel statements that demonstrate a lack
>of empathy and understanding.
>
> If we were kicking an ILLEGAL drug, there would be all kinds of
>funding and agencies and layers of petty bureacrats feeding off it.
>
>Possibly a red letter "Q", with the edges gnawed, for the front door,
>attached with a dagger...? We also need a Standard Disclaimer that
>interrupts incoming phone calls before the phone is allowed to ring.
>
>In this way, The Public would understand, and the trauma to many
>people lessened.
>
>From personal experience, some of the beneficiaries would be:
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
>Religious canvassers who have had their heads messed up.
>"We have tons of Jehovah in the cabinets, Thank You." Slam.
>
>Sales canvasser offered an enema, and eagerly shown the nozzle.
>Flees, upon hearing a rendition of "On a Hill Far Away, Hangs a Red
>Rubber Bag". Won't be back.
>
>Baffled strangers in stores provoking bizarre reactions for little
>apparant reason. Some deserve a teensy bit, though.
>
>A computer manufacturer's Outsourced Call Center hardselling extended
>worthless warranty programs encountering bestiality suggestions in
>Hindi.
>
>Fund raising callers (Exempt from the do Not Call List) offered
>extravagant and outrageous donations such as old junk cars, "A Hundred
>Trillion Dollars", stamp collections, and a stuffed frog clock.
>
>Some fool stops in front of the house, sits there, creates a line of
>stopped traffic trying to understand easy directions.
> Gets the " Forty Days in The Wilderness" Tour.
>
>Think of the poor bystanders! Support the AS3 Logo Project!
>

On Thu, 28 Jun 2007 14:50:22 GMT, Sue <sebrady@thegrid.net> wrote:

>Let's not go with a ribbon. It's been so done to death and I'm pretty
>sure there aren't any colors left.

Agree..Who could imagine WHAT we would be advocating, what with the
proliferation of the ribbon Stuff.
Pick the wrong color, and there is probably some obscure organization
that already did it.

"Hey, Stranger! (wink wink)
GREAT to meet a fellow Necrophile!!!
Let's get together for a Cold One!!"

On 28 Jun, 15:39, THISTime <N...@notonusenet.him> wrote:
> Recalling the worst parts of the quit, and seeing so many posting of
> outrageous short tempers, including references to the AS3 Graveyard, I
> was wondering if we could create some kind of logo, easily recognized
> by the general public, as a courtesy warning. Perhaps a lapel pin and
> a little sticker for the front door, office door, car window, etc.
> Among the hundreds of posts here, some quite funny, I had recieved
> complaints from those close to me that "People are going to want to
> have you comitted" and other cruel statements that demonstrate a lack
> of empathy and understanding.
>
> If we were kicking an ILLEGAL drug, there would be all kinds of
> funding and agencies and layers of petty bureacrats feeding off it.
>
> Possibly a red letter "Q", with the edges gnawed, for the front door,
> attached with a dagger...? We also need a Standard Disclaimer that
> interrupts incoming phone calls before the phone is allowed to ring.
>
> In this way, The Public would understand, and the trauma to many
> people lessened.
>
> From personal experience, some of the beneficiaries would be:
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> Religious canvassers who have had their heads messed up.
> "We have tons of Jehovah in the cabinets, Thank You." Slam.
>
> Sales canvasser offered an enema, and eagerly shown the nozzle.
> Flees, upon hearing a rendition of "On a Hill Far Away, Hangs a Red
> Rubber Bag". Won't be back.
>
> Baffled strangers in stores provoking bizarre reactions for little
> apparant reason. Some deserve a teensy bit, though.
>
> A computer manufacturer's Outsourced Call Center hardselling extended
> worthless warranty programs encountering bestiality suggestions in
> Hindi.
>
> Fund raising callers (Exempt from the do Not Call List) offered
> extravagant and outrageous donations such as old junk cars, "A Hundred
> Trillion Dollars", stamp collections, and a stuffed frog clock.
>
> Some fool stops in front of the house, sits there, creates a line of
> stopped traffic trying to understand easy directions.
> Gets the " Forty Days in The Wilderness" Tour.
>
> Think of the poor bystanders! Support the AS3 Logo Project!

Yet another gerbil free moment

Yes I like this Idea.

I sort of had a similar but different Idea at work once. Some people
in charge are great, some not so great, some dangerous.... The
dangerous ones I suggested should wear a large silver plated penis
stuck on the top of their heads as a warning to right minded fellas to
get the fuck out of their way. It didn't go down to well with the
upper echelons
Chris

On Thu, 28 Jun 2007 08:17:37 -0700, eightpans
<chrisconro@googlemail.com> wrote:

> The
>dangerous ones I suggested should wear a large silver plated penis
>stuck on the top of their heads as a warning to right minded fellas to
>get the fuck out of their way. It didn't go down to well with the
>upper echelons

Your mistake was not to suggest it be NAILED to their foreheads so
they could emulate Unicorns.

But then maybe I have not been quitting as long as you, so am still
less polite.

In article <f6g783t9mcl90062gnfof1u5gc4aq1a5pt@4ax.com>,
Nope@notonusenet.him says...
> Recalling the worst parts of the quit, and seeing so many posting of
> outrageous short tempers, including references to the AS3 Graveyard, I
> was wondering if we could create some kind of logo, easily recognized
> by the general public, as a courtesy warning. Perhaps a lapel pin and
> a little sticker for the front door, office door, car window, etc.
> Among the hundreds of posts here, some quite funny, I had recieved
> complaints from those close to me that "People are going to want to
> have you comitted" and other cruel statements that demonstrate a lack
> of empathy and understanding.
>
> If we were kicking an ILLEGAL drug, there would be all kinds of
> funding and agencies and layers of petty bureacrats feeding off it.
>
> Possibly a red letter "Q", with the edges gnawed, for the front door,
> attached with a dagger...? We also need a Standard Disclaimer that
> interrupts incoming phone calls before the phone is allowed to ring.
>
> In this way, The Public would understand, and the trauma to many
> people lessened.
>
> From personal experience, some of the beneficiaries would be:
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> Religious canvassers who have had their heads messed up.
> "We have tons of Jehovah in the cabinets, Thank You." Slam.
>
> Sales canvasser offered an enema, and eagerly shown the nozzle.
> Flees, upon hearing a rendition of "On a Hill Far Away, Hangs a Red
> Rubber Bag". Won't be back.
>
> Baffled strangers in stores provoking bizarre reactions for little
> apparant reason. Some deserve a teensy bit, though.
>
> A computer manufacturer's Outsourced Call Center hardselling extended
> worthless warranty programs encountering bestiality suggestions in
> Hindi.
>
> Fund raising callers (Exempt from the do Not Call List) offered
> extravagant and outrageous donations such as old junk cars, "A Hundred
> Trillion Dollars", stamp collections, and a stuffed frog clock.
>
> Some fool stops in front of the house, sits there, creates a line of
> stopped traffic trying to understand easy directions.
> Gets the " Forty Days in The Wilderness" Tour.
>
> Think of the poor bystanders! Support the AS3 Logo Project!


You're going to fit in here just fine...great post.
Dave
Five months, six days, 16 hours, 9 minutes and 12 seconds. 6306
cigarettes not smoked, saving $3,152.63. Life saved: 3 weeks, 21 hours,
30 minutes. My quit date Jan 21, 2007 8PM

"hotair" wrote
>> ... I was wondering if we could create some kind of logo, easily
>> recognized
>> by the general public, as a courtesy warning. Perhaps a lapel pin...


This has been used by a lot of us, for the past 7 years or so.

http://www.marshallmcgurk.com/as3/badge.htm

It wasn't a dark and stormy night when THISTime wrote:

> Think of the poor bystanders! Support the AS3 Logo Project!

I'm with you! I want a t-shirt that says:
Don't ask me about:
- smoking
- quitting
- cravings
- OR HOW THE FUCK I'M DOING, OK???

<sweet smile>

--
If I'm pregnant its sure as hell not mine!!!!!!
Sarah in AS3

Vashti <vashti.nl@gmail.com> wrote:

>I'm with you! I want a t-shirt that says:
>Don't ask me about:
>- smoking
>- quitting
>- cravings
>- OR HOW THE FUCK I'M DOING, OK???

No! That is cocoon junkie thinking! Wear this:

I am not a slave to smoking and I am fucking proud of it!

--
Tihomir
*I don't smoke anymore*

.... Filet Mignon: An opera by Puccini.

It wasn't a dark and stormy night when Tihomir wrote:

> Vashti <vashti.nl@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>>I'm with you! I want a t-shirt that says:
>>Don't ask me about:
>>- smoking
>>- quitting
>>- cravings
>>- OR HOW THE FUCK I'M DOING, OK???
>
> No! That is cocoon junkie thinking! Wear this:

Yeah, but Tiho- it's *tradional for shops to have a sign haning
listing the things they're fed up about... kind of like the music
shop "Stairway to Heaven" rule where you get banned or at least
removed from the premises if you attempt to play it.

Anyway... this t-shirt is designed to protect those encountering a
new quitter from the consequenses of asking stupid questions,
surely?

> I am not a slave to smoking and I am fucking proud of it!

Hmmm... how about: "Fuck smoking, screw me instead!"...?

--
If I'm pregnant its sure as hell not mine!!!!!!
Sarah in AS3

Vashti <vashti.nl@gmail.com> wrote:

>Hmmm... how about: "Fuck smoking, screw me instead!"...?

The committee has accepted your proposal! It shall be official!

--
Tihomir
*I don't smoke anymore*

.... A poet reading his verse in public has a nasty habit.

On 28 Jun, 18:10, THISTime <N...@notonusenet.him> wrote:
> On Thu, 28 Jun 2007 08:17:37 -0700, eightpans
>
> <chrisco...@googlemail.com> wrote:
> > The
> >dangerous ones I suggested should wear a large silver plated penis
> >stuck on the top of their heads as a warning to right minded fellas to
> >get the fuck out of their way. It didn't go down to well with the
> >upper echelons
>
> Your mistake was not to suggest it be NAILED to their foreheads so
> they could emulate Unicorns.
>
> But then maybe I have not been quitting as long as you, so am still
> less polite.

If only the dangerous ones were as rare as them Unicorns eh !

On 28 Jun, 23:33, Vashti <vashti...@gmail.com> wrote:
> It wasn't a dark and stormy night when Tihomir wrote:
>
> > Vashti <vashti...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> >>I'm with you! I want a t-shirt that says:
> >>Don't ask me about:
> >>- smoking
> >>- quitting
> >>- cravings
> >>- OR HOW THE FUCK I'M DOING, OK???
>
> > No! That is cocoon junkie thinking! Wear this:
>
> Yeah, but Tiho- it's *tradional for shops to have a sign haning
> listing the things they're fed up about... kind of like the music
> shop "Stairway to Heaven" rule where you get banned or at least
> removed from the premises if you attempt to play it.
>
> Anyway... this t-shirt is designed to protect those encountering a
> new quitter from the consequenses of asking stupid questions,
> surely?
>
> > I am not a slave to smoking and I am fucking proud of it!
>
> Hmmm... how about: "Fuck smoking, screw me instead!"...?
>
> --
> If I'm pregnant its sure as hell not mine!!!!!!
> Sarah in AS3

(place tongue so firmly in cheek you wouldn't believe)

So you want us to wear t shirts that say

"Fuck smoking Screw Vashti"

Clarify please

"THISTime" <Nope@notonusenet.him> wrote in message
news:f6g783t9mcl90062gnfof1u5gc4aq1a5pt@4ax.com...
: Recalling the worst parts of the quit, and seeing so many posting of
: outrageous short tempers, including references to the AS3 Graveyard, I
: was wondering if we could create some kind of logo, easily recognized
: by the general public, as a courtesy warning. Perhaps a lapel pin and
: a little sticker for the front door, office door, car window, etc.
: Among the hundreds of posts here, some quite funny, I had recieved
: complaints from those close to me that "People are going to want to
: have you comitted" and other cruel statements that demonstrate a lack
: of empathy and understanding.
:
: If we were kicking an ILLEGAL drug, there would be all kinds of
: funding and agencies and layers of petty bureacrats feeding off it.
:
: Possibly a red letter "Q", with the edges gnawed, for the front door,
: attached with a dagger...? We also need a Standard Disclaimer that
: interrupts incoming phone calls before the phone is allowed to ring.
:
: In this way, The Public would understand, and the trauma to many
: people lessened.
:
: From personal experience, some of the beneficiaries would be:
: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
:
: Religious canvassers who have had their heads messed up.
: "We have tons of Jehovah in the cabinets, Thank You." Slam.
:
: Sales canvasser offered an enema, and eagerly shown the nozzle.
: Flees, upon hearing a rendition of "On a Hill Far Away, Hangs a Red
: Rubber Bag". Won't be back.
:
: Baffled strangers in stores provoking bizarre reactions for little
: apparant reason. Some deserve a teensy bit, though.
:
: A computer manufacturer's Outsourced Call Center hardselling extended
: worthless warranty programs encountering bestiality suggestions in
: Hindi.
:
: Fund raising callers (Exempt from the do Not Call List) offered
: extravagant and outrageous donations such as old junk cars, "A Hundred
: Trillion Dollars", stamp collections, and a stuffed frog clock.
:
: Some fool stops in front of the house, sits there, creates a line of
: stopped traffic trying to understand easy directions.
: Gets the " Forty Days in The Wilderness" Tour.
:
: Think of the poor bystanders! Support the AS3 Logo Project!
:
:
LMAO!!! You are just so funny! I love it! Thanks! I support you 100%

Sarah and Steve
Eight months, two weeks, three days, 16 hours, 34 minutes and 6 seconds.
6517 cigarettes not smoked, saving $2,606.90. Life saved: 3 weeks, 1 day, 15
hours, 5 minutes.

"eightpans" <chrisconro@googlemail.com> wrote in message
news:1183097388.640818.40030@m36g2000hse.googlegro ups.com...
: On 28 Jun, 23:33, Vashti <vashti...@gmail.com> wrote:
: > It wasn't a dark and stormy night when Tihomir wrote:
: >
: > > Vashti <vashti...@gmail.com> wrote:
: >
: > >>I'm with you! I want a t-shirt that says:
: > >>Don't ask me about:
: > >>- smoking
: > >>- quitting
: > >>- cravings
: > >>- OR HOW THE FUCK I'M DOING, OK???
: >
: > > No! That is cocoon junkie thinking! Wear this:
: >
: > Yeah, but Tiho- it's *tradional for shops to have a sign haning
: > listing the things they're fed up about... kind of like the music
: > shop "Stairway to Heaven" rule where you get banned or at least
: > removed from the premises if you attempt to play it.
: >
: > Anyway... this t-shirt is designed to protect those encountering a
: > new quitter from the consequenses of asking stupid questions,
: > surely?
: >
: > > I am not a slave to smoking and I am fucking proud of it!
: >
: > Hmmm... how about: "Fuck smoking, screw me instead!"...?
: >
: > --
: > If I'm pregnant its sure as hell not mine!!!!!!
: > Sarah in AS3
:
: (place tongue so firmly in cheek you wouldn't believe)
:
: So you want us to wear t shirts that say
:
: "Fuck smoking Screw Vashti"
:
: Clarify please
:
Hey I'll take one of those!!

Sarah

> Religious canvassers who have had their heads messed up.
> "We have tons of Jehovah in the cabinets, Thank You." Slam.

I reached a formerly unattainable level of scoutdom this spring when I sold
the Jehovah's Witness at my front door a box of Girl Scout cookies.

Anne D. - Nonsmoker AND Brownie troop co-leader!

On 30 Jun, 03:18, "Anne D." <myusernameisAN...@mydomainisCOMCAST.NET>
wrote:
> > Religious canvassers who have had their heads messed up.
> > "We have tons of Jehovah in the cabinets, Thank You." Slam.
>
> I reached a formerly unattainable level of scoutdom this spring when I sold
> the Jehovah's Witness at my front door a box of Girl Scout cookies.
>
> Anne D. - Nonsmoker AND Brownie troop co-leader!

Wow Nice one Anne. I like this
Chris

Can I get that shirt?? But can I have the addition of:

"....and don't touch my fucking stomach either?"

When the hell did I become public property??

--
Lots of love
Summer (007) -- 5M+
_________________________________________________

e-Mail: summer DOT cashmore AT ntlworld DOT com
http://www.babycrowd.com/jr/online/s...e/welcome.html
"Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes.
That way, if he gets angry, he's a mile away and barefoot."
_________________________________________________


"Vashti" <vashti.nl@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns995E21B0DB77vashtinl@130.133.1.4...
> It wasn't a dark and stormy night when THISTime wrote:
>
> > Think of the poor bystanders! Support the AS3 Logo Project!
>
> I'm with you! I want a t-shirt that says:
> Don't ask me about:
> - smoking
> - quitting
> - cravings
> - OR HOW THE FUCK I'M DOING, OK???
>
> <sweet smile>
>
> --
> If I'm pregnant its sure as hell not mine!!!!!!
> Sarah in AS3

EWWWWWWWWWWW......

Right...no ribbons then.

--
Lots of love
Summer (007) -- 5M+
_________________________________________________

e-Mail: summer DOT cashmore AT ntlworld DOT com
http://www.babycrowd.com/jr/online/s...e/welcome.html
"Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes.
That way, if he gets angry, he's a mile away and barefoot."
_________________________________________________


"THISTime" <Nope@notonusenet.him> wrote in message
news:0bj783lh3c8dajdd4s207e4jo72e6ijb0a@4ax.com...
> On Thu, 28 Jun 2007 14:50:22 GMT, Sue <sebrady@thegrid.net> wrote:
>
> >Let's not go with a ribbon. It's been so done to death and I'm pretty
> >sure there aren't any colors left.
>
> Agree..Who could imagine WHAT we would be advocating, what with the
> proliferation of the ribbon Stuff.
> Pick the wrong color, and there is probably some obscure organization
> that already did it.
>
> "Hey, Stranger! (wink wink)
> GREAT to meet a fellow Necrophile!!!
> Let's get together for a Cold One!!"
>

It wasn't a dark and stormy night when Anne D. wrote:

> I reached a formerly unattainable level of scoutdom this spring
> when I sold the Jehovah's Witness at my front door a box of Girl
> Scout cookies.
>
> Anne D. - Nonsmoker AND Brownie troop co-leader!

Wow, what an inspiration! Me, I just play with any sellers of
anything, including religion, if they call at my door... ok- the
scouts and good causes are usually safe, my 11 YO is one. :-)

--
If I'm pregnant its sure as hell not mine!!!!!!
Sarah in AS3

It wasn't a dark and stormy night when Tihomir wrote:

> Vashti <vashti.nl@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>>Hmmm... how about: "Fuck smoking, screw me instead!"...?
>
> The committee has accepted your proposal! It shall be official!

So when can I expect my t-shirt then...?

--
If I'm pregnant its sure as hell not mine!!!!!!
Sarah in AS3

It wasn't a dark and stormy night when Summer C wrote:

> Can I get that shirt?? But can I have the addition of:
>
> "....and don't touch my fucking stomach either?"
>
> When the hell did I become public property??

Oh, I *hear* you! What's up with those people? I used to tell 'em
to watch their hands: "He bites", or "Sorry, he's teething"...

--
If I'm pregnant its sure as hell not mine!!!!!!
Sarah in AS3

LOL!! Maybe I could just tell people that I bite?? Would that scare them
away?

--
Lots of love
Summer (007) -- 5M+
_________________________________________________

e-Mail: summer DOT cashmore AT ntlworld DOT com
http://www.babycrowd.com/jr/online/s...e/welcome.html
"Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes.
That way, if he gets angry, he's a mile away and barefoot."
_________________________________________________


"Vashti" <vashti.nl@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns995F7F6096E60vashtinl@130.133.1.4...
> It wasn't a dark and stormy night when Summer C wrote:
>
> > Can I get that shirt?? But can I have the addition of:
> >
> > "....and don't touch my fucking stomach either?"
> >
> > When the hell did I become public property??
>
> Oh, I *hear* you! What's up with those people? I used to tell 'em
> to watch their hands: "He bites", or "Sorry, he's teething"...
>
> --
> If I'm pregnant its sure as hell not mine!!!!!!
> Sarah in AS3

It wasn't a dark and stormy night when Steve and Sarah wrote:

> "eightpans" <chrisconro@googlemail.com> wrote in message
> news:1183097388.640818.40030@m36g2000hse.googlegro ups.com...
[...]
>: (place tongue so firmly in cheek you wouldn't believe)
>:
>: So you want us to wear t shirts that say
>:
>: "Fuck smoking Screw Vashti"
>:
>: Clarify please
>:
> Hey I'll take one of those!!

Sorry I'm so late responding to this, I've been kept a tad busy.

While I'd like to thank everyone out there for their overwhelming
support; the emails, letters, phone calls (the undies in the mail
was a bit OTT mind) I'm afraid I'm going to have to decline the
kind offer of *this* t-shirt: what with the sleeping, reading,
sighing, sleeping and now all of this, I find I'm left with no time
for myself... the rushed meals, interrupted showers and gifts of
chocolate that I've no craving for (I know: I'm ill) are getting to
me and I'm starting to feel the pressure.

I realise some will be disappointed that I'm cutting this career
short when it's at it's er- peak, but the fact is that I really
would like to spend some more time with my family and catch my
breath a bit... just know that the memories will always be close to
my heart.

/me bows out

--
If I'm pregnant its sure as hell not mine!!!!!!
Sarah in AS3

It wasn't a dark and stormy night when Summer C wrote:

> LOL!! Maybe I could just tell people that I bite?? Would that
> scare them away?

It would if you pulled the "I'm pregnant, pissed off and have lost
all semblance of normality" thing, it's your right to scare people
at certain points in your life and this is one of them. :-)

An "I don't stop for adults" sticker would have been good for on
the pram... *why* do people think that as soon as you're pushing
one you should give them right of way? Summertime is best when
people are wearing sandles: that way, those who do leap in front of
the wheels of the pram will at least get their heels nipped by the
pram (or buggy) wheels.<g>

--
If I'm pregnant its sure as hell not mine!!!!!!
Sarah in AS3

OHG,Summer! I hated that shit when I was pregnant!!I once had someone come
up who I barely knew,and KISS my fucking tummy!! KISS it!! For some reason,
people think pregnant bellies are public property. I never understood it. I
always ask if i can pat the belly,and it is always someone I know well like
a coworker or friend.
Becky
Three weeks, six days, 10 hours, 57 minutes and 43 seconds. 1372 cigarettes
not smoked, saving $127.67. Life saved: 4 days, 18 hours, 20 minutes.

"Summer C" <summer.cashmoreNOSPAMPLEASE@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
news:MYohi.7976$KE1.7832@newsfe1-win.ntli.net...
> Can I get that shirt?? But can I have the addition of:
>
> "....and don't touch my fucking stomach either?"
>
> When the hell did I become public property??
>
> --
> Lots of love
> Summer (007) -- 5M+
> _________________________________________________
>
> e-Mail: summer DOT cashmore AT ntlworld DOT com
> http://www.babycrowd.com/jr/online/s...e/welcome.html
> "Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes.
> That way, if he gets angry, he's a mile away and barefoot."
> _________________________________________________
>
>
> "Vashti" <vashti.nl@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns995E21B0DB77vashtinl@130.133.1.4...
>> It wasn't a dark and stormy night when THISTime wrote:
>>
>> > Think of the poor bystanders! Support the AS3 Logo Project!
>>
>> I'm with you! I want a t-shirt that says:
>> Don't ask me about:
>> - smoking
>> - quitting
>> - cravings
>> - OR HOW THE FUCK I'M DOING, OK???
>>
>> <sweet smile>
>>
>> --
>> If I'm pregnant its sure as hell not mine!!!!!!
>> Sarah in AS3
>
>

LOL Vashti!!
Becky
Three weeks, six days, 10 hours, 58 minutes and 14 seconds. 1372 cigarettes
not smoked, saving $127.67. Life saved: 4 days, 18 hours, 20 minutes.

"Vashti" <vashti.nl@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns995F7F6096E60vashtinl@130.133.1.4...
> It wasn't a dark and stormy night when Summer C wrote:
>
>> Can I get that shirt?? But can I have the addition of:
>>
>> "....and don't touch my fucking stomach either?"
>>
>> When the hell did I become public property??
>
> Oh, I *hear* you! What's up with those people? I used to tell 'em
> to watch their hands: "He bites", or "Sorry, he's teething"...
>
> --
> If I'm pregnant its sure as hell not mine!!!!!!
> Sarah in AS3

I learned from experience years ago it is pointless to tell the Mormans who
come to your door that you are a Satan worshipper. I did it,and the
motherfuckers chuckled at me,and said "OH yeah?" totally dashing my hopes of
seeing flee down the street in terror.Perhaps if had had some blood on my
clothes,they would have believed me.
Becky
Three weeks, six days, 11 hours, 2 minutes and 0 seconds. 1372 cigarettes
not smoked, saving $127.69. Life saved: 4 days, 18 hours, 20 minutes.

"Vashti" <vashti.nl@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns995F7EF55B81vashtinl@130.133.1.4...
> It wasn't a dark and stormy night when Anne D. wrote:
>
>> I reached a formerly unattainable level of scoutdom this spring
>> when I sold the Jehovah's Witness at my front door a box of Girl
>> Scout cookies.
>>
>> Anne D. - Nonsmoker AND Brownie troop co-leader!
>
> Wow, what an inspiration! Me, I just play with any sellers of
> anything, including religion, if they call at my door... ok- the
> scouts and good causes are usually safe, my 11 YO is one. :-)
>
> --
> If I'm pregnant its sure as hell not mine!!!!!!
> Sarah in AS3

Some old woman touched my tummy yesterday. I was just coming out of the
shop and she said, "aww how cute". If she wasn't old, I would have pushed
her into oncoming traffic.

--
Lots of love
Summer (007) -- 5M+
_________________________________________________

e-Mail: summer DOT cashmore AT ntlworld DOT com
http://www.babycrowd.com/jr/online/s...e/welcome.html
"Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes.
That way, if he gets angry, he's a mile away and barefoot."
_________________________________________________


"Becky" <sobern2003@nospam.comcast.net> wrote in message
news:NJCdnaI4qO6O0xvbnZ2dnUVZ_gednZ2d@comcast.com. ..
> OHG,Summer! I hated that shit when I was pregnant!!I once had someone come
> up who I barely knew,and KISS my fucking tummy!! KISS it!! For some
reason,
> people think pregnant bellies are public property. I never understood it.
I
> always ask if i can pat the belly,and it is always someone I know well
like
> a coworker or friend.
> Becky
> Three weeks, six days, 10 hours, 57 minutes and 43 seconds. 1372
cigarettes
> not smoked, saving $127.67. Life saved: 4 days, 18 hours, 20 minutes.
>
> "Summer C" <summer.cashmoreNOSPAMPLEASE@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
> news:MYohi.7976$KE1.7832@newsfe1-win.ntli.net...
> > Can I get that shirt?? But can I have the addition of:
> >
> > "....and don't touch my fucking stomach either?"
> >
> > When the hell did I become public property??
> >
> > --
> > Lots of love
> > Summer (007) -- 5M+
> > _________________________________________________
> >
> > e-Mail: summer DOT cashmore AT ntlworld DOT com
> > http://www.babycrowd.com/jr/online/s...e/welcome.html
> > "Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes.
> > That way, if he gets angry, he's a mile away and barefoot."
> > _________________________________________________
> >
> >
> > "Vashti" <vashti.nl@gmail.com> wrote in message
> > news:Xns995E21B0DB77vashtinl@130.133.1.4...
> >> It wasn't a dark and stormy night when THISTime wrote:
> >>
> >> > Think of the poor bystanders! Support the AS3 Logo Project!
> >>
> >> I'm with you! I want a t-shirt that says:
> >> Don't ask me about:
> >> - smoking
> >> - quitting
> >> - cravings
> >> - OR HOW THE FUCK I'M DOING, OK???
> >>
> >> <sweet smile>
> >>
> >> --
> >> If I'm pregnant its sure as hell not mine!!!!!!
> >> Sarah in AS3
> >
> >
>
>

"Becky" <sobern2003@nospam.comcast.net> wrote:

>OHG,Summer! I hated that shit when I was pregnant!!I once had someone come
>up who I barely knew,and KISS my fucking tummy!! KISS it!! For some reason,
>people think pregnant bellies are public property. I never understood it. I
>always ask if i can pat the belly,and it is always someone I know well like
>a coworker or friend.

I'm sitting here trying to understand your feelings. I do so by
projecting myself into your position.
Hmmm.
I can't be pregnant. What else would get patted?
Hmmmmm.

(Eureka!!!!!!!!)

Becky, I must say I don't understand you at all!

--
Tihomir
*I don't smoke anymore*

-- M.H. Alderson: If at first you don't succeed, you're running about average.
This signature was made by SigChanger.
You can find SigChanger at: http://www.phranc.nl/

hehe. its ok Tiho!!! The people who live around me dont understand me
either!!
Becky
"Tihomir" <t-i-h-o_mir@hi.hinet.hr> wrote in message
news:drjc83lfpb655m4fj3tsmvnd3dmbrb3op0@4ax.com...
> "Becky" <sobern2003@nospam.comcast.net> wrote:
>
>>OHG,Summer! I hated that shit when I was pregnant!!I once had someone come
>>up who I barely knew,and KISS my fucking tummy!! KISS it!! For some
>>reason,
>>people think pregnant bellies are public property. I never understood it.
>>I
>>always ask if i can pat the belly,and it is always someone I know well
>>like
>>a coworker or friend.
>
> I'm sitting here trying to understand your feelings. I do so by
> projecting myself into your position.
> Hmmm.
> I can't be pregnant. What else would get patted?
> Hmmmmm.
>
> (Eureka!!!!!!!!)
>
> Becky, I must say I don't understand you at all!
>
> --
> Tihomir
> *I don't smoke anymore*
>
> -- M.H. Alderson: If at first you don't succeed, you're running about
> average.
> This signature was made by SigChanger.
> You can find SigChanger at: http://www.phranc.nl/

Ya should have. She may be one of those "grocery store grannies" mentioned
in an earlier post.I encountered one the othr day coming out of the store. I
was trying desperately to get back to my car where my lozenges were,and got
held up by some slowpoke just taking their sweet time going out. I wanted to
make em do a fucking faceplant right there.
Becky
Three weeks, six days, 11 hours, 18 minutes and 36 seconds. 1373 cigarettes
not smoked, saving $127.74. Life saved: 4 days, 18 hours, 25 minutes.

"Summer C" <summer.cashmoreNOSPAMPLEASE@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
news:nishi.1393$oa7.900@newsfe1-gui.ntli.net...
> Some old woman touched my tummy yesterday. I was just coming out of the
> shop and she said, "aww how cute". If she wasn't old, I would have pushed
> her into oncoming traffic.
>
> --
> Lots of love
> Summer (007) -- 5M+
> _________________________________________________
>
> e-Mail: summer DOT cashmore AT ntlworld DOT com
> http://www.babycrowd.com/jr/online/s...e/welcome.html
> "Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes.
> That way, if he gets angry, he's a mile away and barefoot."
> _________________________________________________
>
>
> "Becky" <sobern2003@nospam.comcast.net> wrote in message
> news:NJCdnaI4qO6O0xvbnZ2dnUVZ_gednZ2d@comcast.com. ..
>> OHG,Summer! I hated that shit when I was pregnant!!I once had someone
>> come
>> up who I barely knew,and KISS my fucking tummy!! KISS it!! For some
> reason,
>> people think pregnant bellies are public property. I never understood it.
> I
>> always ask if i can pat the belly,and it is always someone I know well
> like
>> a coworker or friend.
>> Becky
>> Three weeks, six days, 10 hours, 57 minutes and 43 seconds. 1372
> cigarettes
>> not smoked, saving $127.67. Life saved: 4 days, 18 hours, 20 minutes.
>>
>> "Summer C" <summer.cashmoreNOSPAMPLEASE@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
>> news:MYohi.7976$KE1.7832@newsfe1-win.ntli.net...
>> > Can I get that shirt?? But can I have the addition of:
>> >
>> > "....and don't touch my fucking stomach either?"
>> >
>> > When the hell did I become public property??
>> >
>> > --
>> > Lots of love
>> > Summer (007) -- 5M+
>> > _________________________________________________
>> >
>> > e-Mail: summer DOT cashmore AT ntlworld DOT com
>> > http://www.babycrowd.com/jr/online/s...e/welcome.html
>> > "Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes.
>> > That way, if he gets angry, he's a mile away and barefoot."
>> > _________________________________________________
>> >
>> >
>> > "Vashti" <vashti.nl@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> > news:Xns995E21B0DB77vashtinl@130.133.1.4...
>> >> It wasn't a dark and stormy night when THISTime wrote:
>> >>
>> >> > Think of the poor bystanders! Support the AS3 Logo Project!
>> >>
>> >> I'm with you! I want a t-shirt that says:
>> >> Don't ask me about:
>> >> - smoking
>> >> - quitting
>> >> - cravings
>> >> - OR HOW THE FUCK I'M DOING, OK???
>> >>
>> >> <sweet smile>
>> >>
>> >> --
>> >> If I'm pregnant its sure as hell not mine!!!!!!
>> >> Sarah in AS3
>> >
>> >
>>
>>
>
>

"Becky" <sobern2003@nospam.comcast.net> wrote:

>I learned from experience years ago it is pointless to tell the Mormans who
>come to your door that you are a Satan worshipper. I did it,and the
>motherfuckers chuckled at me,and said "OH yeah?" totally dashing my hopes of
>seeing flee down the street in terror.Perhaps if had had some blood on my
>clothes,they would have believed me.

Next time, offer to read some poetry, then read them one of your
rants! Satisfaction guaranteed!

Blood. The ciculates a story about a military dentist around here.
They say the only thing that matched his lazyness was his creativity
at evading work.
So.
One morning, while the waiting room was full with patients, he
sprinkled and smeared his white dentist outfit with something that was
either blood or damn close to it, opened the door and asked
"OK who's next???"

--
Tihomir
*I don't smoke anymore*

Loop, Endless: (noun) See Endless Loop.

I'm so impressed I'll make you the hero of my day.

--
Batman: "You're far from mod, Robin. And many hippies are older than you
are."
-
"Anne D." <> schreef in bericht ...
>
> I reached a formerly unattainable level of scoutdom this spring when I
> sold the Jehovah's Witness at my front door a box of Girl Scout cookies.
>
> Anne D. - Nonsmoker AND Brownie troop co-leader!
>