<!-- google_ad_section_start -->Oh Raoul...<!-- google_ad_section_end -->
Health Forums

Go Back   Health Forums > General Health > Quit Smoking > alt.support.stop-smoking

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old 05-23-2008, 04:42 PM
writer272002
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Oh Raoul...

Hello, Raoul. I'm Ashley. I thought I would send this note on ahead.
You see, I'm scheduled to hit the tubs a month from now, and I wanted
to make sure optimal conditions await me.

I'll have a couple of warmed towels handy. A cold glass of pinot
grigio. And a back massage. What's that? Oh, sorry. That's my old
ashtray. I won't be needing that. You can just throw it away. It
hasn't been used in nearly a year.

I've heard good things about you, Raoul, and I can't wait to meet you
in person. Thanks for all you do to keep the OFs comfortable and
smokefree. I just know we're going to be good friends.

Love,
Ashley

MMMMMMMMMMM today, but no meter at work. You can trust me, though.
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 05-23-2008, 04:42 PM
Tihomir
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: Oh Raoul...

Instead of taking 17 puffs of smoke, writer272002 spoketh upon us:

>Hello, Raoul. I'm Ashley. I thought I would send this note on ahead.
>You see, I'm scheduled to hit the tubs a month from now, and I wanted
>to make sure optimal conditions await me.
>
>I'll have a couple of warmed towels handy. A cold glass of pinot
>grigio. And a back massage. What's that? Oh, sorry. That's my old
>ashtray. I won't be needing that. You can just throw it away. It
>hasn't been used in nearly a year.
>
>I've heard good things about you, Raoul, and I can't wait to meet you
>in person. Thanks for all you do to keep the OFs comfortable and
>smokefree. I just know we're going to be good friends.
>
>Love,
>Ashley
>
>MMMMMMMMMMM today, but no meter at work. You can trust me, though.


Congratulations Ashley! Allright!!!

--
Tihomir, feeling jelaous, 11M3W, Knin, HR 44°N 16°E
http://www.quitbuddies.org

.... Altruism is the devil's calling card.
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 05-23-2008, 04:42 PM
Marvin The Paranoid Android
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: Oh Raoul...

On May 23, 10:36*am, writer272002 <writer272...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Hello, Raoul. I'm Ashley. I thought I would send this note on ahead.
> You see, I'm scheduled to hit the tubs a month from now, and I wanted
> to make sure optimal conditions await me.
>
> I'll have a couple of warmed towels handy. A cold glass of pinot
> grigio. And a back massage. What's that? Oh, sorry. That's my old
> ashtray. I won't be needing that. You can just throw it away. It
> hasn't been used in nearly a year.
>
> I've heard good things about you, Raoul, and I can't wait to meet you
> in person. Thanks for all you do to keep the OFs comfortable and
> smokefree. I just know we're going to be good friends.
>
> Love,
> Ashley
>
> MMMMMMMMMMM today, but no meter at work. You can trust me, though.


Wow Ashley!

That flew by quick!

Congrats!

Cheers & High-Fives,
Marvin
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 05-23-2008, 04:42 PM
Sue
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: Oh Raoul...

On Fri, 23 May 2008 07:36:17 -0700 (PDT), writer272002
<writer272002@gmail.com> wrote:

>Hello, Raoul. I'm Ashley. I thought I would send this note on ahead.
>You see, I'm scheduled to hit the tubs a month from now, and I wanted
>to make sure optimal conditions await me.
>
>I'll have a couple of warmed towels handy. A cold glass of pinot
>grigio. And a back massage. What's that? Oh, sorry. That's my old
>ashtray. I won't be needing that. You can just throw it away. It
>hasn't been used in nearly a year.
>
>I've heard good things about you, Raoul, and I can't wait to meet you
>in person. Thanks for all you do to keep the OFs comfortable and
>smokefree. I just know we're going to be good friends.
>
>Love,
>Ashley
>
>MMMMMMMMMMM today, but no meter at work. You can trust me, though.


Cute, Ashley. Thanks for the smile.
Sue
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 05-23-2008, 05:35 PM
Raoul
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: Oh Raoul...

"writer272002" wrote
> Hello, Raoul. I'm Ashley. I thought I would send this note on ahead.
> You see, I'm scheduled to hit the tubs a month from now, and I wanted
> to make sure optimal conditions await me.


Hello, Meesy Ashleys! I am being Raoul!
Welcoming for to you at New OF Hot Tubs! I make ready for you! Is to being
good! I cleaning skimmers!

> I'll have a couple of warmed towels handy. A cold glass of pinot
> grigio. And a back massage.


Meesy Ashleys, you not to having bring own towel! Raoul is make towel handy
to you! Is my jobs!
Pinot Grigio was small Italy mouse, yes? Was good friend from Ed Sullivans!
I no see him long time! No worry, Meesy Ashleys! We no have mouse at Hot
Tub! Raoul is make very clean and safety! Make good rub for you!

> What's that? Oh, sorry. That's my old
> ashtray. I won't be needing that. You can just throw it away. It
> hasn't been used in nearly a year.


We are have many, many old ashtray! Senorita Tammasita is to making big art
from the many ashtray! Look like big head of Mister Lane, Raoul dance
teacher! We no see him long time, too!

> I've heard good things about you, Raoul, and I can't wait to meet you
> in person. Thanks for all you do to keep the OFs comfortable and
> smokefree. I just know we're going to be good friends.


I very excite at to meet you, Meesy Ashleys! You like dance? We dance tango!
We make cha cha! Not by tub, or is make slipping and to fall in, splashing
OFs and make Raoul big hair fall down! I wear new tango pants for you!
Hoopla!

> Love,
> Ashley


Yes! Loving Meesy Ashleys! All mens are do!

> MMMMMMMMMMM today, but no meter at work. You can trust me, though.


Please no bring meter to tub, Meesy Ashleys! Meter get wet and no work!
Also, if meter to falling in water, OFs are cut feets, make Raoul getting
Band Aids! This make little time to dancing! And for make rub-rub on you
with towel!
OK! Bye-bye! I make ready for you! You bet!


Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 05-23-2008, 08:18 PM
Wayne
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: Oh Raoul...

LOL Ashley....congratulations on 11 months and please keep the line
into the tubs moving...there's a few behind you waiting their turn.
I do hope there is someone there besides Raoul for the backrubs
though :-)

---
Wayne Baker
Quit Date: August 4, 2007
Nicotine Free: 9M 2w 5d 2h 21m
Not Smoked: 8,501
Money Better Spent: $1,402.67



writer272002 <writer272002@gmail.com> wrote in news:6f79e194-43e2-
41fa-984c-29ff4717391d@d77g2000hsb.googlegroups.com:

> Hello, Raoul. I'm Ashley. I thought I would send this note on

ahead.
> You see, I'm scheduled to hit the tubs a month from now, and I

wanted
> to make sure optimal conditions await me.
>
> I'll have a couple of warmed towels handy. A cold glass of pinot
> grigio. And a back massage. What's that? Oh, sorry. That's my old
> ashtray. I won't be needing that. You can just throw it away. It
> hasn't been used in nearly a year.
>
> I've heard good things about you, Raoul, and I can't wait to meet

you
> in person. Thanks for all you do to keep the OFs comfortable and
> smokefree. I just know we're going to be good friends.
>
> Love,
> Ashley
>
> MMMMMMMMMMM today, but no meter at work. You can trust me, though.



Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 05-23-2008, 08:18 PM
writer272002
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: Oh Raoul...

>Not by tub, or is make slipping and to fall in, splashing
>OFs and make Raoul big hair fall down!


Oh my God. You people are hilarious.




Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old 05-23-2008, 08:18 PM
Sally
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: Oh Raoul...

On Fri, 23 May 2008 17:43:29 GMT, Wayne <nospamloansarranger@cox.net>
wrote:

>LOL Ashley....congratulations on 11 months and please keep the line
>into the tubs moving...there's a few behind you waiting their turn.
>I do hope there is someone there besides Raoul for the backrubs
>though :-)


lol....you'll get very special treatment from Raoul, Wayne...no
worries.... :-)

Sally
VOF

>
>---
>Wayne Baker
>Quit Date: August 4, 2007
>Nicotine Free: 9M 2w 5d 2h 21m
>Not Smoked: 8,501
>Money Better Spent: $1,402.67
>
>
>
>writer272002 <writer272002@gmail.com> wrote in news:6f79e194-43e2-
>41fa-984c-29ff4717391d@d77g2000hsb.googlegroups.com:
>
>> Hello, Raoul. I'm Ashley. I thought I would send this note on

>ahead.
>> You see, I'm scheduled to hit the tubs a month from now, and I

>wanted
>> to make sure optimal conditions await me.
>>
>> I'll have a couple of warmed towels handy. A cold glass of pinot
>> grigio. And a back massage. What's that? Oh, sorry. That's my old
>> ashtray. I won't be needing that. You can just throw it away. It
>> hasn't been used in nearly a year.
>>
>> I've heard good things about you, Raoul, and I can't wait to meet

>you
>> in person. Thanks for all you do to keep the OFs comfortable and
>> smokefree. I just know we're going to be good friends.
>>
>> Love,
>> Ashley
>>
>> MMMMMMMMMMM today, but no meter at work. You can trust me, though.

>

Reply With Quote
  #9  
Old 05-23-2008, 08:18 PM
BessieBee
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: Oh Raoul...


>MMMMMMMMMMM today, but no meter at work. You can trust me, though.


Trust you? Aren't you with one of those big news companies??? ;-)

I can hardly wait to have you join us at the tubs! The fun is just
too hard to describe!!!

And, thanks for coaxing Raoul out from whatever hiding place he's been
in! His command of the English language never seems to improve! But!
he's so much fun to listen to! His rub rub should be quite enjoyable!

See you soon!

--
BessieBee
"Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one?"
Reply With Quote
  #10  
Old 05-23-2008, 09:07 PM
Stephanie
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: Oh Raoul...

On May 23, 10:36*am, writer272002 <writer272...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Hello, Raoul. I'm Ashley. I thought I would send this note on ahead.
> You see, I'm scheduled to hit the tubs a month from now, and I wanted
> to make sure optimal conditions await me.
>
> I'll have a couple of warmed towels handy. A cold glass of pinot
> grigio. And a back massage. What's that? Oh, sorry. That's my old
> ashtray. I won't be needing that. You can just throw it away. It
> hasn't been used in nearly a year.
>
> I've heard good things about you, Raoul, and I can't wait to meet you
> in person. Thanks for all you do to keep the OFs comfortable and
> smokefree. I just know we're going to be good friends.
>
> Love,
> Ashley
>
> MMMMMMMMMMM today, but no meter at work. You can trust me, though.


Ash I think I can speak on behalf of the SFB2ers that we will provide
the fresh fruit Carmen Miranda headwear for your personal conga line.

This is so exciting! We have a lot of celebrations coming up around
here!

xoxo Stephanie
Reply With Quote
  #11  
Old 05-23-2008, 11:00 PM
Sue
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: Oh Raoul...

On Fri, 23 May 2008 12:58:41 -0700 (PDT), Stephanie
<sajesqnyc@yahoo.com> wrote:

>On May 23, 10:36*am, writer272002 <writer272...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> Hello, Raoul. I'm Ashley. I thought I would send this note on ahead.
>> You see, I'm scheduled to hit the tubs a month from now, and I wanted
>> to make sure optimal conditions await me.
>>
>> I'll have a couple of warmed towels handy. A cold glass of pinot
>> grigio. And a back massage. What's that? Oh, sorry. That's my old
>> ashtray. I won't be needing that. You can just throw it away. It
>> hasn't been used in nearly a year.
>>
>> I've heard good things about you, Raoul, and I can't wait to meet you
>> in person. Thanks for all you do to keep the OFs comfortable and
>> smokefree. I just know we're going to be good friends.
>>
>> Love,
>> Ashley
>>
>> MMMMMMMMMMM today, but no meter at work. You can trust me, though.

>
>Ash I think I can speak on behalf of the SFB2ers that we will provide
>the fresh fruit Carmen Miranda headwear for your personal conga line.


The cherries are ripening on my tree as I type. Now if the birds
don't get them.....

>
>This is so exciting! We have a lot of celebrations coming up around
>here!


We sure do.
Sue - SFB2er


>
>xoxo Stephanie

Reply With Quote
  #12  
Old 05-23-2008, 11:00 PM
FlatIronMike
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: Oh Raoul...

Well, Ashley, you are the charmer, aren't you? To be able to get
Raoul away from the Tubs long enough to answer you shows you already
have clout! So 11 months, eh? I'm damn proud of you and appreciate
all you've given to us along the way. Now, do sit back and enjoy as
the Tango Briadge from The Original Yodeling Gnomes are dancing your
way along with Horace, the Huffing Hogg, to siing songs of smobriety
to help you celebrate the day!

FlatironMike
One year, three months, one week, five days, 19 hours, 22 minutes and
39 seconds. 9356 cigarettes not smoked, saving $2,806.59. Life saved:
4 weeks, 4 days, 11 hours, 40 minutes.
Reply With Quote
  #13  
Old 05-24-2008, 06:33 AM
Karen
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: Oh Raoul...

On May 23, 10:36*am, writer272002 <writer272...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Hello, Raoul. I'm Ashley. I thought I would send this note on ahead.
> You see, I'm scheduled to hit the tubs a month from now, and I wanted
> to make sure optimal conditions await me.
>
> I'll have a couple of warmed towels handy. A cold glass of pinot
> grigio. And a back massage. What's that? Oh, sorry. That's my old
> ashtray. I won't be needing that. You can just throw it away. It
> hasn't been used in nearly a year.
>
> I've heard good things about you, Raoul, and I can't wait to meet you
> in person. Thanks for all you do to keep the OFs comfortable and
> smokefree. I just know we're going to be good friends.
>
> Love,
> Ashley
>
> MMMMMMMMMMM today, but no meter at work. You can trust me, though.


LOL!!! Congratulatoins Ashley!!

Karen
Reply With Quote
  #14  
Old 05-24-2008, 06:34 AM
Janis101
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: Oh Raoul...

writer272002 <writer272002@gmail.com wrote:
<<<Oh, sorry. That's my old
ashtray. I won't be needing that. You can just throw it away. It
hasn't been used in nearly a year.>>>

This makes me think of what I did with all of our ashtrays. LOL We had
been quit for close to a year and I gathered all of the ashtrays up and
off to Goodwill I went with them. I had some nice glass ones too.

Janis
VOF





--
Message posted using http://www.talkaboutsupport.com/grou....stop-smoking/
More information at http://www.talkaboutsupport.com/faq.html

Reply With Quote
  #15  
Old 05-24-2008, 06:34 AM
mellow1
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: Oh Raoul...

wow Raoul,

That was a great speech for ashley.
And too funny for words.
Thank you for my smiles



--
Message posted using http://www.talkaboutsupport.com/grou....stop-smoking/
More information at http://www.talkaboutsupport.com/faq.html

Reply With Quote
  #16  
Old 05-24-2008, 08:05 PM
Cindy Murray
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: Oh Raoul...

writer272002 wrote:
> Hello, Raoul. I'm Ashley. I thought I would send this note on ahead.
> You see, I'm scheduled to hit the tubs a month from now, and I wanted
> to make sure optimal conditions await me.
>
> I'll have a couple of warmed towels handy. A cold glass of pinot
> grigio. And a back massage. What's that? Oh, sorry. That's my old
> ashtray. I won't be needing that. You can just throw it away. It
> hasn't been used in nearly a year.
>
> I've heard good things about you, Raoul, and I can't wait to meet you
> in person. Thanks for all you do to keep the OFs comfortable and
> smokefree. I just know we're going to be good friends.
>
> Love,
> Ashley
>
> MMMMMMMMMMM today, but no meter at work. You can trust me, though.


Way to go Ashley!!!!!!!!

Cindy
Smobriety comes to: 1Y 4M 2W 2D 22H 44Mns $-Saved to date: $1982.57
Cigs not smoked: 10038
Reply With Quote
  #17  
Old 05-25-2008, 01:53 PM
THISTime
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: Oh Raoul...

> I'm scheduled to hit the tubs a month from now, and I wanted
>to make sure optimal conditions await me.
>


Can I bring the pineapple Instant Jell-O ?
How big is the tub? (Going shopping later, need to know how many
packages...)


Reply With Quote
  #18  
Old 05-25-2008, 01:53 PM
writer272002
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: Oh Raoul...

Does it have to be pineapple? I like cherry.

Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On
Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Re: tell Raoul it's fascinating shaping off a uncle John alt.support.cancer 0 01-24-2008 10:09 PM
Why did Raoul tell the fishing upon the islamic salt? Oscar alt.support.cancer 0 12-11-2007 01:48 AM


All times are GMT. The time now is 04:58 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.2
Copyright ©2000 - 2008, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.2.0
     
   
 

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41