"Bruce Watson" <anon3c67@nyx.nyx.net> wrote in message
> I had a friend in college who would order a delivery pizza. It
> would always have anchovies. I asked him if he actually liked
> anchovies. I never knew anyone who did. He said he could take
> them or leave them. He did it because no one in the dorm would
> try to bum a slice.
Heh... very wise dood your friend was.
This reminds me of a true story......
Once upon a time while visiting my parents house, I accidentally sneezed on
a brand new pizza as it hit the table. This was not done on purpose.
Something tickled my nose and kablam! instant sneeze. Those at the table
looked at me (and the hapless pizza) with horror. Then a strange thing
happened. They slid that whole pizza to my place. (Fortunately, Mom had one
more in the oven and one more behind that one - so I was only eating alone
for about 10 minutes.)
But then, suddenly, I started laughing uncontrollably - I had that "moment
of realization" that 100 great comedy bits were born all at.
I told my father to take out his wallet, so I could sneeze on the money;
"No screw that, I'll go to Fort Knox and sneeze all over the gold supply!".
I got a good 2 minute riff out of the "sneeze to own" entitlement program.
Later I worked it into the nightclub act.... and sneezed on peoples food
"live" when I was hungry. (of course the cook was in on it and had more
ready). One guys girlfriend had a great set of cans.. so I asked if I could
sneeze on them.
-W