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Old 08-24-2007, 12:03 AM
Tihomir
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A chicken enters a library, walks up to the librarian
and says "Book book"

The librarian hands the chicken two books, which it
tucks under its wing and leaves the library.

A few minutes later, the chicken re-enters the library,
walks up to the desk, hefts the two books onto the counter
and says to the librarian "Book book".

The librarian is puzzled, but nonetheless replaces the two
books with two more books, which the chicken tucks under its
wing, and leaves the library....

A few more minutes pass, and the chicken reappears with the
two books. It places them on the counter, looks earnestly up
at the librarian and says "Book book?"

Perplexed, librarian gives the chicken two more books, and
the chicken once again leaves the library. However, by now
the librarian is so overcome with curiosity that she hurries
out of the building just in time to see the chicken disappear
into the woods across the street. She follows the chicken a
short ways through the woods until it arrives at a small pond
at the edge of a swamp, where a large frog is sitting on stump.
The chicken presents the books to the frog, who looks at them
closely and says "Reddit Reddit".

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Old 08-24-2007, 12:03 AM
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Default Re: Chicken in the library

Hehe, that's one of my fav jokes.

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> The chicken presents the books to the frog, who looks at them
> closely and says "Reddit Reddit".
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Old 08-24-2007, 12:04 AM
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Default Re: OT: Chicken in the library

Thanks for the giggle Tihomir!! Reddit, indeed! LOL

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