OT: Here is a joke I consider a true female joke.

[Lizzy]

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her
girlfriends when Steven,
a tall, exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man
entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off
him.

This seasoned yet playful heartthrob noticed her overly attentive
stare
and walked directly toward her. (As any man would.) Before she could
offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and
whispered
to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me
to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00... on
one condition..."

Flabbergasted but intrigued, the woman asked what the condition was.
The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in
just three words."


The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly
removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's
hand along with her address. She looked deeply and passionately into
his eyes, barely concealing her anticipation and excitement, and
slowly
and meaningfully said....







"Clean my house."







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[FlatIronMike]

You nailed it, Lizzy! That, most definitely, is a woman's joke!

FlatironMike
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[DavidM]

On Wed, 10 Jun 2009 05:44:14 -0700, Lizzy wrote:

> I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do,
> no matter how kinky, for $20.00 ...

Definitely a chick joke when you see the guy signing over a blank cheque.
Absolutely demanding a reply. So here's an old one I read in a book some
time back...

An old man phoned for a call girl, and on her arrival paid her and told
her he had rather kinky tastes. The call girl said "Ok, that's fine. What
do you want me to do?" The old man said "Take off all your clothes, then
stand on your head!" The call girl, bemused with the harmless novelty,
readily complied.

Five minutes later, still standing on her head and now looking a bit
bored, the call girl said "Well, what's next? What are you going to do?"
The old man said "I've already done it. I just shat in your purse!"

[Lynn]

Bahahaha
good one
--
Lynn OOF+ Leaper

Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end
of the day saying, "I will try again tomorrow."




"Lizzy" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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[BSDGAL]

LOL that was great - tyvm Lizzy!

Lizzy wrote:
> A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her
> girlfriends when Steven,
> a tall, exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man
> entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off
> him.
>
> This seasoned yet playful heartthrob noticed her overly attentive
> stare
> and walked directly toward her. (As any man would.) Before she could
> offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and
> whispered
> to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me
> to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00... on
> one condition..."
>
> Flabbergasted but intrigued, the woman asked what the condition was.
> The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in
> just three words."
>
>
> The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly
> removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's
> hand along with her address. She looked deeply and passionately into
> his eyes, barely concealing her anticipation and excitement, and
> slowly
> and meaningfully said....
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> "Clean my house."
>
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> --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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[Clams Canino]

"DavidM" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:4a301e88$[email protected]..

> I just shat in your purse!"

So when using **** as a verb:

I **** today.
I shat yesterday.
I will shoot tomorrow.

Do I have this right?

-W (joke was cute too)