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OT: JOKE....Ed Zachary Disease
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    Sally Guest

    Default OT: JOKE....Ed Zachary Disease

    Ed Zachary Disease


    A woman was very distraught over the fact that she
    had not had a date or any sex for over 5 years. She
    was afraid she might have something wrong with her
    so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the
    well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang.

    Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said,
    "OK, take off all your crose." The woman did as she
    was told. "Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass
    to odder side of room." Again, the woman did as she
    was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, n"OK, now craw
    reery, reery fass back to me." As she did, Dr. Chang
    shook his head slowly. "Your probrem vewy bad.
    You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see.
    Dat is why you not haf sex or dates.

    The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang,
    what is Ed Zachary Disease?"

    Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, "Ed Zachary
    Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like
    your ass."


  2. #2
    msmomo2u Guest

    Default Re: OT: JOKE....Ed Zachary Disease

    On Oct 28, 3:31*pm, Sally <nosmok...@comcast.net> wrote:
    > Ed Zachary Disease
    >
    > A woman was very distraught over the fact that she
    > had not had a date or any sex for over 5 years. She
    > was afraid she might have something wrong with her
    > so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the
    > well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang.
    >
    > Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said,
    > *"OK, take off all your crose." The woman did as she
    > was told. "Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass
    > to odder side of room." Again, the woman did as she
    > was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, n"OK, now craw
    > reery, reery fass back to me." As she did, Dr. Chang
    > shook his head slowly. "Your probrem vewy bad.
    > You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see.
    > Dat is why you not haf sex or dates.
    >
    > The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang,
    > what is *Ed Zachary Disease?"
    >
    > Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, "Ed Zachary
    > Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like
    > your ass."


    Haw! I always loved this one.

  3. #3
    Mr. Kite Guest

    Default Re: OT: JOKE....Ed Zachary Disease


    "Sally" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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    > Ed Zachary Disease


    Whoot! (...and splurt)

    In future, please warn me before posting the funniest thing I have read for
    some time...
    I now need to refill my coffee cup AND wipe down my keyboard/monitor.

    Thanks.



  4. #4
    DavidL Guest

    Default Re: OT: JOKE....Ed Zachary Disease

    On Oct 29, 11:47*am, "Mr. Kite" <C...@astrophy.net> wrote:
    > "Sally" <nosmok...@comcast.net> wrote in message
    >
    > news:[email protected]..
    >
    > > Ed Zachary Disease

    >
    > Whoot! *(...and splurt)
    >
    > In future, *please warn me before posting the funniest thing I have read for
    > some time...
    > I now need to refill my coffee cup AND wipe down my keyboard/monitor.
    >
    > Thanks.


    I agree.
    Best laugh I've had in a week.

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