OT: JOKE....Ed Zachary Disease

[Sally]

Ed Zachary Disease


A woman was very distraught over the fact that she
had not had a date or any sex for over 5 years. She
was afraid she might have something wrong with her
so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the
well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang.

Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said,
"OK, take off all your crose." The woman did as she
was told. "Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass
to odder side of room." Again, the woman did as she
was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, n"OK, now craw
reery, reery fass back to me." As she did, Dr. Chang
shook his head slowly. "Your probrem vewy bad.
You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see.
Dat is why you not haf sex or dates.

The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang,
what is Ed Zachary Disease?"

Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, "Ed Zachary
Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like
your ass."

[msmomo2u]

On Oct 28, 3:31*pm, Sally <nosmok...@comcast.net> wrote:
> Ed Zachary Disease
>
> A woman was very distraught over the fact that she
> had not had a date or any sex for over 5 years. She
> was afraid she might have something wrong with her
> so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the
> well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang.
>
> Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said,
> *"OK, take off all your crose." The woman did as she
> was told. "Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass
> to odder side of room." Again, the woman did as she
> was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, n"OK, now craw
> reery, reery fass back to me." As she did, Dr. Chang
> shook his head slowly. "Your probrem vewy bad.
> You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see.
> Dat is why you not haf sex or dates.
>
> The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang,
> what is *Ed Zachary Disease?"
>
> Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, "Ed Zachary
> Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like
> your ass."

Haw! I always loved this one.

[Mr. Kite]

"Sally" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> Ed Zachary Disease

Whoot! (...and splurt)

In future, please warn me before posting the funniest thing I have read for
some time...
I now need to refill my coffee cup AND wipe down my keyboard/monitor.

Thanks.

[DavidL]

On Oct 29, 11:47*am, "Mr. Kite" <C...@astrophy.net> wrote:
> "Sally" <nosmok...@comcast.net> wrote in message
>
> news:[email protected]..
>
> > Ed Zachary Disease
>
> Whoot! *(...and splurt)
>
> In future, *please warn me before posting the funniest thing I have read for
> some time...
> I now need to refill my coffee cup AND wipe down my keyboard/monitor.
>
> Thanks.

I agree.
Best laugh I've had in a week.