A professor at the University of Colorado was giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a
feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts?"
About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think
you've seen a ghost?"
About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a
ghost?"
About 15 students raise their hands.
"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"
3 students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one more question... Have any of you ever made love to a
ghost?"
Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses, and says, "Son, in all the years I've been giving this
lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and
tell us about your experience."
The big Colorado Springs redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his
way up to the podium.
When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, "So, Bubba, tell us what it's like
to have sex with a ghost?"
Bubba replied, "Shiiiiit!, from way back thar I thought you said, 'Goats'."
OT: JOKE: GHOST SEX 
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