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OT: Joke....HOW TO TAKE A SHOWER ( MEN ) VS. ( WOMEN )
  1. #1
    Tihomir Guest

    Default OT: Joke....HOW TO TAKE A SHOWER ( MEN ) VS. ( WOMEN )

    HOW TO TAKE A SHOWER ( MEN ) VS. ( WOMEN )

    How to shower like a woman:
    Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according
    to lights and darks.
    Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see your husband
    along the way, cover up any exposed flesh and rush to the bathroom.
    Look at your womanly physique in the mirror and stick out your gut so
    that you can complain and whine even more about how you're getting
    fat.
    Get in the shower. Look for facecloth, armcloth, legcloth, long
    loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
    Wash your hair once with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added
    vitamins.
    Wash your hair again with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added
    vitamins.
    Condition your hair with Cucumber and Lamfrey conditioner enhanced
    with natural crocus oil. Leave on hair for 15 minutes.
    Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until
    red and raw.
    Wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and Jaffa Cake body wash.
    Rinse conditioner off hair (take at least 15 minutes as you must make
    sure that it has all come off).
    Shave armpits and legs. Consider shaving bikini area but decide to get
    it waxed instead.
    Scream loudly when your husband flushed the toilet and you lose the
    water pressure.
    Turn off shower.
    Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex.
    Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small African Country.
    Wrap hair in super absorbent second towel.
    Check entire body for the remotest sign of a zit. Attack with
    nails/tweezers if found.
    Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
    If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas and
    then rush to bedroom to spend an hour and a half getting dressed.

    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------


    How to shower like a man:
    Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them
    in a pile.
    Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your wife along the way, shake
    wiener at her making the "woo" sound.
    Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see
    if you have pecs (no). Admire the size of your wiener in the mirror,
    scratch your "privates" and smell your fingers for one last whiff.
    Get in the shower.
    Don't bother to look for a washcloth (you don't use one).
    Wash your face.
    Wash your armpits.
    Crack up at how loud your fart sounds in the shower.
    Wash your privates and surrounding area.
    Wash your butt, leaving hair on the soap bar.
    Shampoo your hair (do not use conditioner).
    Make a shampoo Mohawk.
    Pull back shower curtain and look at yourself in the mirror.
    Pee (in the shower).
    Rinse off and get out of the shower. Fail to notice water on the floor
    because you left the curtain hanging out of the tub the whole time.
    Partially dry off.
    Look at yourself in the mirror, flex muscles. Admire wiener size
    again.
    Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on the floor.
    Leave bathroom fan and light on.
    Return to the bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass your
    wife, pull off the towel, grab your wiener, go "Yeah baby" and thrust
    your pelvis at her.
    Throw wet towel on the bed. Take 2 minutes to get dressed.


    --
    Tihomir 2Y6M, Knin, HR 44N 16E
    http://www.quitbuddies.org

    Quote 4026 of 9153:
    If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons?

  2. #2
    PolarBear Guest

    Default Re: OT: Joke....HOW TO TAKE A SHOWER ( MEN ) VS. ( WOMEN )

    On Dec 6, 8:34*am, Tihomir <t...@whooptinet.hr> wrote:
    > HOW TO TAKE A SHOWER ( MEN ) VS. ( WOMEN )
    >
    > How to shower like a woman:
    > Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according
    > to lights and darks.
    > Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see your husband
    > along the way, cover up any exposed flesh and rush to the bathroom.
    > Look at your womanly physique in the mirror and stick out your gut so
    > that you can complain and whine even more about how you're getting
    > fat.
    > Get in the shower. Look for facecloth, armcloth, legcloth, long
    > loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
    > Wash your hair once with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added
    > vitamins.
    > Wash your hair again with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added
    > vitamins.
    > Condition your hair with Cucumber and Lamfrey conditioner enhanced
    > with natural crocus oil. Leave on hair for 15 minutes.
    > Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until
    > red and raw.
    > Wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and Jaffa Cake body wash.
    > Rinse conditioner off hair (take at least 15 minutes as you must make
    > sure that it has all come off).
    > Shave armpits and legs. Consider shaving bikini area but decide to get
    > it waxed instead.
    > Scream loudly when your husband flushed the toilet and you lose the
    > water pressure.
    > Turn off shower.
    > Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex.
    > Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small African Country.
    > Wrap hair in super absorbent second towel.
    > Check entire body for the remotest sign of a zit. Attack with
    > nails/tweezers if found.
    > Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
    > If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas and
    > then rush to bedroom to spend an hour and a half getting dressed.
    >
    > ---------------------------------------------------------------------------*-----
    >
    > How to shower like a man:
    > Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them
    > in a pile.
    > Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your wife along the way, shake
    > wiener at her making the "woo" sound.
    > Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see
    > if you have pecs (no). Admire the size of your wiener in the mirror,
    > scratch your "privates" and smell your fingers for one last whiff.
    > Get in the shower.
    > Don't bother to look for a washcloth (you don't use one).
    > Wash your face.
    > Wash your armpits.
    > Crack up at how loud your fart sounds in the shower.
    > Wash your privates and surrounding area.
    > Wash your butt, leaving hair on the soap bar.
    > Shampoo your hair (do not use conditioner).
    > Make a shampoo Mohawk.
    > Pull back shower curtain and look at yourself in the mirror.
    > Pee (in the shower).
    > Rinse off and get out of the shower. Fail to notice water on the floor
    > because you left the curtain hanging out of the tub the whole time.
    > Partially dry off.
    > Look at yourself in the mirror, flex muscles. Admire wiener size
    > again.
    > Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on the floor.
    > Leave bathroom fan and light on.
    > Return to the bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass your
    > wife, pull off the towel, grab your wiener, go "Yeah baby" and thrust
    > your pelvis at her.
    > Throw wet towel on the bed. Take 2 minutes to get dressed.
    >
    > --
    > Tihomir 2Y6M, Knin, HR 44N 16E
    > *http://www.quitbuddies.org
    >
    > Quote 4026 of 9153:
    > If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons?


    nice one

  3. #3
    DavidL Guest

    Default Re: OT: Joke....HOW TO TAKE A SHOWER ( MEN ) VS. ( WOMEN )

    On Dec 6, 7:34*am, Tihomir <t...@whooptinet.hr> wrote:
    > HOW TO TAKE A SHOWER ( MEN ) VS. ( WOMEN )
    >
    > How to shower like a woman:
    > Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according
    > to lights and darks.
    > Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see your husband
    > along the way, cover up any exposed flesh and rush to the bathroom.
    > Look at your womanly physique in the mirror and stick out your gut so
    > that you can complain and whine even more about how you're getting
    > fat.
    > Get in the shower. Look for facecloth, armcloth, legcloth, long
    > loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
    > Wash your hair once with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added
    > vitamins.
    > Wash your hair again with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added
    > vitamins.
    > Condition your hair with Cucumber and Lamfrey conditioner enhanced
    > with natural crocus oil. Leave on hair for 15 minutes.
    > Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until
    > red and raw.
    > Wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and Jaffa Cake body wash.
    > Rinse conditioner off hair (take at least 15 minutes as you must make
    > sure that it has all come off).
    > Shave armpits and legs. Consider shaving bikini area but decide to get
    > it waxed instead.
    > Scream loudly when your husband flushed the toilet and you lose the
    > water pressure.
    > Turn off shower.
    > Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex.
    > Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small African Country.
    > Wrap hair in super absorbent second towel.
    > Check entire body for the remotest sign of a zit. Attack with
    > nails/tweezers if found.
    > Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
    > If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas and
    > then rush to bedroom to spend an hour and a half getting dressed.
    >
    > ---------------------------------------------------------------------------*-----
    >
    > How to shower like a man:
    > Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them
    > in a pile.
    > Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your wife along the way, shake
    > wiener at her making the "woo" sound.
    > Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see
    > if you have pecs (no). Admire the size of your wiener in the mirror,
    > scratch your "privates" and smell your fingers for one last whiff.
    > Get in the shower.
    > Don't bother to look for a washcloth (you don't use one).
    > Wash your face.
    > Wash your armpits.
    > Crack up at how loud your fart sounds in the shower.
    > Wash your privates and surrounding area.
    > Wash your butt, leaving hair on the soap bar.
    > Shampoo your hair (do not use conditioner).
    > Make a shampoo Mohawk.
    > Pull back shower curtain and look at yourself in the mirror.
    > Pee (in the shower).
    > Rinse off and get out of the shower. Fail to notice water on the floor
    > because you left the curtain hanging out of the tub the whole time.
    > Partially dry off.
    > Look at yourself in the mirror, flex muscles. Admire wiener size
    > again.
    > Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on the floor.
    > Leave bathroom fan and light on.
    > Return to the bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass your
    > wife, pull off the towel, grab your wiener, go "Yeah baby" and thrust
    > your pelvis at her.
    > Throw wet towel on the bed. Take 2 minutes to get dressed.
    >
    > --
    > Tihomir 2Y6M, Knin, HR 44N 16E
    > *http://www.quitbuddies.org
    >
    > Quote 4026 of 9153:
    > If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons?


    "woo"!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. #4
    Tihomir Guest

    Default Re: OT: Joke....HOW TO TAKE A SHOWER ( MEN ) VS. ( WOMEN )

    Instead of taking 80 puffs of smoke, DavidL spoketh upon us:

    >"woo"!!!!!!!!!!!


    AAAAAAARRRGHHH!

    --
    Tihomir 2Y6M, Knin, HR 44N 16E
    http://www.quitbuddies.org

    Quote 2151 of 9153:
    "When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep
    good?' I said, 'No, I made a few mistakes.'" -- Steven Wright

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