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OT: JOKE....Hunting Season or Mating Season???
  1. #1
    Sally Guest

    Default OT: JOKE....Hunting Season or Mating Season???

    Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to
    try bear hunting so he travelled up to Alaska,
    spotted a small brown bear and shot it.
    Soon after there was a tap on his shoulder, and he
    turned around to see a big black bear who said to
    him, "That was a very bad mistake, you just shot
    my young cousin. I'm going to give you two choices.
    Either I maulyou to death or we have s#x." After
    considering briefly, Frank decided to accept the
    latter alternative. So the black bear had his way
    with Frank.

    Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon
    recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on
    another trip to Alaska where he found the
    black bear and shot it dead. Right after, there was
    another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly
    bear stood right next to him and said, "That was a
    big mistake, Frank. That was my cousin and you've
    got two choices: Either I maul you to death or we
    have "rough s#x." Again, Frank thought it was
    better to cooperate with the grizzly rather than be
    mauled to death. Although he survived, it took
    several months before Frank fully recovered, but
    totally outraged he headed back to Alaska, tracked
    down the grizzly bear and shot it. He felt such
    sweet revenge.

    But, moments later, there was a tap on is shoulder.
    He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing
    there. The polar bear looked at him and said, "Admit
    it Frank, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"



  2. #2
    Sue Guest

    Default Re: OT: JOKE....Hunting Season or Mating Season???

    Sent to a good friend who works for Fish and Game in Alaska.
    Thanks, Sally

    On Thu, 19 Jul 2007 18:00:46 -0700, "Sally" <[email protected]>
    wrote:

    >Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to
    >try bear hunting so he travelled up to Alaska,
    >spotted a small brown bear and shot it.
    >Soon after there was a tap on his shoulder, and he
    >turned around to see a big black bear who said to
    >him, "That was a very bad mistake, you just shot
    >my young cousin. I'm going to give you two choices.
    >Either I maulyou to death or we have s#x." After
    >considering briefly, Frank decided to accept the
    >latter alternative. So the black bear had his way
    >with Frank.
    >
    >Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon
    >recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on
    >another trip to Alaska where he found the
    >black bear and shot it dead. Right after, there was
    >another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly
    >bear stood right next to him and said, "That was a
    >big mistake, Frank. That was my cousin and you've
    >got two choices: Either I maul you to death or we
    >have "rough s#x." Again, Frank thought it was
    >better to cooperate with the grizzly rather than be
    >mauled to death. Although he survived, it took
    >several months before Frank fully recovered, but
    >totally outraged he headed back to Alaska, tracked
    >down the grizzly bear and shot it. He felt such
    >sweet revenge.
    >
    >But, moments later, there was a tap on is shoulder.
    >He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing
    >there. The polar bear looked at him and said, "Admit
    >it Frank, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"
    >


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    Sally Guest

    Default Re: OT: JOKE....Hunting Season or Mating Season???

    You're welcome!

    "Sue" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    news:[email protected]..
    > Sent to a good friend who works for Fish and Game in Alaska.
    > Thanks, Sally
    >
    > On Thu, 19 Jul 2007 18:00:46 -0700, "Sally" <[email protected]>
    > wrote:
    >
    >>Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to
    >>try bear hunting so he travelled up to Alaska,
    >>spotted a small brown bear and shot it.
    >>Soon after there was a tap on his shoulder, and he
    >>turned around to see a big black bear who said to
    >>him, "That was a very bad mistake, you just shot
    >>my young cousin. I'm going to give you two choices.
    >>Either I maulyou to death or we have s#x." After
    >>considering briefly, Frank decided to accept the
    >>latter alternative. So the black bear had his way
    >>with Frank.
    >>
    >>Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon
    >>recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on
    >>another trip to Alaska where he found the
    >>black bear and shot it dead. Right after, there was
    >>another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly
    >>bear stood right next to him and said, "That was a
    >>big mistake, Frank. That was my cousin and you've
    >>got two choices: Either I maul you to death or we
    >>have "rough s#x." Again, Frank thought it was
    >>better to cooperate with the grizzly rather than be
    >>mauled to death. Although he survived, it took
    >>several months before Frank fully recovered, but
    >>totally outraged he headed back to Alaska, tracked
    >>down the grizzly bear and shot it. He felt such
    >>sweet revenge.
    >>
    >>But, moments later, there was a tap on is shoulder.
    >>He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing
    >>there. The polar bear looked at him and said, "Admit
    >>it Frank, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"
    >>



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