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Old 08-24-2007, 12:13 AM
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Default OT: JOKE....Hunting Season or Mating Season???

Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to
try bear hunting so he travelled up to Alaska,
spotted a small brown bear and shot it.
Soon after there was a tap on his shoulder, and he
turned around to see a big black bear who said to
him, "That was a very bad mistake, you just shot
my young cousin. I'm going to give you two choices.
Either I maulyou to death or we have s#x." After
considering briefly, Frank decided to accept the
latter alternative. So the black bear had his way
with Frank.

Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon
recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on
another trip to Alaska where he found the
black bear and shot it dead. Right after, there was
another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly
bear stood right next to him and said, "That was a
big mistake, Frank. That was my cousin and you've
got two choices: Either I maul you to death or we
have "rough s#x." Again, Frank thought it was
better to cooperate with the grizzly rather than be
mauled to death. Although he survived, it took
several months before Frank fully recovered, but
totally outraged he headed back to Alaska, tracked
down the grizzly bear and shot it. He felt such
sweet revenge.

But, moments later, there was a tap on is shoulder.
He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing
there. The polar bear looked at him and said, "Admit
it Frank, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"


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Old 08-24-2007, 12:13 AM
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Default Re: OT: JOKE....Hunting Season or Mating Season???

Sent to a good friend who works for Fish and Game in Alaska.
Thanks, Sally

On Thu, 19 Jul 2007 18:00:46 -0700, "Sally" <nosmokin2AS3@comcast.net>
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>Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to
>try bear hunting so he travelled up to Alaska,
>spotted a small brown bear and shot it.
>Soon after there was a tap on his shoulder, and he
>turned around to see a big black bear who said to
>him, "That was a very bad mistake, you just shot
>my young cousin. I'm going to give you two choices.
>Either I maulyou to death or we have s#x." After
>considering briefly, Frank decided to accept the
>latter alternative. So the black bear had his way
>with Frank.
>
>Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon
>recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on
>another trip to Alaska where he found the
>black bear and shot it dead. Right after, there was
>another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly
>bear stood right next to him and said, "That was a
>big mistake, Frank. That was my cousin and you've
>got two choices: Either I maul you to death or we
>have "rough s#x." Again, Frank thought it was
>better to cooperate with the grizzly rather than be
>mauled to death. Although he survived, it took
>several months before Frank fully recovered, but
>totally outraged he headed back to Alaska, tracked
>down the grizzly bear and shot it. He felt such
>sweet revenge.
>
>But, moments later, there was a tap on is shoulder.
>He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing
>there. The polar bear looked at him and said, "Admit
>it Frank, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"
>

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Old 08-24-2007, 12:13 AM
Sally
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Default Re: OT: JOKE....Hunting Season or Mating Season???

You're welcome!

"Sue" <sebrady@thegrid.net> wrote in message
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> Sent to a good friend who works for Fish and Game in Alaska.
> Thanks, Sally
>
> On Thu, 19 Jul 2007 18:00:46 -0700, "Sally" <nosmokin2AS3@comcast.net>
> wrote:
>
>>Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to
>>try bear hunting so he travelled up to Alaska,
>>spotted a small brown bear and shot it.
>>Soon after there was a tap on his shoulder, and he
>>turned around to see a big black bear who said to
>>him, "That was a very bad mistake, you just shot
>>my young cousin. I'm going to give you two choices.
>>Either I maulyou to death or we have s#x." After
>>considering briefly, Frank decided to accept the
>>latter alternative. So the black bear had his way
>>with Frank.
>>
>>Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon
>>recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on
>>another trip to Alaska where he found the
>>black bear and shot it dead. Right after, there was
>>another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly
>>bear stood right next to him and said, "That was a
>>big mistake, Frank. That was my cousin and you've
>>got two choices: Either I maul you to death or we
>>have "rough s#x." Again, Frank thought it was
>>better to cooperate with the grizzly rather than be
>>mauled to death. Although he survived, it took
>>several months before Frank fully recovered, but
>>totally outraged he headed back to Alaska, tracked
>>down the grizzly bear and shot it. He felt such
>>sweet revenge.
>>
>>But, moments later, there was a tap on is shoulder.
>>He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing
>>there. The polar bear looked at him and said, "Admit
>>it Frank, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"
>>


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