OT: JOKE...Lil Mary

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School.
Usually she slept through the class.

One day the teacher called on her while she was napping.
"Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?" When Mary
didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in
the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the
rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Mary and the teacher said,
Very good" and Mary fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, "Who is our Lord and
Saviour?" But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once
again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her with his
pin. "Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary and the teacher said,
"Very good," and Mary fell back asleep.

Then the teacher asked Mary a third question. "What did Eve
say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And
again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary
jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that thing in me one
more time, I'll break it in half!"

LOL!!!!!
Becky
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> Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School.
> Usually she slept through the class.
>
> One day the teacher called on her while she was napping.
> "Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?" When Mary
> didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in
> the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the
> rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Mary and the teacher said,
> Very good" and Mary fell back asleep.
> A while later the teacher asked Mary, "Who is our Lord and
> Saviour?" But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once
> again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her with his
> pin. "Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary and the teacher said,
> "Very good," and Mary fell back asleep.
>
> Then the teacher asked Mary a third question. "What did Eve
> say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And
> again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary
> jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that thing in me one
> more time, I'll break it in half!"
>
>