OT: JOKE....Long Live The Queen..... :-)

The plane's cabin was being served by an obviously gay
flight attendant who was just as obviously enjoying
himself. He came swishing down the aisle and announced
to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to
announce that he'll be landing this big, scary plane
shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up
your trays, that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a woman
hadn't moved a muscle.

"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines.
I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can
pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I
am called a princess. I take orders from no one".

The flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a queen,
so I outrank you. Put the tray up, bitch!"