OT: Joke - pope

The Pope and Hillary Clinton were on the same stage in front of a huge
crowd.

However, both of them have been in front of crowds before, so, to Make
this time more interesting, Hillary said to the Pope, 'did you know That
with just one little wave of my hand, I can make every Democrat in The
crowd go wild?'

He said, 'O. K., show me.' She waved. Sure enough, every Democrat in the
Crowd cheered wildly. The cheering then subsided as quickly as it had
started.

The Pope, not to be outdone by such arrogance, thought about what he
Could do to answer her stunt. 'That was impressive,' the Pope said, 'but
Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every
Person in this crowd go crazy with joy? What's more, this joy will not
Be a momentary display like that of your people, but will go deep into
The hearts of this crowd. They will forever speak of this day, and they
Will rejoice.'

The senator doubted this, of course, and said with a smirk, 'One little
Wave of your hand and all people will rejoice forever? Show me.'

So the Pope slapped her.

--
If you hold the thought, it begins to form.
Your attitude can change your reality.

Bad Pope!!!

FlatironMike
One year, two months, four weeks, one day, 14 hours, 46 minutes and 38
seconds. 9092 cigarettes not smoked, saving $2,727.44. Life saved: 4
weeks, 3 days, 13 hours, 40 minutes.

>Bad Pope!!!

Good Pope!!! :-)
--
BessieBee
"Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one?"

On Sat, 10 May 2008 10:16:44 -0700 (PDT), FlatIronMike
<FlatironMikeNYC@gmail.com> wrote:

>Bad Pope!!!

Leslie's right. Good Pope! )
Sue

>
>FlatironMike
>One year, two months, four weeks, one day, 14 hours, 46 minutes and 38
>seconds. 9092 cigarettes not smoked, saving $2,727.44. Life saved: 4
>weeks, 3 days, 13 hours, 40 minutes.

BessieBee@fakeaddress.com wrote:

> >Bad Pope!!!
>
> Good Pope!!! :-)
Popish Plot!
--
Ian

Very WISE Pope


"-<==robbster==->" <robbREMOVEALL@CAPSciggyfree.org> wrote in
news:kFgVj.1944$Uz2.1036@trnddc06:

> The Pope and Hillary Clinton were on the same stage in front of a
huge
> crowd.
>
> However, both of them have been in front of crowds before, so, to
Make
> this time more interesting, Hillary said to the Pope, 'did you
know That
> with just one little wave of my hand, I can make every Democrat in
The
> crowd go wild?'
>
> He said, 'O. K., show me.' She waved. Sure enough, every Democrat
in the
> Crowd cheered wildly. The cheering then subsided as quickly as it
had
> started.
>
> The Pope, not to be outdone by such arrogance, thought about what
he
> Could do to answer her stunt. 'That was impressive,' the Pope
said, 'but
> Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make
every
> Person in this crowd go crazy with joy? What's more, this joy will
not
> Be a momentary display like that of your people, but will go deep
into
> The hearts of this crowd. They will forever speak of this day, and
they
> Will rejoice.'
>
> The senator doubted this, of course, and said with a smirk, 'One
little
> Wave of your hand and all people will rejoice forever? Show me.'
>
> So the Pope slapped her.
>