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Old 12-05-2007, 09:02 PM
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There's a student in medical school who wants to specialize
in sexual disorders, so he makes arrangements to visit the
sexual disorder clinic. The chief doctor is showing him
around, discussing cases and the facility, when the student
sees a patient masturbating right there in the hallway.

"What condition does he have?" the student asks.

"He suffers from Seminal Buildup Disorder," the doctor
replies. "If he doesn't obtain sexual release forty to fifty
times a day, he'll pass into a coma."

The student takes some notes on that, and they continue down
the hall.

As they turn the corner, he sees another patient with his
pants around his ankles, receiving oral sex from a beautiful
nurse.

"What about him?" the student asks. "What's his story?"

"Oh, it's the same condition," the doctor replies. "He just
has a better health plan."

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Old 12-06-2007, 01:44 AM
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Default Re: OT: JOKE....Premium Health Plan... :-)

Sally, could that be the Clinton Healthplan??? <G>

/me ducks

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